Shinobi Life Online
Fun Category => Games => Topic started by: jcryer on July 08, 2016, 18:24:10
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THIS GAME IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TO CORRUPTED WISH. CORRUPTED WISH ENDED ALREADY. THE NAME IS DIFFERENT AND EVERYTHING, ARE YOU BLIND!? 8) ;D
Let's play a game, this game is called Twisted Wish.
Mechanics: A person will present his wish then another person will respond to grant the wish but corrupt it with something related to the nature of the wish. Only one response for a wish. the responding person may begin to make a wish after his response. Other following responses will be deleted. The more clever the better.
Example: Cedie: I wish I can fly.
Vreg: Granted, but you cannot come down forever.
Vreg: I wish to get the hottest girl in the world.
I'll start,
- I wish I had the ability to fly at will
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Yep, but how's about we play this totally different game called Twisted Wish!!!
https://www.shinobilifeonline.com/index.php?topic=2482.0
omds you keep doing this :o
pwus wep+
(in an hour or so)
Granted but you never have the will to fly.
I wish I could predict the future.
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Granted but you will never be able to open your eyes and see present time. If you open your eyes you will still see the future.
I wish I could grow money on trees.
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Granted but you'll never be able to see the present
I wish people would join my clan
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Granted but you will never be able to open your eyes and see present time. If you open your eyes you will still see the future.
I wish I could grow money on trees.
lmao, but the money would be outdated and worthless
Granted but you'll never be able to see the present
I wish people would join my clan
but they would leave immediately they are accepted and join Tsukegami
I wish that everything I do is loved
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Granted but you will never be able to open your eyes and see present time. If you open your eyes you will still see the future.
I wish I could grow money on trees.
lmao, but the money would be outdated and worthless
Granted but you'll never be able to see the present
I wish people would join my clan
but they would leave immediately they are accepted and join Tsukegami
I wish that everything I do is loved
Granted, but no one will know you have done it.
I wish I could created my own game and make it famous.
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Granted but you will never be able to open your eyes and see present time. If you open your eyes you will still see the future.
I wish I could grow money on trees.
lmao, but the money would be outdated and worthless
Granted but you'll never be able to see the present
I wish people would join my clan
but they would leave immediately they are accepted and join Tsukegami
I wish that everything I do is loved
Granted, but no one will know you have done it.
I wish I could created my own game and make it famous.
Granted, but a dude named Vreg claims to be the creator.
I wish I could successfully impersonate anyone without ever being discovered.
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Granted, but a dude named Vreg claims to be the creator.
I wish I could successfully impersonate anyone without ever being discovered.
Granted, but in doing so, you will lose your own identity and will ceas to exist.
I wish I could play piano as awesomely as my teacher.
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Granted, but a dude named Vreg claims to be the creator.
I wish I could successfully impersonate anyone without ever being discovered.
Granted, but in doing so, you will lose your own identity and will ceas to exist.
I wish I could play piano as awesomely as my teacher.
Granted, but that will be the only thing you will ever know how to do
I wish to be all knowing
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Granted, but you cannot move, speak or somehow tell anyone any of it
I wish manuster would be a meme
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I wish manuster would be a meme
granted, but the joke will be on you.
I wish Time would stop forever and only I could move about freely.
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granted, but the joke will be on you.
I wish Time would stop forever and only I could move about freely.
Granted, but tho you are able to move, you will be chained down, while time around you is still.
I wish for all A's in school :')
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Granted, but you'll fail all your exams in university.
I wish I could have an unlimited supply of senju beans
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Granted, but you would never be able to eat them.
I wish I could have Naruto Jutsus in real life.
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Granted, but you would never be able to eat them.
I wish I could have Naruto Jutsus in real life.
Granted but you will die when you use one
I wish I had 5000 bucks right now
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Granted, but you would never be able to eat them.
I wish I could have Naruto Jutsus in real life.
Granted but you will die when you use one
I wish I had 5000 bucks right now
Granted, you now have 5000 impala.
I wish I had faster internet.
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Granted but you'll have no way of accessing it
I wish the dragon ball universe was real
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I wish the dragon ball universe was real
Granted, but you'd have no idea that it existed
I wish to be able to play any kind of musical instrment
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I wish the dragon ball universe was real
Granted, but you'd have no idea that it existed
I wish to be able to play any kind of musical instrment
Granted but you'll never touch that instrument
I wish I could make it to the Yugioh world championships
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I wish I could make it to the Yugioh world championships
Granted, but you'll never win
I wish i could control time and space
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I wish I could make it to the Yugioh world championships
Granted, but you'll never win
I wish i could control time and space
Granted, Time and Space are the names of twin pugs. Enjoy!
