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Fun Category => Games => Topic started by: Cedie on December 10, 2015, 03:08:08

Title: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Cedie on December 10, 2015, 03:08:08
Let's play a game, this game is called Corrupted Wish.

Mechanics: A person will present his wish then another person will respond to grant the wish but corrupt it with something related to the nature of the wish. Only one response for a wish. the responding person may begin to make a wish after his response. Other following responses will be deleted. The more clever the better.

Example: Cedie: I wish I can fly.
                Vreg: Granted, but you cannot come down forever.
                Vreg: I wish to get the hottest girl in the world.

I'll start,


- I wish I can be invisible at my own will.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Sanji on December 10, 2015, 06:30:56
Granted. but u can do it ones every 90 day XD


I wish to have the five hottest girls in the world <3

Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kai on December 10, 2015, 06:41:52
Granted. but u can do it ones every 90 day XD


I wish to have the five hottest girls in the world <3



Granted, but they'll turn into the 5 ugliest girls if you only love/like them for their looks.

I wish i was immortal.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: ParadoxRonin on December 10, 2015, 06:54:45
Granted. but u can do it ones every 90 day XD


I wish to have the five hottest girls in the world <3



Granted, but they'll turn into the 5 ugliest girls if you only love them for their looks.

I wish i was immortal.
GRANTED, but you will still age with time

I wish I was one punch manXD
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Cedie on December 10, 2015, 07:10:46
GRANTED, but you will still age with time

I wish I was one punch manXD

Granted, but you will explode everything you touch including your food.

I wish to know the mysteries of the universe.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Mars on December 10, 2015, 08:07:52
Granted, but you'll realize how much of a noob u are

I wish to die.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Reminance on December 10, 2015, 08:42:34
Granted, but you'll realize how much of a noob u are

I wish to die.
Granted, But you will be haunted in the spirit realm forever.

I wish to have a giant lettuce cabbage monster pet.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 10, 2015, 10:31:31
Granted, but you'll mistake it for lettuce and cut it into little pieces one day

I want to master every language in the world, be it earth or alien languages.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Sanji on December 10, 2015, 10:42:22
Granted, but you'll mistake it for lettuce and cut it into little pieces one day

I want to master every language in the world, be it earth or alien languages.
Granted, but when u master them all u will lose all Your memories

i wish i can have Byakugan 
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Cedie on December 10, 2015, 12:24:23

Granted, but when u master them all u will lose all Your memories

i wish i can have Byakugan

Granted, but your eyes are placed between your legs.

I wish to be the most good looking human in the universe.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 10, 2015, 13:46:08
Granted, but you will be forever invisible, doomed to never be noticed.

I want to be Immortal (oh wait, I already am xD)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on December 10, 2015, 13:47:34
@Shivraj

Granted, but your muscles will rot eventually in time.

I wish I would be nothing so I can be everything.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 10, 2015, 14:15:24
@Shivraj

Granted, but your muscles will rot eventually in time.

I wish I would be nothing so I can be everything.
That's just cruel...

Granted, but you have no consciousness, so you don't know anything that is going on

I wish to have infinite money
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Reminance on December 10, 2015, 14:40:36
@Shivraj

Granted, but your muscles will rot eventually in time.

I wish I would be nothing so I can be everything.
That's just cruel...

Granted, but you have no consciousness, so you don't know anything that is going on

I wish to have infinite money
Granted, But you are not allowed to spend it or give it away.

I wish to have infinite stamina
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: adithya on December 10, 2015, 14:55:46
@Shivraj

Granted, but your muscles will rot eventually in time.

I wish I would be nothing so I can be everything.
That's just cruel...

Granted, but you have no consciousness, so you don't know anything that is going on

I wish to have infinite money
Granted, But you are not allowed to spend it or give it away.

I wish to have infinite stamina

Granted, but your legs will be paralyzed for the rest of your life.

I wish to have the best gaming PC of all time.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 10, 2015, 14:58:52
@Shivraj

Granted, but your muscles will rot eventually in time.

I wish I would be nothing so I can be everything.
That's just cruel...

Granted, but you have no consciousness, so you don't know anything that is going on

I wish to have infinite money
Granted, But you are not allowed to spend it or give it away.

I wish to have infinite stamina

Granted, but your legs will be paralyzed for the rest of your life.

I wish to have the best gaming PC of all time.

Granted but you can only play Minesweeper on it.

I want to correct all of the wrongdoings done by my family.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 10, 2015, 15:39:30
@Shivraj

Granted, but your muscles will rot eventually in time.

I wish I would be nothing so I can be everything.
That's just cruel...

Granted, but you have no consciousness, so you don't know anything that is going on

I wish to have infinite money
Granted, But you are not allowed to spend it or give it away.

I wish to have infinite stamina

Granted, but your legs will be paralyzed for the rest of your life.

I wish to have the best gaming PC of all time.

Granted but you can only play Minesweeper on it.

I want to correct all of the wrongdoings done by my family.
Granted, but in doing so, you will do twice the wrongdoings than those all your family did.

I want to Meet the Doctor and go on adventures with him (Doctor Who)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kai on December 10, 2015, 16:01:19
Granted, but in doing so, you will do twice the wrongdoings than those all your family did.

I want to Meet the Doctor and go on adventures with him (Doctor Who)

Granted, but this will only be in your dreams.

I wish i was a God.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: lollernoob9 on December 10, 2015, 16:14:58
Granted: You are the god of memes

I wish I could be a ninja
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 10, 2015, 16:36:40
Granted, but in doing so, you will do twice the wrongdoings than those all your family did.

I want to Meet the Doctor and go on adventures with him (Doctor Who)

Granted, but this will only be in your dreams.

I wish i was a God.
You cruel, cruel man...

Granted: You are the god of memes

I wish I could be a ninja
Granted, but right after completing your training you lose your legs and arms.

I wish I could pause time.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on December 10, 2015, 17:52:13
I wish I could pause time.

Granted, but you will pause yourself too.

I wish this game would stop.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Mars on December 10, 2015, 18:47:23
Granted, but you will pause yourself too.

I wish this game would stop.
That has already been planned.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Sanji on December 10, 2015, 21:04:41
Granted, but you will pause yourself too.

I wish this game would stop.
That has already been planned.
lool
kek gj mars u just stopped the game.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Mars on December 10, 2015, 21:19:25
Couldn't resist, sorry.

I wish I could pause time.

Granted, but you will pause yourself too.

I wish this game would stop.
Granted, but your mind would force you to check the dead website every 10 minutes.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: json243 on December 11, 2015, 17:23:40
^ I wish Marsy would shut up XD
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Sanji on December 11, 2015, 17:38:01
^ I wish Marsy would shut up XD
Granted, ^he will shut up forever  XDD
i wish to be the coolest man in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 11, 2015, 18:26:38
^ I wish Marsy would shut up XD
Granted, ^he will shut up forever  XDD
i wish to be the coolest man in the world.
Granted, but everyone's taste would be changed to completely opposite, so cool will be the new Dork >:D

I wish I could have infinite, fast and powerful regenerative powers.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: K4kashiHatake on December 11, 2015, 19:12:49
^ I wish Marsy would shut up XD
Granted, ^he will shut up forever  XDD
i wish to be the coolest man in the world.
Granted, but everyone's taste would be changed to completely opposite, so cool will be the new Dork >:D

I wish I could have infinite, fast and powerful regenerative powers.
granted, but you WILL get tired as hell after using it for seconds.
I wish I had the smallest d in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on December 11, 2015, 19:31:57
Granted, but it will be the first thing you say to every person you talk to

I wish i could be happy
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: json243 on December 11, 2015, 19:47:07

Granted, but it will be the first thing you say to every person you talk to

I wish i could be happy
Granted: But everyone else will be sad
I wish fast food was healthy
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 11, 2015, 20:16:57

Granted, but it will be the first thing you say to every person you talk to

I wish i could be happy
Granted: But everyone else will be sad
I wish fast food was healthy

Granted, but you can only eat unhealthy things for the rest of your life.

I wish I knew everything.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Sanji on December 11, 2015, 20:24:49
Granted, but when u know everything your brain will explode

i wish i can control the fire.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 11, 2015, 21:23:38
Granted, but when u know everything your brain will explode

i wish i can control the fire.

Granted, but you will always burn yourself lethally.

I wish to have a lot of free time
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: json243 on December 11, 2015, 22:44:51
Granted, but when u know everything your brain will explode

i wish i can control the fire.

Granted, but you will always burn yourself lethally.

I wish to have a lot of free time
Granted but you always are jerking off :x
I wish I wasn't so cool
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on December 12, 2015, 08:36:07
Granted but you always are jerking off :x
I wish I wasn't so cool

Granted, but then you will notice that nothing has changed, you feel the same.

I wish I to be invincible.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kai on December 12, 2015, 09:19:37
Granted, but then you will notice that nothing has changed, you feel the same.

I wish I to be invincible.

Granted, but only against meteorites.

I wish to have an infinite amount of wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Sanji on December 12, 2015, 09:40:29
Granted, but then you will notice that nothing has changed, you feel the same.

I wish I to be invincible.

Granted, but only against meteorites.

I wish to have an infinite amount of wishes.
Granted, but it will only work when u die

i wish i have punch can destroy a planet
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on December 12, 2015, 11:01:14
Granted, but with that punch you will also kill the one you love

I wish i could cook :3
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 12, 2015, 11:05:26
Granted, but with that punch you will also kill the one you love

I wish i could cook :3

Granted, but you can only cook one type of noodles.

