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Title: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on July 01, 2015, 22:25:19
Got some disputes with another member?
Settle them here, in a more amusing way.
kk ty

shivraj vs steven or no balls
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: limits on July 01, 2015, 22:33:40
i spit fiya, like supa hot fiya
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Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: jcryer on July 01, 2015, 23:45:21
Oh dear. This is going to end badly.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Isis on July 02, 2015, 04:00:52
This is brilliant. A way to make people let out all their anger towards one another in one single topic, rather than spread it all throughout the entire forums.

I am expecting a show, @Shivraj @steven203.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: steven203 on July 02, 2015, 04:32:07
Lol, There will be no show.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: BeowulfsBane on July 02, 2015, 04:46:04
If anyone has a beef with me, Ima tell them to bring it up here.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 02, 2015, 06:57:08
Lol, There will be no show.
Come on! It's just a rap battle what could go wrong? and for any future raps I do, don't take them personally, it's all in good fun! @everyone
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Uzumaki Hari on July 02, 2015, 07:21:22
ive seen shiv do this rap battle before and it was lots of fun
@Shivraj I wanna see that here too :P
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: jcryer on July 02, 2015, 07:53:26
C'mon @steven203 @Shivraj duel it out! We wanna see a proper argument, there have been too many of the wimpy hissy fits on these forums lately. Any disputes get settled here, in proper style.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 02, 2015, 08:22:55
You scared Steve? If no then why'd you leave?
Doesn't matter if you don't know how to rap! You just start and the flow comes later, while wearing a cap!
I'm gonna punch you with these bars, better counter or you'll be seeing the stars!
So what if there's a second gen when the game's not even out yet? That's just calling out for a fight, have flame wars started to make you wet?
You were doomed the moment Mars called me out, now while I kill you with these bars, don't scream or shout!
I guess this wraps it up! So guys tell me, wassup'!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Reminance on July 02, 2015, 12:20:43
You scared Steve? If no then why'd you leave?
Doesn't matter if you don't know how to rap! You just start and the flow comes later, while wearing a cap!
I'm gonna punch you with these bars, better counter or you'll be seeing the stars!
So what if there's a second gen when the game's not even out yet? That's just calling out for a fight, have flame wars started to make you wet?
You were doomed the moment Mars called me out, now while I kill you with these bars, don't scream or shout!
I guess this wraps it up! So guys tell me, wassup'!

Killed it ^^
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Uzumaki Hari on July 02, 2015, 13:44:35
You ask me "whassup!",
instead you tell why this forum is up,
im waiting, and you not telling a thing,
oh,
(tune changes)
you not gonna tell,
ill see for myself,
and rap it the hell,
in the next few phrase,
and tell people why its here,
so,
this forum is here,
to extinguish the flames
and then take up the game,
and we EndGame,
yo,
end of the rap,
is not easy to make,
like a lion in the wild,
is not easy to tame,
Yeah 
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 02, 2015, 13:59:09
You ask me "whassup!",
instead you tell why this forum is up,
im waiting, and you not telling a thing,
oh,
(tune changes)
you not gonna tell,
ill see for myself,
and rap it the hell,
in the next few phrase,
and tell people why its here,
so,
this forum is here,
to extinguish the flames
and then take up the game,
and we EndGame,
yo,
end of the rap,
is not easy to make,
like a lion in the wild,
is not easy to tame,
Yeah 
Do you want me to take out the big guns, boy? Just go and play in the pond with your little koi.
Why do you want someone to tell you what this thread is about, when Mars clearly saying it in the first post, get the f**k out!
I'm waiting for Steve so I guess you're a good pass time prey! Go and learn to rap first then call me out by shouting " Hey!"!
Thought you could take on the big G? Get off your high horse boy, jeez!
Bye bye, go learn to rap! Right now your raps are crap!
I suggest you take a seat and sit down son!! Learn from the big Gs now before I throw a stone, Run!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 02, 2015, 17:41:05
I had a really hard time making sense of that bro
this shit is just about as crack as your non existant flow
you try to sound smart but you speak with no art
your rhymes scheme stink just as bad as your farts.

The 2 above are one in the same
Hari wa on top of ya, he aint fuckin a dame
these nothins are lame, incompitent brains
im somethin insane, yall aint ready
im so mad that they call me thready
when in fact i devastated all ya babe.