I wish I could count to ST's age.
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Granted, Time and Space are the names of twin pugs. Enjoy!
I wish I could count to ST's age.
Granted but by the time you counted that far you die of age yourself.
I wish I could control peoples behavior.
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I wish I could control peoples behavior.
Granted, but then everyone else will be able to control yours
I wish i were a potato
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I wish i were a potato
Granted, but you would be eaten straight away.
I wish I could fly.
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I wish i were a potato
Granted, but you would be eaten straight away.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you can't walk.
I wish I became a ninja learning the ways of the Chakra. :D
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I wish i were a potato
Granted, but you would be eaten straight away.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you can't walk.
I wish I became a ninja learning the ways of the Chakra. :D
Granted but you'll never be able to cast a jutsu
I wish Kratos was my father
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I wish Kratos was my father
Granted but he will disown you as soon as you become his son.
I wish I could summon anything or anyone anytime I want for my own good
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I wish I could summon anything or anyone anytime I want for my own good
Granted, but they will only be summoned partially, resulting in their severe dismemberment.
I wish I could control the elements at will.
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I wish I could summon anything or anyone anytime I want for my own good
Granted, but they will only be summoned partially, resulting in their severe dismemberment.
I wish I could control the elements at will.
Wow... that's bloody
Anyways...
Granted, but fire will burn you, water will drown you, air will blow a hole through you, lighting will cut you and earth will bury you.
I wish I could master all the Martial arts in the world
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Wow... that's bloody
Anyways...
Granted, but fire will burn you, water will drown you, air will blow a hole through you, lighting will cut you and earth will bury you.
I wish I could master all the Martial arts in the world
Granted, but you are paralyzed and unable to use them.
I wish for all of the world's problem's to be resolved.
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Wow... that's bloody
Anyways...
Granted, but fire will burn you, water will drown you, air will blow a hole through you, lighting will cut you and earth will bury you.
I wish I could master all the Martial arts in the world
Granted, but you are paralyzed and unable to use them.
I wish for all of the world's problem's to be resolved.
Granted but then more problems just arise.
I wish the old thread didn't die.
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I wish the old thread didn't die.
Granted, but only the spirit that involved the old thread has moved on into a new one.
I wish I had l33t samrai skilz
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I wish manuster would be a meme
granted, but the joke will be on you.
ha! rekt!!!
I wish I had l33t samrai skilz
Granted, but everyone else has l44t samrai skilz
I wish for the worst of everything.
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I wish for the worst of everything.
Granted, you got a malfunctioning clone of yourself.
I wish I didn't age.
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I wish for the worst of everything.
Granted, you got a malfunctioned clone of yourself.
I wish I didn't age.
Granted but you'll soon encounter an existential crisis and be forever depressed.
I wish I had a job
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I wish for the worst of everything.
Granted but you'll soon encounter an existential crisis and be forever depressed.
I wish I had a job
Granted, you got a malfunctioned clone of yourself.
I wish I didn't age.
Granted but you'll exist outside time and remain invisible foreveerrrr
i wish you all donated to SLO for me
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I wish for the worst of everything.
Granted but you'll soon encounter an existential crisis and be forever depressed.
I wish I had a job
Granted, you got a malfunctioned clone of yourself.
I wish I didn't age.
Granted but you'll exist outside time and remain invisible foreveerrrr
i wish you all donated to SLO for me
Granted, but it will be from your bank account.
I wish I had all of zeh money.
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I wish I had all of zeh money.
Granted, but you get robbed 2 seconds after you have all of zeh money lmao
I wish i wasn't so fabulous
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I wish I had all of zeh money.
Granted, but you get robbed 2 seconds after you have all of zeh money lmao
I wish i wasn't so fabulous
Granted, but there were no need for it, you never were. (Lel)
I wish for zeh money and a missile-
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Granted, But the missile immediately blows up and kills you.
I wish for lots of pure gold.
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I wish i wasn't so fabulous
Granted, but there were no need for it, you never were. (Lel)
#rekt
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Granted, but but its worthless because latinum is the currency of the future!
I wish I could use the 3-D maneuvering device from AoT.
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Granted, but but its worthless because latinum is the currency of the future!
I wish I could use the 3-D maneuvering device from AoT.
Granted, but once you've used it it'll blow up on your face.
I wish no one reply to this thread ever again, whether it be you're the granter or not, nor will the staff be able to post.
(Haha, good luck.)
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(http://pm1.narvii.com/6101/49a1b43896cc2af4304a3e1b1c8441551a2b17a7_hq.jpg)
Arya is no one, the girl has no name. The girl corrupts your wish. The girl informs you've lost the Game.