I wish I could walk through walls and other obstacles
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 12, 2015, 11:15:41
Granted but each time you do it, you will get stuck in the object.

I wish my next wish would be without any consequences (other than the ones I add). ;)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on December 12, 2015, 12:11:58
Granted but each time you do it, you will get stuck in the object.

I wish my next wish would be without any consequences (other than the ones I add). ;)


Granted, but you won't be able to wish that "next wish".

I wish nothing.

Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nas on December 12, 2015, 13:02:47

Granted, but you won't be able to wish that "next wish".

I wish nothing.



Granted but a wish isnt a wish without something you will forever obtain things you cannot use

I wish to see SLO completed by next month
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 12, 2015, 13:36:01

Granted, but you won't be able to wish that "next wish".

I wish nothing.



Granted but a wish isnt a wish without something you will forever obtain things you cannot use

I wish to see SLO completed by next month

Granted, but it will be completed as a chicken running game instead of an MMOARPG.

I wish to be good at photoshop
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 12, 2015, 15:27:05
Granted but you will be caught for using a pirated version and will face a 200 year jail term xDDDDD

I wish I wasn't so lazy
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on December 12, 2015, 16:01:12
Granted but you will be caught for using a pirated version and will face a 200 year jail term xDDDDD

I wish I wasn't so lazy

Granted, but will will overwork everything you do, leading to stress and sleep deprivation...... and then Death

I wish i wasn't so sexy
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Sanji on December 12, 2015, 16:04:11
Granted, but then you will notice that nothing has changed you will feel the same.

i wish i can be invisible at my own will
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: json243 on December 12, 2015, 17:14:42
Granted: But your loved ones will forget you even when you are not invisible

I wish the oceans were made of chocolate milkshakes
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on December 12, 2015, 17:43:14
Granted: But your loved ones will forget you even when you are not invisible

I wish the oceans were made of chocolate milkshakes


Granted, but people will do the same things in oceans as always. (bathing, peeing and depositing feces)

I wish nothing would be true and everything would be permitted.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on December 13, 2015, 10:12:12
Granted, but you will spend the rest of your life wondering what kind of place the world would have been if everything wasn't permitted

I wish I would become the greatest kage of all time
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shintrixx on December 13, 2015, 11:27:42
Granted, but only for one second

I wish i would be high as fuck
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 13, 2015, 19:14:30
Granted, but you will still feel normal.

I wish this topic would never be locked again
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Tameshi Hinode on December 13, 2015, 19:33:33
Granted,but you will not have the permission to post here.

I wish i would achieve a higher state of mind and perception,to better understand the world around me and learn from it.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Sanji on December 13, 2015, 19:51:26
Granted,but you will not have the permission to post here.

I wish i would achieve a higher state of mind and perception,to better understand the world around me and learn from it.
kek,is that all one wish? then i will tell u this

Shall not be granted, cuz thats all is a lot for one wish XDD

i wish i know why this topic locked.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: json243 on December 13, 2015, 20:07:48
Granted: Just ask my bae bio

I wish I was a super saiyan
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Leebz on December 13, 2015, 20:21:09
Granted: But only your hair turns yellow

I wish I could wish for more things
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 13, 2015, 20:24:01
Granted, but none of them will come out.

I wish Time would go faster
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on December 13, 2015, 20:32:33
Granted, but for you it will feel like everything is in slow motion

I wish i could drive :33
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on December 13, 2015, 20:48:29
Granted, but for you it will feel like everything is in slow motion

I wish i could drive :33

Granted, but every time you will sit on the driver's seat the steering wheel will grow legs and will run away from you.

I wish Vreg would play this game.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Leebz on December 13, 2015, 20:55:22
Granted but it will only be when you are offline

I wish I had a pet turtle
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Reminance on December 13, 2015, 21:43:52
Granted but it will only be when you are offline

I wish I had a pet turtle
Granted, But he would die the second you look at him.

I wish Leebz his turtle pet would not die xD
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 13, 2015, 21:45:29
Granted, but someone very close to you will die instead.

I wish to know more wishes...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: json243 on December 13, 2015, 23:27:20
Too bad

I wish @Mars was even more of a troll TROLOLOLOL
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: adithya on December 14, 2015, 12:54:07
Granted, but the only person he'll troll will be you.

I wish Sakura kills herself before the end of all these fillers
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on December 14, 2015, 13:14:01
Granted but it will only be when you are offline

I wish I had a pet turtle
Granted, But he would die the second you look at him.

I wish Leebz his turtle pet would not die xD

Granted, but Leebz would die the second the turtle will look at him.

I wish a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 14, 2015, 14:41:33
Granted but it will only be when you are offline

I wish I had a pet turtle
Granted, But he would die the second you look at him.

I wish Leebz his turtle pet would not die xD

Granted, but Leebz would die the second the turtle will look at him.

I wish a wish.
already done that one bruh, you had to corrupt

Granted, but the only person he'll troll will be you.

I wish Sakura kills herself before the end of all these fillers
Granted, but then Madara resurrects her and she can never die now, but shes 5 times more useless than ever....

I wish that all these Naruto fillers stop already...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on December 14, 2015, 15:03:08
Granted but it will only be when you are offline

I wish I had a pet turtle
Granted, But he would die the second you look at him.

I wish Leebz his turtle pet would not die xD

Granted, but Leebz would die the second the turtle will look at him.

I wish a wish.
already done that one bruh, you had to corrupt



Sorry, didn't check the page number.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Leebz on December 14, 2015, 16:16:16
Granted but it will only be when you are offline

I wish I had a pet turtle
Granted, But he would die the second you look at him.

I wish Leebz his turtle pet would not die xD

Granted, but Leebz would die the second the turtle will look at him.

I wish a wish.
already done that one bruh, you had to corrupt

Granted, but the only person he'll troll will be you.

I wish Sakura kills herself before the end of all these fillers
Granted, but then Madara resurrects her and she can never die now, but shes 5 times more useless than ever....

I wish that all these Naruto fillers stop already...
Granted, but there will only be one episode of Naruto before they start again.

I wish for this wish to not become corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on December 14, 2015, 18:13:19
Granted, but then everyone around you will get corrupted and you will be the odd one out

I wish i could become Saitama
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kai on December 14, 2015, 18:33:50
Granted, but then everyone around you will get corrupted and you will be the odd one out

I wish i could become Saitama

Granted, you'll lose your powers though.

I wish the world was perfect with no evil and suffering.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Leebz on December 14, 2015, 19:49:44
Granted, you'll lose your powers though.

I wish the world was perfect with no evil and suffering.
Granted, but only because the world united under an evil banner to kill you and your loved ones.

(Movie reference incoming)
I wish I was big.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: json243 on December 14, 2015, 23:56:23
Granted: but you get so fat you can't walk

I wish leebz was fat XD
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on December 15, 2015, 05:54:52
Granted: but you get so fat you can't walk

I wish leebz was fat XD

Granted, but then you will also become so fat you can't walk

I wish I had superhuman strength
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 15, 2015, 15:11:32
granted, but you will be paralyzed forever.

I wish to have telepathic powers.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: adithya on December 15, 2015, 15:14:27
Granted, but you can only say the word cheesy dicks to whoever you talk to telepathically

I wish that superman would destroy this planet, and suck off himself, or die trying
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on December 15, 2015, 15:18:39
Granted, but you too will try and suck him off :D

I wish i could speak every single language in the world!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Sanji on December 15, 2015, 17:43:28
Granted, but you too will try and suck him off :D

I wish i could speak every single language in the world!
Granted, but every time you talk in any language your first words when u talk to someone will be i need a dick in my ass.

i wish i have super speed.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Cedie on December 16, 2015, 01:02:09
Granted, but every time you talk in any language your first words when u talk to someone will be i need a dick in my ass.

i wish i have super speed.

Granted, but you cannot stop unless you hit a very large force to stop you.

I wish I have enough money to spend a month-long vacation everywhere in Europe.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Vreg on December 16, 2015, 01:06:36
Granted, but you cannot stop unless you hit a very large force to stop you.

I wish I have enough money to spend a month-long vacation everywhere in Europe.
Granted, but you will only be allowed to eat simple bread and drink plain water for the next 6 months.

I wish SLO had more updates.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: json243 on December 16, 2015, 01:22:40
Granted: This has already been planned

I wish chocolate milk came from brown cows
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on December 17, 2015, 22:28:00
Granted, but then all brown cows will die a slow and painful death

I wish to be the smartest man alive!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Reminance on December 17, 2015, 22:31:41
Granted, but then all brown cows will die a slow and painful death

I wish to be the smartest man alive!
Granted, But you gained the title smartest man alive by stealing everyone his brain, So therefore you are now in a world with dummies.
Enjoy!

I wish to be feared by everybody.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: NinjaMirage on December 17, 2015, 23:16:56
Granted but you will never have sex again

I wish I had Brus Wayn money!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 18, 2015, 13:44:48
Granted, but it's all in your head, and nothing is real. (side note; It's Bruce Wayne :p)

I wish English was the only language.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on December 18, 2015, 15:19:22
Granted, but it's all in your head, and nothing is real. (side note; It's Bruce Wayne :p)

I wish English was the only language.


Granted, but no one will be able to speak.

I wish world peace.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 18, 2015, 16:09:56
Granted, but every living thing on this world dies.

