america toste 2torial

[America]

k so today i show u al how 2 make toste like amarican




k so first u need bred, budder, grape jellie, toster and big knief



next u need to get rid of stupid blender, u need toster



now git out reel toster



plug in toster and so k now ur set up shoud llok like tihs



git oraeng from reftigderator



cut oraegn in halv with big knef



now u have 2 halfes of oraeng



trow de bad halv of oraegn away



git out peece of bred and sqweez oraeng joose on brede



nexxt is hard part, u need 2 open jar of budter. i try use big nief here but oh well



nexx u need 2 scoop out budetr and puton bred



k so here i relize that dis is actally barbecu sawse lol dat woulda been bad



i git out grape jelly wich has nice sqwees conteiner



now u put bred in toster



hear i put sum vege oil in toster too so bred dosnt stick 2 sides



next u choose least pussy tosting mode



mmmm good lookin toste )))))



now u pik right glass 4 tje toste



nex u neeed a reeces cup



put rapper on the straw 2 make coole ubrela straw amd grind up reeces in toste



nexx u go oout to front porch and watch 4 stupid commies with ur tasty toste, goverment-issued snipper rifle and doggo


danks 4 watxhin america toste 3torial

[Mars]

Does this work without the bread?

[Nova]

America was definitely a boy scout, only they contain such amazing knowledge.
10/10

[Ken]

DIs 2TORIAl HELPD MI A LOT ! TENKS

[America]

Does this work without the bread?

no u big dumdum, u cant even spel toste witout bred

[Fraudulent]

Great tutorial. Next can you do America brekfeast?

[Shivraj]

does the 3torial werk withut the government-issued sniper rfle, dogo and killign commies?

[Cedie]

Wow all of those for a post. Amazing.

[Konohuro]

Very nice. But I must say that your previous tutorial was much more useful. Cereals...

[json243]

Im actually fucking ded

[Cryptonexin]

I'm confused dude, tbh I lost you at "k".......

[f-meister]

U putz the kanjay or jzay rapper on straw?

Edit: You don't have to quote the entire thread. ~Nova

[Shivraj]

U putz the kanjay or jzay rapper on straw?

you don't have to quote the whole thing.... (I removed the quote from his message so it doesn't require massive amounts of scrolling again to read this.)

[f-meister]

you don't have to quote the whole thing.... (I removed the quote from his message so it doesn't require massive amounts of scrolling again to read this.)
[/quote] I will try to remember that in the future, TIMETRAVEL ENGAGE