A girl wishes she was as smart as Dr. House.
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(http://pm1.narvii.com/6101/49a1b43896cc2af4304a3e1b1c8441551a2b17a7_hq.jpg)
Arya is no one, the girl has no name. The girl corrupts your wish. The girl informs you've lost the Game.
A girl wishes she was as smart as Dr. House.
Well damn.....
Granted, but Dr.House suffers a seizure and becomes a vegetable. His IQ falls to single digits.
I wish my mum would get WiFi....
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Granted but it'll run at 0.01 kb/s
I wish I wasn't so sexy
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Granted but nothing would actually change.
I wish you a happy new year.
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Granted but nothing would actually change.
I wish you a happy new year.
granted, but the new year ain't happening
I wish I could stay still while typing
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Granted but you will never be able to open your eyes and see present time. If you open your eyes you will still see the future.
I wish I could grow money on trees.
Granted, but you would never be able to eat them.
I wish I could have Naruto Jutsus in real life.
Granted but you will die when you use one
I wish I had 5000 bucks right now
Granted but thats fake money
I wish anything in the world was possible...literally anything (like levitation at will or instantly having money come from ur hands)
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were'nt you supposed to fulfill my wish @mamoudou52404 ??
just askin
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were'nt you supposed to fulfill my wish @mamoudou52404 ??
just askin
i didnt even notice urs, but now tht i see it...... its boring af -.-
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I wish I could stay still while typing
Granted, but you'll be unable to move from the place you type.
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I wish anything in the world was possible...literally anything (like levitation at will or instantly having money come from ur hands)
Granted, except you won't be able to do it, whilst everyone else could, therefore leaving you with envy that will last as long as you live.
I wish I could be the best, like no one ever was.
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Granted. But you will be the best at sucking dick, as no one ever was.
I wish I weren't so good at this game.
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Granted. But you will be the best at sucking dick, as no one ever was.
I wish I weren't so good at this game.
Granted, now even the infamous BR's (no racist, just a term here) will have the relative equivalent level of limits back in the old days.
I wish I wouldn't go bald.
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Granted, but everywhere else in your body will.
I wish I'd instantly know how to draw like the best.( @RaphoZentel )
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I wish I could stay still while typing
Granted, but you'll be unable to move from the place you type.
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I wish anything in the world was possible...literally anything (like levitation at will or instantly having money come from ur hands)
Granted, except you won't be able to do it, whilst everyone else could, therefore leaving you with envy that will last as long as you live.
I wish I could be the best, like no one ever was.
granted but everyone will hate u for it, and look down on u thinking u cheated instead of fairly acknowledging you.
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You forgot the wish.
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I wish I could own a bank
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I wish I could own a bank
Granted, you now are a proud owner of a sperm bank, paying men to donate sperm.
I wish I had a potato.
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I wish I could own a bank
Granted, you now are a proud owner of a sperm bank, paying men to donate sperm.
I wish I had a potato.
LOL i wish i had a alot of money that covers me my entire life
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I wish I could own a bank
Granted, you now are a proud owner of a sperm bank, paying men to donate sperm.
I wish I had a potato.
LOL i wish i had a alot of money that covers me my entire life
granted, you will die an untimely death by being buried under money 💰
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I wish I had a potato.
Granted.
But it will be useless af.
I wish everything that I touch turns into gold
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Granted
Your now the loneliest person in the world.
And you can't even beet your meet.
I wish I was the best c# programmer in the world
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Granted. But you'll be living in a stranded island from now on.
I wish cm was bad at math
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Granted but you have to hire me to do your tax return for consecutive 5 years. My fee is one gold brick
I wish I had a computer with satellite internet on my island
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Granted but you have to hire me to do your tax return for consecutive 5 years. My fee is one gold brick
I wish I had a computer with satellite internet on my island
Granted, you have a high powered computer and satellite internet... All powered by a dynamo, which is powered by hamsters. You'll have to wait for them to become active which, in the tropical weather, is very unlikely.
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Lol- ok that was an awesome Visual
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This seams like such a funny game
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@DarthTyrael You forgot to list a wish
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I wish for Boruto to take over Naruto:Shippudan and become the best-est anime ever
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I wish for Boruto to take over Naruto:Shippudan and become the best-est anime ever
Granted, however he becomes so great that he has the ability to transcend the fourth wall. Naruto characters enter the real world through our computers and enslave the human race.
I wish I was a master at duels to the death.
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I wish I was a master at duels to the death.
Granted, but you end up killing everyone. And with no one left to fight to the death, you kill yourself
I wish my i could enslave mankind