I wish the best meal in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on December 18, 2015, 18:13:16
Granted, but the meal shall be poisoned, and you shall die a very very very very very very very painful death

I wish for world domination
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 18, 2015, 18:50:43
Granted, but that world will be an uncivilized planet far in space.

I wish more people would be active
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 18, 2015, 19:03:37
Granted but you aren't

I wish that my timezone wasn't so different to all you guys' timezones
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: NinjaMirage on December 18, 2015, 22:48:29
granted you can never post again

i wish SLO was ready now!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 19, 2015, 05:31:40
granted you can never post again

i wish SLO was ready now!!!!!
Granted but you can never play it

I wish people weren't so cruel.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Sanji on December 19, 2015, 08:20:57
Granted, but when someone see you he will punch u in the face

i wish i have super strength legs.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 19, 2015, 09:11:03
Granted, but then you will have to cut both of your legs with your own hands.

I wish that I could always get away with lying.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: NinjaMirage on December 19, 2015, 16:16:15
ganted but you go crazy and lose touch with what is true

btw
granted you can never post again

i wish SLO was ready now!!!!!
Granted but you can never play it

at least you guys would be able to play now!!!!!

i wish i know how to use unity 5
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Sanji on December 19, 2015, 17:14:36
u just smashed the game gj.
 -rep XDD
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 19, 2015, 18:01:15
Guys, please continue with the game ~_~
No fun if you ruin it.

Granted, but then you will have to cut both of your legs with your own hands.

I wish that I could always get away with lying.

Granted, but you can never tell the truth ever again.

I wish to have an irl ban hammer
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Sanji on December 20, 2015, 17:45:32
i did not get nova.

and i think no one get it. that's why the game stooped XDD
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 20, 2015, 17:47:09
I wish I had a ban hammer (meaning I could Ban people from my life)
Not ever having to meet/see or interact with them ever again.

Hope that cleared it up.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Sanji on December 20, 2015, 17:51:19
I wish I had a ban hammer (meaning I could Ban people from my life)
Not ever having to meet/see or interact with them ever again.

Hope that cleared it up.
it is more then cleared........(nova for mod XDD )

Granted, but even the people that u love will get ban

i wish i can know what people thinking.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 20, 2015, 17:52:09
Granted but you will fart for as long as you continue to read minds (like you read my mind but you keep farting when you are reading my mind)

I wish that I was omnipotent
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kai on December 20, 2015, 18:02:18
Granted, but you'll be stuck under a rock you can't lift which you made for the rest of your life.

I wish i could jump in and out of anime worlds.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 20, 2015, 18:09:32
Granted, but you'll be stuck under a rock you can't lift which you made for the rest of your life.

I wish i could jump in and out of anime worlds.
But omnipotency is being able to anything, you'll have to give me something better than that, and even if I can't lift it, I can just teleport to somewhere else bro....
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kai on December 20, 2015, 18:45:39
Granted, but you'll be stuck under a rock you can't lift which you made for the rest of your life.

I wish i could jump in and out of anime worlds.
But omnipotency is being able to anything, you'll have to give me something better than that, and even if I can't lift it, I can just teleport to somewhere else bro....

Exactly, omnipotency is being able to do anything. This means you can create a rock that even you can't lift. Otherwise you're not omnipotent.

Didn't think about the teleporting part though. Let's just say that your stuck in an omnipotent rock which you can't get out of made by you to test your power.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on December 20, 2015, 20:15:49
Paradox Paradox Paradox Paradox
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 20, 2015, 20:42:00
Granted, but you'll be stuck under a rock you can't lift which you made for the rest of your life.

I wish i could jump in and out of anime worlds.

Granted but they can only be fucked up anime worlds.

I wish some gods actually existed.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Reminance on December 20, 2015, 23:55:19
Granted, but you'll be stuck under a rock you can't lift which you made for the rest of your life.

I wish i could jump in and out of anime worlds.

Granted but they can only be fucked up anime worlds.

I wish some gods actually existed.
Granted, But none of them would show themselves nor could you ever interact with them
Meaning that they are pretty much useless.

I wish to be able to time travel without worries or problems.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 21, 2015, 00:47:50
Granted but you can only time travel 10 seconds back and forth at a time.

I wish for a nice 2016
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on December 21, 2015, 10:59:48
Granted but you can only time travel 10 seconds back and forth at a time.

I wish for a nice 2016
Granted, everyone will have a nice 2016, but it will suck only for you

I wish for world domination
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 21, 2015, 11:16:25
Granted, but the meal shall be poisoned, and you shall die a very very very very very very very painful death

I wish for world domination

Same one again? o.O

Unsure if there's a rule against that, but if not I'll just answer with the same answer again.
Granted, but you'll rule a planet far away in space with the only population being a rock.

I wish for events
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 21, 2015, 11:22:14
Granted but you will always miss them

I wish that I could mimic every single noise in the world, which means EVERYTHING
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 21, 2015, 11:23:40
Granted but you will always miss them

I wish that I could mimic every single noise in the world, which means EVERYTHING


Granted, but you are deaf and will never know what noise you'll mimic.

I wish for more jutsus
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 21, 2015, 11:25:36
Granted but you can't use them >:3

I wish to have a 1000 un-corruptible wishes
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on December 21, 2015, 14:05:43
Granted but you can't use them >:3

I wish to have a 1000 un-corruptible wishes

Granted but they will be after the first 9999999999999999999999 corruptible wishes.

I wish the best for Shivraj.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on December 21, 2015, 15:28:39
Granted, but the meal shall be poisoned, and you shall die a very very very very very very very painful death

I wish for world domination

Same one again? o.O

Unsure if there's a rule against that, but if not I'll just answer with the same answer again.
Granted, but you'll rule a planet far away in space with the only population being a rock.

I wish for events
ohh lool i didn't even notice I've said it before xD I guess that must be my main goal hahaha
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Sanji on December 21, 2015, 19:45:11
Granted but you can't use them >:3

I wish to have a 1000 un-corruptible wishes

Granted but they will be after the first 9999999999999999999999 corruptible wishes.

I wish the best for Shivraj.
Granted, but u will get the worse things

i wish i can control Ice.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Fraudulent on December 21, 2015, 19:49:52
Quote
i wish i can control Ice.

Granted, but the ice will instantly turn to water after 5 seconds

I wish I was Godlike
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 21, 2015, 21:24:46
Granted, but you will live isolated. no one will notice you or know that you exist.

I wish more clans would be active
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Mars on December 21, 2015, 22:12:07
Granted but Himitsu will become irrelevant

I wish for a fully functioning SLO MMO
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Fraudulent on December 21, 2015, 23:19:09
Granted, but it'll only be open for 1 month

I wish to have the ability to possess other peoples bodies
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Mars on December 21, 2015, 23:23:20
Granted, but it'll only be open for 1 month

I wish to have the ability to possess other peoples bodies
Man if you had that we know how it'd go down


(http://content.fvs1.net/images/lg/56/53/35/5d8910.jpeg)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Fraudulent on December 21, 2015, 23:33:42
This would be me
(http://i.imgur.com/uzncREk.jpg)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Leebz on December 22, 2015, 03:58:36
Granted but Himitsu will become irrelevant

I wish for a fully functioning SLO MMO
TAKE IT BACK! ;-;
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: ToadSage on December 22, 2015, 04:55:50
:OOO MARSSSS
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Reminance on December 22, 2015, 11:00:54
Granted, but it'll only be open for 1 month

I wish to have the ability to possess other peoples bodies
Granted, But you could never go back to your Original body, You would have to go from body to body and live on in other people's body.
LE BODY
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Fraudulent on December 22, 2015, 11:06:23
I'd stay in your body forever ;)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on December 22, 2015, 11:33:16
Granted, but it'll only be open for 1 month

I wish to have the ability to possess other peoples bodies
Granted, But you could never go back to your Original body, You would have to go from body to body and live on in other people's body.
LE BODY

Wish please.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Reminance on December 22, 2015, 11:40:15
Granted, but it'll only be open for 1 month

I wish to have the ability to possess other peoples bodies
Granted, But you could never go back to your Original body, You would have to go from body to body and live on in other people's body.
LE BODY

Wish please.
Lol i forgot...

I wish to be a coin that can be touched by everybody ;)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on December 22, 2015, 11:44:50
Granted, but only in a world with only old people that use to keep their coins in their underwear.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Reminance on December 22, 2015, 11:46:16
Granted, but only in a world with only old people that use to keep their coins in their underwear.
Thats just sickening :(
And.. WISH PLEASE! XD
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on December 22, 2015, 11:50:29
Ou, I really forgot, I didn't meant to, believe me or not.
I wish that the person who will reply to my wish would hate me.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on December 23, 2015, 12:19:52
Ou, I really forgot, I didn't meant to, believe me or not.
I wish that the person who will reply to my wish would hate me.

granted, but only for a second

I wish i was an alien who could kill everyone just by blinking my eye

Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 23, 2015, 12:46:33
Ou, I really forgot, I didn't meant to, believe me or not.
I wish that the person who will reply to my wish would hate me.

granted, but only for a second

I wish i was an alien who could kill everyone just by blinking my eye


Granted but you kill yourself aswell.

I wish to be able to rewind time.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 23, 2015, 12:49:27
Granted but you can't choose how far it will rewind.

I wish to have future sight
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nas on December 23, 2015, 13:07:56
Granted but you can't choose how far it will rewind.

I wish to have future sight
Granted but u can only see the death of you and your loved ones

I wish i could get past ep 400 in one piece this week (on ep 191)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 23, 2015, 13:12:34
Granted but you will skip most of the epidodes and only watch fillers.

I wish I had wings so I could fly/glide
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 23, 2015, 15:50:59
Granted but as soon as you sprout them, you'll have to cut them off

I wish Mars would stop sending screamers xD
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Mars on December 23, 2015, 18:31:57
Only if you click this link (http://strawpoii.me/6185007)

I wish to have a bigger arsenal of screamers
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on December 23, 2015, 18:41:54
Only if you click this link (http://strawpoii.me/6185007)

I wish to have a bigger arsenal of screamers
I did, now what? (good thing I took off my headphones though)
Granted, but you won't ever be able to use them and they'll haunt your dreams

I wish to be able to turn into a dragon and back to human at will.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 23, 2015, 18:43:42
Granted but each time you transform you will shrink until you're the same size as a single cell.

I wish I could Grow or shrink at will
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on December 26, 2015, 14:14:56
Granted but each time you transform you will shrink until you're the same size as a single cell.

I wish I could Grow or shrink at will

Granted but only one millimeter.

I wish @Xendrus would play this game. (It worked with Vreg maybe will work with him too, who knows?)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Mars on December 26, 2015, 23:15:11
Granted, but you realize @Xendrus is one of my alts. @Xendrus... is the real one

I wish that halika would return :(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Xendrus on December 26, 2015, 23:15:46
that's me!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: json243 on December 27, 2015, 01:55:52
Wut. Wut wut. HALIKA??? OR IS THIS A TROLLER? I SWEAR IF THIS IS A TROLLER IMMA BEAT THE LIVING POOP OUT OF YOUR NOSTRILS
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: misi4444 on December 27, 2015, 05:53:16
Granted, but you realize @Xendrus is one of my alts. @Xendrus... is the real one

I wish that halika would return :(
Granted, Halika is here :)
(http://i66.tinypic.com/nnv69u.png)

I wish I had unlimited wishes
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on December 27, 2015, 08:33:19
Granted, but none will fulfill.

I wish I would study at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: limits on December 27, 2015, 20:06:29
Granted, but the only spell you will be able to learn is avada kedvara

I wish i could hold my breathe underwater, for as long as i wanted
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Narutoi on December 27, 2015, 20:21:03
Granted, but only ocean water and the sharks will come eat you.

I wish i could teleport where ever and when ever i want infinitely.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on December 27, 2015, 21:38:10
Granted, but anytime you teleport, you shorten your lifespan by 10 years

I wish i were the richest man alive
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Narutoi on December 27, 2015, 21:46:21
Granted but you would have to eat crap every day for the rest of your life in exchange for the money.

Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on December 28, 2015, 00:21:35
Granted but you would have to eat crap every day for the rest of your life in exchange for the money.



You forgot to make a Wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Narutoi on December 28, 2015, 01:44:58
I wish i could jump to outer space and be able to breath.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Mars on December 28, 2015, 02:14:25
Granted but you won't be able to get back down

I wish I didn't have to make a wish
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Narutoi on December 28, 2015, 02:25:06
Granted, but by not making a wish, you die 40 years before everyone else.

I wish i could make a Xbox Game compatible with a Playstation to make money off of my gift.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: json243 on December 28, 2015, 05:29:56
Granted: But you lose all of that money

I wish @Leebz would allow @Nova to call him lubez
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: misi4444 on December 28, 2015, 08:44:09
Granted: But you lose all of that money

I wish @Leebz would allow @Nova to call him lubez

Granted, but in a parallel universe that I rule :)

I wish I didn't win the lottery.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Leebz on December 28, 2015, 15:17:29
Granted: But you lose all of that money

I wish @Leebz would allow @Nova to call him lubez

Granted, but in a parallel universe that I rule :)

I wish I didn't win the lottery.
Granted, but you'll shit your pants every time the lottery is ongoing.

I wish America would use the right spelling for the English language.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Narutoi on December 28, 2015, 19:35:01
Granted, but being Americans that will probably cause a war.

I wish the world was peaceful.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Xendrus... on December 29, 2015, 01:14:14
Granted but each time you transform you will shrink until you're the same size as a single cell.

I wish I could Grow or shrink at will

Granted, you're all a bunch of rookies...

Always the three dots.

Granted but only one millimeter.

I wish @Xendrus would play this game. (It worked with Vreg maybe will work with him too, who knows?)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on January 02, 2016, 10:17:59
And so, Xendrus has put an end to this spam game.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on January 02, 2016, 11:40:57
rip Corrupted Wish 2k16.
Will not be missed.

Can't someone else restart it though?
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: misi4444 on January 02, 2016, 13:57:36
I wish I could read in minds
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Narutoi on January 02, 2016, 20:23:19
Granted but only dirty thoughts and you cant stop

I wish i could stretch any bodypart at will
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Reminance on January 03, 2016, 10:30:35
Granted but only dirty thoughts and you cant stop

I wish i could stretch any bodypart at will
Granted, But everytime you would stretch them, Your limbs would get longer by 1 meter.

I wish nothing and everything.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: mamita on January 04, 2016, 00:26:12
Granted. You have broken reality.

I wish more people here played Wesnoth.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: misi4444 on January 04, 2016, 12:03:11
Granted, but you don't have common language with those people

I wish Uchihas died out :)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on January 04, 2016, 12:43:24
Granted but Kiba would become the sexton of their graveyard and will be doomed to get good care and worship the bodies.

I wish I could use my entire brain capacity.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Narutoi on January 05, 2016, 01:46:12
Granted the movie makers will charge you with copyright.

I wish could grant infinite life to myself and others I choose.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on January 05, 2016, 10:16:27
Granted the movie makers will charge you with copyright.


How does this relates to my wish?
I can't get it.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Reminance on January 05, 2016, 13:20:21
Granted but Kiba would become the sexton of their graveyard and will be doomed to get good care and worship the bodies.

I wish I could use my entire brain capacity.
@Konohuro i also dont get it...

So in that case: Granted, but your brain would rot away rapidly everytime you would use it.

I wish for talking food
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on January 05, 2016, 14:22:34
I think he meant the Lucy movie makers lmao search it up

Granted but everything you eat would SCREAM FOR MERCY!!!!!!!

I wish that I could watch every awesome anime EVER (from the future and the past) in an instant.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on January 05, 2016, 14:27:24
Granted but you will forget everything in the next minute.

I wish to know what to wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Narutoi on January 05, 2016, 21:47:26
About you guys not getting it theres a movie about a girl getting all of her brain unlocked and grants her super powers. The name is Lucy I think,
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on January 05, 2016, 21:49:07
Granted but you will forget everything in the next minute.

I wish to know what to wish.

Granted, but you can't wish it.

I wish all questions will be answered (correctly).
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Narutoi on January 05, 2016, 21:51:19
Granted but you couldn't hear those answers.

I wish I could wish as much as I wish I could wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Reminance on January 05, 2016, 21:59:04
About you guys not getting it theres a movie about a girl getting all of her brain unlocked and grants her super powers. The name is Lucy I think,
I believe i've seen that one it was weird...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on January 17, 2016, 19:36:12
Going to try and revive this thread, as the current active ones aren't exactly threads that would make me want to stay active.

I wish I could wish as much as I wish I could wish.

Granted, but none of those wishes will come out.

I wish for an unlimited power source.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on January 17, 2016, 20:35:36
Granted but you won't be able to link it to anything existent in this world.
I wish people would not press enter between the grants and the wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on January 17, 2016, 21:01:13
Granted but you won't be able to link it to anything existent in this world.
I wish people would not press enter between the grants and the wishes.

Granted, but, everything will be in one sentence without using full stops.
I wish certain people would know when to quit.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Shivraj on January 23, 2016, 13:48:48
granted, but then you would be the one saying/doing everything they would have done if they kept doing it

I wish that Saturdays and Sundays were REALLLLLLLLLLY long.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Ken on January 23, 2016, 15:01:52
granted, but u must spend all that time for studying

I wish i had the power to teleport
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on January 23, 2016, 15:06:28
Granted, but only 1 meter away from your current spot & you must see the spot (i.e can't go through walls)
I wish everyone had decent manners.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kai on February 10, 2016, 16:53:52
Granted, but only towards people they love.

I wish humans could breathe underwater.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: SirTroll on February 10, 2016, 17:14:41
Granted, but only towards people they love.

I wish humans could breathe underwater.
Granted, but they can't breath in air

I wish i was good at SLO
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: adithya on February 10, 2016, 17:31:42
Granted, but only towards people they love.

I wish humans could breathe underwater.
Granted, but they can't breath in air

I wish i was good at SLO
Granted, but only good against Vreg

I wish i could be the greatest, be the best. Be the king kong banging on his chest
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: NinjaMirage on February 11, 2016, 16:28:50
granted,  you 3 inches tall but your the best at everything you can do with throws proportions- Oh and your a Ape!!!!

I wish my new cpu was here so i could get my frankenstein computer put back together.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on February 11, 2016, 17:55:05
Granted but you will never have a monitor again.

I wish I was standing in the hall of fame. (thanks @adithya for the idea, because I was out of any)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on February 11, 2016, 17:59:34
Granted but you will never have a monitor again.

I wish I was standing in the hall of fame. (thanks @adithya for the idea, because I was out of any)

Granted but you only stand there to clean it up.

I wish there would be someone who could give me a decent movie to watch.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: SirTroll on February 11, 2016, 23:09:19
Granted but you will never have a monitor again.

I wish I was standing in the hall of fame. (thanks @adithya for the idea, because I was out of any)

Granted but you only stand there to clean it up.

I wish there would be someone who could give me a decent movie to watch.
Granted, but their idea of a decent movie is twilight

I wish the world was flat and Charles Darwin ruled supreme
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: mamita on July 05, 2016, 19:58:33
Granted. The world is now perfectly flat. This means no hills, mountains, ditches, or chasms.
Which means the entirety of the vast ocean comes flooding to your doorstep.
It carries you to the edge of the world, and before you are swept off the edge,
you get to see the cold, vast emptiness of what awaits.
You are then sent tumbling into an eternal doom.
Although, come to think of it,
the world being flat means no atmosphere...

I wish I could get some more inspiration for my second character...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Tsunayoshi on July 05, 2016, 20:12:17
Granted. The world is now perfectly flat. This means no hills, mountains, ditches, or chasms.
Which means the entirety of the vast ocean comes flooding to your doorstep.
It carries you to the edge of the world, and before you are swept off the edge,
you get to see the cold, vast emptiness of what awaits.
You are then sent tumbling into an eternal doom.
Although, come to think of it,
the world being flat means no atmosphere...

I wish I could get some more inspiration for my second character...

I'd love 2 answer, but, I dun know what you're wishing for lel.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on July 05, 2016, 20:15:30
Granted. The world is now perfectly flat. This means no hills, mountains, ditches, or chasms.
Which means the entirety of the vast ocean comes flooding to your doorstep.
It carries you to the edge of the world, and before you are swept off the edge,
you get to see the cold, vast emptiness of what awaits.
You are then sent tumbling into an eternal doom.
Although, come to think of it,
the world being flat means no atmosphere...

I wish I could get some more inspiration for my second character...

I'd love 2 answer, but, I dun know what you're wishing for lel.

Then why did you reply? You're not exactly participating in the game with that comment..


I wish I could get some more inspiration for my second character...

granted, however the inspiration won't be given to you on this forum.

I wish people would follow the rules more carefully.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Tsunayoshi on July 05, 2016, 20:16:56
Granted. The world is now perfectly flat. This means no hills, mountains, ditches, or chasms.
Which means the entirety of the vast ocean comes flooding to your doorstep.
It carries you to the edge of the world, and before you are swept off the edge,
you get to see the cold, vast emptiness of what awaits.
You are then sent tumbling into an eternal doom.
Although, come to think of it,
the world being flat means no atmosphere...

I wish I could get some more inspiration for my second character...

I'd love 2 answer, but, I dun know what you're wishing for lel.

Then why did you reply? You're not exactly participating in the game with that comment..


I wish I could get some more inspiration for my second character...

granted, however the inspiration won't be given to you on this forum.

I wish people would follow the rules more carefully.
Granted, but only your clan mates will.

I wish I had been born in some anime world with powers. :2
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on July 05, 2016, 20:30:13
Granted, but the moment you use the powers granted to you, you'll die

I wish for no wishes at all
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: mamita on July 05, 2016, 21:36:46
Granted. However, you then think of a better wish than that one, and are disappointed I answered before you could edit your post.

I wish I had another 25-pound dumbbell...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Manuster on July 06, 2016, 22:32:44
Damn...some of these 'grants' are savage asf xDDd



Granted. However, you then think of a better wish than that one, and are disappointed I answered before you could edit your post.

I wish I had another 25-pound dumbbell...

Granted, but you will never be strong enough to lift it.

I wish to be 10 times as good at limits was in his prime.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on July 07, 2016, 00:09:07
I wish to be 10 times as good at limits was in his prime.
Granted, but your computer/console will always crash whenever you want to play any game at all.

I wish to be omnipotent.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: misi4444 on July 07, 2016, 10:34:59
I wish to be 10 times as good at limits was in his prime.
Granted, but your computer/console will always crash whenever you want to play any game at all.

I wish to be omnipotent.

Granted, but you are omnipotent in a parallel universe that you can't reach.

I wish I could become rich without any backfire :)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Manuster on July 07, 2016, 22:02:18
I wish to be 10 times as good at limits was in his prime.
Granted, but your computer/console will always crash whenever you want to play any game at all.

I wish to be omnipotent.

Granted, but you are omnipotent in a parallel universe that you can't reach.

I wish I could become rich without any backfire :)

Granted. But you donate all your money to the poor, eat nothing but weeds and raw potatoes and spend the rest of your life naked, jobless and single wandering the Earth aimlessly.

I wish that this is not replied to.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: jcryer on July 07, 2016, 22:09:42
I wish I could become rich without any backfire :)
Granted, but there is no way for you to spend this money, as it has all been donated into SLO. You are now the majority shareholder, however there is no way to get your money out (Why would you want to tbf).

I wish I could do anything I set my mind to.

Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Manuster on July 07, 2016, 23:42:30
I wish I could become rich without any backfire :)
Granted, but there is no way for you to spend this money, as it has all been donated into SLO. You are now the majority shareholder, however there is no way to get your money out (Why would you want to tbf).

I wish I could do anything I set my mind to.



Did...did you grant my wish??? Damn. I...did not see that coming... o.o

Anyways...Granted, but you only put your mind to acts of evil.

I wish that I had the ability to change my mistakes for the better.

Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on July 08, 2016, 04:52:06
Granted.... but whenever you'll change a mistake, you'll make another one.

I wish I could put an end to all the terrorism around the world.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: jcryer on July 08, 2016, 07:30:57
Granted, but you must spend your entire life stopping terrorism, and cannot ever live a normal life.

I wish people knew who I was wherever I went.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: misi4444 on July 08, 2016, 08:12:55
I wish I could become rich without any backfire :)
Granted, but there is no way for you to spend this money, as it has all been donated into SLO. You are now the majority shareholder, however there is no way to get your money out (Why would you want to tbf).

I wish I could do anything I set my mind to.



In that case I just make a "charity" organization that deals with donations, and add SLO on list. Forward my money to that balance, but since It is mine, I have free acces to it. I have completed your terms as I can't do anything but donate it to SLO, yet I still have it, and just withdraw most of it.Even better, It is tax free due charity :D

Granted, but people forget it immediately.

I wish I owned a Casino in Vegas
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Yamasukage on July 08, 2016, 09:06:29
Granted...but your casino will always be bankrupt

I wish I was a chick magnet
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on July 08, 2016, 09:47:57
Granted...but your casino will always be bankrupt

I wish I was a chick magnet
granted... so whenever a chicken hatches, wherever in the world, it will fly directly to you and stick to you forever... (pun intended :P )

I wish I would remain 18 years old for eternity.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Yamasukage on July 08, 2016, 09:58:43
Granted...but your casino will always be bankrupt

I wish I was a chick magnet
granted... so whenever a chicken hatches, wherever in the world, it will fly directly to you and stick to you forever... (pun intended :P )

I wish I would remain 18 years old for eternity.
Granted but you'll remain in high school forever

I wish I was a rockstar
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on July 08, 2016, 10:17:46
I wish I would remain 18 years old for eternity.

Granted but you'll remain in high school forever

I wish I was a rockstar
I'm already in college though xD
anyways,
Granted... but none of your music would sell and you'd be a failure.

I wish I could save earth from Apocalypse (whenever it happens). 
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Trafalgar on July 08, 2016, 10:25:03

I'm already in college though xD
anyways,
Granted... but none of your music would sell and you'd be a failure.

I wish I could save earth from Apocalypse (whenever it happens). 
Granted, but you will recieve no recognition for your hard work.

I wish I could be in any anime of my choosing.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: misi4444 on July 08, 2016, 10:50:29

I'm already in college though xD
anyways,
Granted... but none of your music would sell and you'd be a failure.

I wish I could save earth from Apocalypse (whenever it happens). 
Granted, but you will recieve no recognition for your hard work.


I wish I could be in any anime of my choosing.

Granted, but that will be the very last episode of that anime :D

I wish nothing :) (yes, that was a wish)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Isis on July 08, 2016, 10:57:04
Granted, but you will recieve no recognition for your hard work.

I wish I could be in any anime of my choosing.

Granted, but you will get as much screen time as Tenten does.

I wish I had an endless source of root beer right next to me for eternity.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Trafalgar on July 08, 2016, 11:00:50
Granted, but you will get as much screen time as Tenten does.

I wish I had an endless source of root beer right next to me for eternity.

Granted, but it will taste like piss and be the only thing you can drink for the rest of your life.

I wish hand signs actually did something in real life. :')
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Yamasukage on July 08, 2016, 11:15:39
Granted...but you would age 10 years faster every time you did a hand seal

I wish I was famous and had woman drooling over meh XD
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Manuster on July 08, 2016, 13:29:53
Granted...but you would age 10 years faster every time you did a hand seal

I wish I was famous and had woman drooling over meh XD

Granted. But they would all be over 80 and literally drool over you.



Forever.


I wish I could teleport.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Yamasukage on July 08, 2016, 14:18:28
Granted but whenever you teleport you end up with 12 days of Diarreah

I wish I become OP in SLO
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Trafalgar on July 08, 2016, 16:08:05
Granted but whenever you teleport you end up with 12 days of Diarreah

I wish I become OP in SLO

Granted, but you will never have an opponent to play against.

I wish for cancer to be treatable easily with over the counter medicine.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Yamasukage on July 08, 2016, 16:27:39
Granted but you'll end up with cancer and will have no money to buy it

I wish to be a dev or mod on SLO (-_- )
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: KimotoHaikye on July 08, 2016, 16:36:55
Granted but you'll end up with cancer and will have no money to buy it

I wish to be a dev or mod on SLO (-_- )

Granted, but you will never be able to post.

I wish to be able to make my book famous.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on July 08, 2016, 17:07:36
Granted but you'll end up with cancer and will have no money to buy it

I wish to be a dev or mod on SLO (-_- )

Granted, but you will never be able to post.

I wish to be able to make my book famous.
Granted... but you won't be credited as it's author and would lose all memory of writing the book so you can't file a lawsuit too :P

I wish I could bring Atlantis back to the surface.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Manuster on July 08, 2016, 17:51:44
Granted but you'll end up with cancer and will have no money to buy it

I wish to be a dev or mod on SLO (-_- )

Granted, but you will never be able to post.

I wish to be able to make my book famous.
Granted... but you won't be credited as it's author and would lose all memory of writing the book so you can't file a lawsuit too :P

I wish I could bring Atlantis back to the surface.

Damn...that's one mean grant...

Granted, but you will never set foot on it.

I wish for an end to this game.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: SirTroll on July 08, 2016, 17:54:18
Granted, but you're banned from the forum for asking
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Yamasukage on July 08, 2016, 18:02:49
Granted, but you're banned from the forum for asking
Wait so the game is done?! XD
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: jcryer on July 08, 2016, 18:24:46
Yep, but how's about we play this totally different game called Twisted Wish!!!

https://www.shinobilifeonline.com/index.php?topic=2482.0
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on July 23, 2016, 01:04:09
Granted, but once you've used it it'll blow up on your face.
I wish no one reply to this thread ever again, whether it be you're the granter or not, nor will the staff be able to post.
(Haha, good luck.)

@Tsunayoshi Granted, however we will just go back to our old thread.

I wish people would stop wishing such retarded wishes to destroy the game.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on July 23, 2016, 02:16:30
Granted, but they would rather use other terms to destroy the game.

I wish my piano instructor transfers all his knowledge about the instrument into my mind and I can implement them to play my piano
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Zama on July 23, 2016, 02:24:35
Granted, but they would rather use other terms to destroy the game.

I wish my piano instructor transfers all his knowledge about the instrument into my mind and I can implement them to play my piano
Granted but you soon receive a restraining order from all pianos and keyboards.

I wish I could afford to move out.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Tsunayoshi on July 23, 2016, 03:00:50
Granted, but once you've used it it'll blow up on your face.
I wish no one reply to this thread ever again, whether it be you're the granter or not, nor will the staff be able to post.
(Haha, good luck.)

@Tsunayoshi Granted, however we will just go back to our old thread.

I wish people would stop wishing such retarded wishes to destroy the game.

xDD. Omg, Nova cool as always.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: SpeakingRain on July 23, 2016, 04:15:21
Granted but you soon receive a restraining order from all pianos and keyboards.

I wish I could afford to move out.

Granted, but its in the spare room of  a tweaker's trailer.

I wish the Avengers existed,
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: America on July 23, 2016, 04:24:55
Granted, but its in the spare room of  a tweaker's trailer.

I wish the Avengers existed,

Granted, but they were executed by the government as a threat to national security

I wish the US and Russia would be allies
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on July 23, 2016, 05:28:49
Granted, but its in the spare room of  a tweaker's trailer.

I wish the Avengers existed,

Granted, but they were executed by the government as a threat to national security

I wish the US and Russia would be allies

Granted but then North Korea would bomb the shit out of them with 5 H-bombs each

I wish time didn't exist
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: America on July 23, 2016, 05:41:58
I wish time didn't exist

Time is a construct of the human mind lad, technically speaking, its not real
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on July 23, 2016, 05:46:36
I wish time didn't exist

Time is a construct of the human mind lad, technically speaking, its not real
Yes, but i said i wish time didn't exist. So i what i meant is I wish statements like "be here in 5 minutes" or come to school at 11 o'clock", and similar usage of "time" didnt exist. Sorry if i wasn't clear enough
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on July 23, 2016, 06:03:41
I wish time didn't exist
Granted, but only when you sleep
(Can't let the whole world end up in chaos and confusion)

I wish Taiga senpai would gift me a hot air balloon :P
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kings_Head on July 23, 2016, 07:43:09
I wish time didn't exist
Granted, but only when you sleep
(Can't let the whole world end up in chaos and confusion)

I wish Taiga senpai would gift me a hot air balloon :P
GRANTED but once you flew up you can never get down

I wish i could be a pimp and @Reminance was my #1 bitch
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Dagerth on July 23, 2016, 14:20:36

GRANTED but once you flew up you can never get down

I wish i could be a pimp and @Reminance was my #1 bitch
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GRANTED but you wouldn't recieve and revenue.

I wish I could teleport out of here.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: SpeakingRain on July 23, 2016, 16:43:49
Granted! But you teleport to Camp Buehring :P

I wish I could make the best bowl of ramen.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on July 23, 2016, 18:56:13
Granted! But you teleport to Camp Buehring :P

I wish I could make the best bowl of ramen.
Granted but it would be sold as Mars' Majestic Ramen

I wish I could teleport anywhere I want and comeback to my original place whenever I wanted
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: America on July 23, 2016, 19:17:40
Granted! But you teleport to Camp Buehring :P

I wish I could make the best bowl of ramen.
Granted but it would be sold as Mars' Majestic Ramen

I wish I could teleport anywhere I want and comeback to my original place whenever I wanted

Granted, but the nearest person to you dies when you teleport.

I wish they made a sequel to Death Note
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kings_Head on July 23, 2016, 19:20:53
Granted! But you teleport to Camp Buehring :P

I wish I could make the best bowl of ramen.
Granted but it would be sold as Mars' Majestic Ramen

I wish I could teleport anywhere I want and comeback to my original place whenever I wanted

Granted, but the nearest person to you dies when you teleport.

I wish they made a sequel to Death Note
Granted but you only get 10% on whatever the show made

I wish i could be the very best in SLO
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: SpeakingRain on July 23, 2016, 19:39:45
Granted, but instead of being the best at Shinobi Life Online, you ended up being the in SLO, California. At what exactly is still undetermined.

I wish Ibiki had more screentime, in either the anime or the manga.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Zama on July 23, 2016, 19:55:36
Granted, but instead of being the best at Shinobi Life Online, you ended up being the in SLO, California. At what exactly is still undetermined.

I wish Ibiki had more screentime, in either the anime or the manga.
Granted but it was an extra minute for his death scene.

I wish my phone didn't have a crack.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: SpeakingRain on July 23, 2016, 19:58:53
Granted. It now has multiple cracks.
I wish my novel becomes popular once its published.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kai on July 23, 2016, 20:04:55
Granted, but it'll be popular for being absolute trash.

I wish No Game No Life season two would come out this year.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: SpeakingRain on July 23, 2016, 20:13:23
Granted, but there is a worldwide conspiracy implemented to keep specifically you from watching it.

I wish my plans for world domination can be set in motion this year.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Tsunayoshi on July 23, 2016, 20:51:42
Granted, but there is a worldwide conspiracy implemented to keep specifically you from watching it.

I wish my plans for world domination can be set in motion this year.
Granted, but it will be reduced to "street domination".

I wish Sakura wasn't so useless.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Dagerth on July 23, 2016, 20:54:56
Granted, but then the Shinobi world would implode.

I wish I was home.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kings_Head on July 24, 2016, 00:55:43
Granted, but then the Shinobi world would implode.

I wish I was home.
Granted but when you got home it was blown to pieces

I wish i had all the weed in the world
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: SpeakingRain on July 24, 2016, 01:19:47
Granted, but its the same weed that Trevor and Michael smoked in GTA V.
I wish I could rap.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on July 24, 2016, 05:19:01
Granted, but its the same weed that Trevor and Michael smoked in GTA V.
I wish I could rap.
Granted. But whenever you rap, people around you will get so annoyed or irritated that they would kill you.

I wish earth was as big as Jupiter
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: America on July 24, 2016, 06:16:17
Granted, but its the same weed that Trevor and Michael smoked in GTA V.
I wish I could rap.
Granted. But whenever you rap, people around you will get so annoyed or irritated that they would kill you.

I wish earth was as big as Jupiter

Granted, but, the increased mass of the newly enlarged earth causes intense gravitational pulls on the nearby planets and moons, causing them to crash into the earth's surface and shatter all included bodies into small chunks of rock floating in space, ending all known life. TL;DR: everyone dies

I wish I could ride a plane like a surfboard
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Yamasukage on July 24, 2016, 10:03:29
Granted, but its the same weed that Trevor and Michael smoked in GTA V.
I wish I could rap.
Granted. But whenever you rap, people around you will get so annoyed or irritated that they would kill you.

I wish earth was as big as Jupiter

Granted, but, the increased mass of the newly enlarged earth causes intense gravitational pulls on the nearby planets and moons, causing them to crash into the earth's surface and shatter all included bodies into small chunks of rock floating in space, ending all known life. TL;DR: everyone dies

I wish I could ride a plane like a surfboard

Granted but you will fall off and die

I wish I was Madara and immortal
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Zama on July 24, 2016, 10:26:35
Granted but you will fall off and die

I wish I was Madara and immortal
Granted, you are forever alive in the hard drives of Naruto fans world wide.

I wish it wasn't so cold.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on July 24, 2016, 10:38:48
Granted, you are forever alive in the hard drives of Naruto fans world wide.

I wish it wasn't so cold.
Granted, it will be hot as hell

I wish I could switch between parallel universes anytime and comeback to my original universe
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: SirTroll on July 24, 2016, 11:36:59
Granted, it will be hot as hell

I wish I could switch between parallel universes anytime and comeback to my original universe
Granted, but in the first parallel universe you are burnt at the stake for being a warlock

I wish that manuster would stop obsessing over me
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on July 24, 2016, 14:08:07
Granted, but in the first parallel universe you are burnt at the stake for being a warlock

I wish that manuster would stop obsessing over me

Granted, now he would fantasize over you

I wish I get my KKG in SLO and am able to use it without much backfire
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: America on July 24, 2016, 19:48:40
Granted, but in the first parallel universe you are burnt at the stake for being a warlock

I wish that manuster would stop obsessing over me

Granted, now he would fantasize over you

I wish I get my KKG in SLO and am able to use it without much backfire

Granted, but someone kills you and steals it within the first 30 minutes.

I wish I had all of the natures when SLO releases
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: SirTroll on July 24, 2016, 19:53:34

Granted, but someone kills you and steals it within the first 30 minutes.

I wish I had all of the natures when SLO releases

Granted, but Yurei immediately kills you upon release.

I wish the drama with people not understanding us would end
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Konohuro on July 24, 2016, 20:45:09
Granted but we won't exist anymore.

I wish this game would stop.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Tsunayoshi on July 25, 2016, 00:51:48
Granted but we won't exist anymore.

I wish this game would stop.

I don't think it's allowed for you to cancel someone else's wish.
I wish people would stop wishing such retarded wishes to destroy the game.

So, your wish is invalid?
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Zama on July 25, 2016, 15:22:54
Granted but we won't exist anymore.

I wish this game would stop.
Granted but it started again 19 hours later.

I wish the rain would stop.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Ken on July 25, 2016, 15:25:07
Granted but we won't exist anymore.

I wish this game would stop.
Granted but it started again 19 hours later.

I wish the rain would stop.

Granted but you can't go outside.

I wish I was rich.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on July 25, 2016, 15:47:37
Granted but we won't exist anymore.

I wish this game would stop.
Granted but it started again 19 hours later.

I wish the rain would stop.

Granted but you can't go outside.

I wish I was rich.
Granted but you will then meet a lady who you will fall in love with, but later on she will rob you of all your possessions and you will end up living in the streets addicted to heroin

I wish none of my wishes had any negative effects
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on July 25, 2016, 16:19:55
I wish none of my wishes had any negative effects

Granted, but from now on you won't be able to wish XD
I wish @taigakun  could wish again :P
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Tsunayoshi on July 25, 2016, 16:40:11
I wish none of my wishes had any negative effects

Granted, but from now on you won't be able to wish XD
I wish @taigakun  could wish again :P

Granted, but you can't handle being near Taiga due to guilt.

I wish Toratsume Nyshn changed his name to Tora.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: NinjaMirage on July 25, 2016, 20:03:56
Granted but everyone is confused and thinks your talking about The Old Republic Area from Star Wars!!!

I wish bill gates donated 1,000.00 dollars a second to feed starving children around the world through a incorruptible charity orginazations, and 500.00 a sec to vreg industry's so we could Realy get the ball rolling on this game.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kings_Head on July 25, 2016, 20:12:31
Granted but everyone is confused and thinks your talking about The Old Republic Area from Star Wars!!!

I wish bill gates donated 1,000.00 dollars a second to feed starving children around the world through a incorruptible charity orginazations, and 500.00 a sec to vreg industry's so we could Realy get the ball rolling on this game.

Granted but the children would eat the money instead of real food and Vreg could only use the money on SLO and NOTHING else

i wish we could reelect the candidates and not have Trump and Hilary running #FeelTheBern
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on July 25, 2016, 21:44:46
i wish we could reelect the candidates and not have Trump and Hilary running #FeelTheBern
Granted, but on that day everyone except for trump and hilary supporters with get seriously ill, leaving only the trump and hilary supporters to vote

I wish to be omnipresent
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Tsunayoshi on July 25, 2016, 21:55:43
i wish we could reelect the candidates and not have Trump and Hilary running #FeelTheBern
Granted, but on that day everyone except for trump and hilary supporters with get seriously ill, leaving only the trump and hilary supporters to vote

I wish to be omnipresent
Granted, but you'll only be present.

I wish KenJutsu was out.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Zama on July 25, 2016, 22:01:54
Granted, but you'll only be present.

I wish KenJutsu was out.
Granted but after finding a huge bug, Vreg removes it until further notice.

I wish I had warmer socks.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Mars on July 25, 2016, 22:03:21
Granted, but you'll only be present.

I wish KenJutsu was out.
Granted but after finding a huge bug, Vreg removes it until further notice.

I wish I had warmer socks.

Granted, but they have spiked insides.

I wish I could test earth dome sooner!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Tsunayoshi on July 25, 2016, 22:13:14
Granted, but you'll only be present.

I wish KenJutsu was out.
Granted but after finding a huge bug, Vreg removes it until further notice.

I wish I had warmer socks.

Granted, but they have spiked insides.

I wish I could test earth dome sooner!
Granted, but we'll do it together. :D

I wish SLO was in 2025 already.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on July 25, 2016, 22:41:54
Granted, but you'll only be present.
Being Omnipresent means that you are present everywhere chap
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Tsunayoshi on July 25, 2016, 23:01:49
Granted, but you'll only be present.
Being Omnipresent means that you are present everywhere chap

Haha I just removed the Omni, and said that you'll only be present. Sorry for not making it clear enough 4 u
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kings_Head on July 26, 2016, 01:05:38
Granted, but you'll only be present.

I wish KenJutsu was out.
Granted but after finding a huge bug, Vreg removes it until further notice.

I wish I had warmer socks.

Granted, but they have spiked insides.

I wish I could test earth dome sooner!
Granted, but we'll do it together. :D

I wish SLO was in 2025 already.
Granted but the game still isn't near finished

I wish i had a nice car that never broke down
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: SpeakingRain on July 26, 2016, 01:36:08
Granted. Its a Prius.
I wish I would stop getting so distracted by moving GIFs.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on July 26, 2016, 03:06:43
Granted. Its a Prius.
I wish I would stop getting so distracted by moving GIFs.
Granted, but you''ll be distracted by everything (except gifs ofc)

I wish I had enough Money to donate to SLO
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kings_Head on July 26, 2016, 04:20:59
Granted. Its a Prius.
I wish I would stop getting so distracted by moving GIFs.
Granted, but you''ll be distracted by everything (except gifs ofc)

I wish I had enough Money to donate to SLO
Granted but you would never get your donor perks

i wish it was a different car other than a prius
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: RAZOR7619 on July 26, 2016, 18:49:31
Granted. Its a Prius.
I wish I would stop getting so distracted by moving GIFs.
Granted, but you''ll be distracted by everything (except gifs ofc)

I wish I had enough Money to donate to SLO
Granted but you would never get your donor perks

i wish it was a different car other than a prius

Granted , its YUGO.

I wish i had money to get my first tattoo done.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on July 26, 2016, 18:52:43
Granted, but then you will get aids from the needle that was used on you

I wish i was rich without consequences
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Tsunayoshi on July 26, 2016, 23:52:43
Granted, but then you will get aids from the needle that was used on you

I wish i was rich without consequences
Granted, but you'll be rich with nutrition.

I wish Nerve-Gear was out. And that I'd be able to play.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: SirTroll on July 27, 2016, 00:06:23
Granted, but then you will get aids from the needle that was used on you

I wish i was rich without consequences
Granted, but you'll be rich with nutrition.

I wish Nerve-Gear was out. And that I'd be able to play.

Granted, but you immediately get killed by a beta tester and die IRL.

I wish that I was a god.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on July 27, 2016, 01:09:54
I wish that I was a god.
Granted, you will be the god of butterflies

I wish to live forever
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kings_Head on July 27, 2016, 04:20:45
I wish that I was a god.
Granted, you will be the god of butterflies

I wish to live forever
Granted but you will be FORCED to watch your loved ones pass away

I wish i was worthy to wield Mjolnir (Thors hammer for those who don't know)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on July 27, 2016, 04:38:01
Granted but you will be FORCED to watch your loved ones pass away

I wish i was worthy to wield Mjolnir (Thors hammer for those who don't know)
Granted, but to prove your worth... you have to do 100 pushups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats and 10km run continuously for ... ummm... 10years and eat only a banana every morning for breakfast.

I wish I could do 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats and run 10km every single day for... let's say.... ummm... 5 years and eat only a banana for my breakfast during this period.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Reminance on July 27, 2016, 11:15:03
Granted but you will be FORCED to watch your loved ones pass away

I wish i was worthy to wield Mjolnir (Thors hammer for those who don't know)
Granted, but to prove your worth... you have to do 100 pushups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats and 10km run continuously for ... ummm... 10years and eat only a banana every morning for breakfast.

I wish I could do 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats and run 10km every single day for... let's say.... ummm... 5 years and eat only a banana for my breakfast during this period.
Granted, but you wouldn't gain anything out of it.
I wish i could read people's minds.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: RAZOR7619 on July 27, 2016, 11:59:23
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Granted, but you wouldn't gain anything out of it.
I wish i could read people's minds.

Granted , but you can't control it so you hear everyone at same time.

I wish i could control time.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on July 27, 2016, 18:31:15
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Granted, but you wouldn't gain anything out of it.
I wish i could read people's minds.

Granted , but you can't control it so you hear everyone at same time.

I wish i could control time.
Granted, but each manipulation will logarithmically increase your age.

I wish everyone turns into a fly
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Tsunayoshi on July 27, 2016, 20:35:34
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Granted, but you wouldn't gain anything out of it.
I wish i could read people's minds.

Granted , but you can't control it so you hear everyone at same time.

I wish i could control time.
Granted, but each manipulation will logarithmically increase your age.

I wish everyone turns into a fly
Granted, but you turn into an ant.

I wish I was a Chimera Ant King. (Answer only if you know what it is!)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: jcryer on July 30, 2016, 22:58:33
Granted, but no one knows what the hell you are.

I wish that I were good at programming.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: SpeakingRain on July 30, 2016, 23:13:40
Granted, but you must work on SLO all day, everyday without any food or piss breaks. (You're gonna need some bottles.)

I wish Kakashi x Yamato was canon XD
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kings_Head on July 31, 2016, 06:20:09
Granted, but you must work on SLO all day, everyday without any food or piss breaks. (You're gonna need some bottles.)

I wish Kakashi x Yamato was canon XD
Granted but you had to pay a lot of money to watch it

i wish i had the skill to be a developer and make many games that where the best
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Tsunayoshi on July 31, 2016, 16:38:32
Granted, but you must work on SLO all day, everyday without any food or piss breaks. (You're gonna need some bottles.)

I wish Kakashi x Yamato was canon XD
Granted but you had to pay a lot of money to watch it

i wish i had the skill to be a developer and make many games that where the best
Granted, but you're known worldwide as a crappy Dev.

I wish I were known as a Jinchuuriki. :
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on August 02, 2016, 06:33:29

Granted, but you're known worldwide as a crappy Dev.

I wish I were known as a Jinchuuriki. :
Granted, but that would be just your name, not a real Jinchuuriki.

Hi "a jinchuuriki"!! ^^
I wish I could completely control anybody by just saying there name
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kings_Head on August 02, 2016, 06:56:35
Granted, but that would be just your name, not a real Jinchuuriki.

Hi "a jinchuuriki"!! ^^
I wish I could completely control anybody by just saying there name
Granted but you could never make it to where they will love you

i wish i had a pet wolf that loved me for who i really am
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: huntasol on August 02, 2016, 07:19:35
Granted but you could never speak to them again

i wish i could be invisible forever
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: jcryer on August 02, 2016, 12:56:09
Granted but you could never speak to them again

i wish i could be invisible forever
Granted, but you also become blind.

I wish Halika would send me the rules to the others games already.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Mars on August 02, 2016, 15:00:45
Granted, but you'd never be able to play them.

I wish Sanji would become a mod
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Mercury on August 02, 2016, 20:33:41
Granted, but you'd never be able to play them.

I wish Sanji would become a mod
Granted, But it would only last for 2 seconds

I wish to have a wish for i desire nothing
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on August 03, 2016, 01:31:29
Granted, but you'd never be able to play them.

I wish Sanji would become a mod
Granted, But it would only last for 2 seconds

I wish to have a wish for i desire nothing
Granted but you'll contract an STD if you do not use that wish in first 5 seconds.

I wish SLO gets a VR version.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kings_Head on August 03, 2016, 04:34:03
Granted but you'll contract an STD if you do not use that wish in first 5 seconds.

I wish SLO gets a VR version.
Granted but you will never be able to use VR in your life

I wish i had the best gaming rig to be known to man kind
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Nova on August 03, 2016, 12:11:15
Granted but you will never be able to use VR in your life

I wish i had the best gaming rig to be known to man kind

Granted, but you can only use it to browse the internet and not play games on it.

I wish for a meaningful reply.



Lol, even I wouldn't force someone to use "Internet Explorer".
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kings_Head on August 03, 2016, 12:13:15
Granted, but you can only use it to browse the internet and not play games on it.
Well at least i got that i was scared you where gonna make me us IE
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: SirTroll on August 03, 2016, 16:24:50
Granted but you will never be able to use VR in your life

I wish i had the best gaming rig to be known to man kind

Granted, but you can only use it to browse the internet and not play games on it.

I wish for a meaningful reply.

Granted, but the sands of time flow for evermore, passing through the existence, so what truly is meaning? Is it what you will it to be? Is it cyka blyat?

I wish to not get called a hacker every time I play CS:GO.

Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Yamasukage on August 03, 2016, 17:25:56
Granted but you will never be able to use VR in your life

I wish i had the best gaming rig to be known to man kind

Granted, but you can only use it to browse the internet and not play games on it.

I wish for a meaningful reply.

Granted, but the sands of time flow for evermore, passing through the existence, so what truly is meaning? Is it what you will it to be? Is it cyka blyat?

I wish to not get called a hacker every time I play CS:GO.


Granted but you'll always get hacked and never succeed in Cs:Go

I wish I win the first Chunnin exams in SLO XD
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on August 03, 2016, 17:53:15
Granted but you'll always get hacked and never succeed in Cs:Go

I wish I win the first Chunnin exams in SLO XD
Granted, but you win only because your opponent would give up after losing interest in fighting you... due to this the Kage would be not impressed by you and would not promote you to chunin level.

I wish SLO becomes the best MMORPG
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Yamasukage on August 03, 2016, 20:01:04
Granted but you'll always get hacked and never succeed in Cs:Go

I wish I win the first Chunnin exams in SLO XD
Granted, but you win only because your opponent would give up after losing interest in fighting you... due to this the Kage would be not impressed by you and would not promote you to chunin level.

I wish SLO becomes the best MMORPG
OoooO now that's evil
Granted but you'll never be noticed in the game

I wish my Clan ends up with an OP kekkei Genkai
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: huntasol on August 03, 2016, 20:09:40
Granted but you'll always get hacked and never succeed in Cs:Go

I wish I win the first Chunnin exams in SLO XD
Granted, but you win only because your opponent would give up after losing interest in fighting you... due to this the Kage would be not impressed by you and would not promote you to chunin level.

I wish SLO becomes the best MMORPG
OoooO now that's evil
Granted but you'll never be noticed in the game

I wish my Clan ends up with an OP kekkei Genkai

Granted But You Will Be Banished From Your Clan

I Wish I Could Summon Giant Dragons (I'm Currently Blind From My Last Wish)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Yamasukage on August 03, 2016, 20:15:37
Granted but you'll die the moment you summon them

I wish I had a million views on Youtube
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: RAZOR7619 on August 03, 2016, 21:45:36
Granted but you'll die the moment you summon them

I wish I had a million views on Youtube

Granted but your channel gets banned for copyright.

I wish i can do Susanoo
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: taigakun on August 03, 2016, 23:50:29
Granted, but it won't be taller than a baby

I wish to be all knowing
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on August 03, 2016, 23:54:28
Granted, but it won't be taller than a baby

I wish to be all knowing
Granted, but so much knowledge will damage your brain and you'll end up with amnesia.

I wish JARVIS helps build SLO
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kings_Head on August 04, 2016, 00:50:32
Granted, but it won't be taller than a baby

I wish to be all knowing
Granted, but so much knowledge will damage your brain and you'll end up with amnesia.

I wish JARVIS helps build SLO
Granted but he becomes a dick and makes it a Pay 2 Win game

I wish i had iron mans suit and could just blow shit up
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on August 04, 2016, 02:52:48

I wish i had iron mans suit and could just blow shit up
Lel what joy will you get by blowing shut??? :3
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: jcryer on August 05, 2016, 22:05:39
I wish i had iron mans suit and could just blow shit up

Granted, but you can only blow up your own shit.

I wish I had super hearing.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Jay Double U on August 05, 2016, 22:47:45
I wish i had iron mans suit and could just blow shit up

Granted, but you can only blow up your own shit.

I wish I had super hearing.
Granted, but you start bleeding out of your ears 24/7 due to a side-effect.

I wish oil wasn't so damn expensive
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: jcryer on August 05, 2016, 23:11:41
Granted, but it would all run out instantly.

I wish world hunger were cured.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Kings_Head on August 06, 2016, 01:50:08
Granted, but it would all run out instantly.

I wish world hunger were cured.
Granted but they could only eat VERY spicy food

I wish i could rule the world
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: SpeakingRain on August 06, 2016, 01:52:38
Granted, but everyone commits seppuku rather than be ruled by you for more than a second.

I wish my dog would pay attention to me when I try to train her.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Yamasukage on August 06, 2016, 11:22:17
Granted but she'll never learn whatever you teach her

I hope I become the greatest SLO player off All-Time
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: SpeakingRain on August 06, 2016, 16:41:29
Granted, but everyone rage quits SLO and never plays again.

I wish I can have pet rats.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Jay Double U on August 06, 2016, 22:40:58
Granted, but they will carry diseases

I wish my lock would work
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish.
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on August 07, 2016, 10:50:04
Granted, but they will carry diseases

I wish my lock would work
Granted... But it won't share its salary with you.

I wish I could do that.