Yall think you're off the hook, so I'm goin fishin
you speak easy til I take your spirits like prohibition
all your rhymes suck hard like your mouths on gay cocks
you nerds get beat down screamin "Nooo! Go away jocks!!"

You got shell shock, you're crackin, your skills are really low
i'll "disarm" you quick, strip your limbs, hackin game show
attackin you, Konohu-flow leaves Uzumaki Hari blow.
You're basic, just face it, you aint blowin up like a bomb that chokes
cuz nothings more generic than boaster lines and no funny jokes.

Come on Shiva (Clay Davis- "sheeeeit"), get ya wheight up before you post on the web
pussy Shiva (Clay Davis- "sheeeeit"), you shoulda stayed up and rehearsed in ya head
enough said    *mic drop*




EDIT: For those that don't know Clay Davis' sheeeeit :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEu1dFLwf3E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEu1dFLwf3E)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: BeowulfsBane on July 02, 2015, 18:19:37
If I may.... Konohuro WINS!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on July 02, 2015, 18:21:26
I had a really hard time making sense of that bro
this shit is just about as crack as your non existant flow
you try to sound smart but you speak with no art
your rhymes scheme stink just as bad as your farts.

The 2 above are one in the same
Hari wa on top of ya, he aint fuckin a dame
these nothins are lame, incompitent brains
im somethin insane, yall aint ready
im so mad that they call me thready
when in fact i devastated all ya babe.

Yall think you're off the hook, so I'm goin fishin
you speak easy til I take your spirits like prohibition
all your rhymes suck hard like your mouths on gay cocks
you nerds get beat down screamin "Nooo! Go away jocks!!"

You got shell shock, you're crackin, your skills are really low
i'll "disarm" you quick, strip your limbs, hackin game show
attackin you, Konohu-flow leaves Uzumaki Hari blow.
You're basic, just face it, you aint blowin up like a bomb that chokes
cuz nothings more generic than boaster lines and no funny jokes.

Come on Shiva, get ya wheight up before you post on the web
pussy Shiva, you shoulda stayed up and rehearsed in ya head
enough said    *mic drop*
holy shit that was a good

Alright
You say your a leader yet nobody followed you
You cant spit, your Mum should of swallowed you.
Nothing in your head, someone musta hollowed you.
I'm better than all of you, Steven, uzu, kono too.

Think you're winning get off the bong stop hitting
What are your raps? Did you write them whilst shitting
Before you drop the mic you might want to drop your balls
Want to challenge the Himitsu gang? Think again fools.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: BeowulfsBane on July 02, 2015, 18:27:23
Mars bro, that ending was pretty weak.. You were strong almost the whole rest of the time though. Sorry to say, I don't think it's enough to beat Kono's huge wreck-fest.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 02, 2015, 18:28:09
Made a small change in the last part. I will answer Mars, but not now. I am too tired.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on July 02, 2015, 18:29:52
Challenging @BeowulfsBane
Let's go baby
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: granit on July 02, 2015, 18:52:49
Shivraj , Kono and Mars too,
go away monkeys cuz this isn't the zoo.

You dare to enter this thread while you don't know how to rap?
The rhymes you write are nothing more than crap.

You try to compare with me with your non-existent brain?
I'm untouchable , like the GF you could never obtain.

You don't know how to rap , you ain't got no one to blame,
Winning this for me is , a child's game.

You're worthless , all the same , but you got me to admire,
Before you reply , think of this : Don't play with fire!

(Sorry if this is short but I've got no time)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 02, 2015, 19:06:26
I had a really hard time making sense of that bro
this shit is just about as crack as your non existant flow
you try to sound smart but you speak with no art
your rhymes scheme stink just as bad as your farts.

The 2 above are one in the same
Hari wa on top of ya, he aint fuckin a dame
these nothins are lame, incompitent brains
im somethin insane, yall aint ready
im so mad that they call me thready
when in fact i devastated all ya babe.

Yall think you're off the hook, so I'm goin fishin
you speak easy til I take your spirits like prohibition
all your rhymes suck hard like your mouths on gay cocks
you nerds get beat down screamin "Nooo! Go away jocks!!"

You got shell shock, you're crackin, your skills are really low
i'll "disarm" you quick, strip your limbs, hackin game show
attackin you, Konohu-flow leaves Uzumaki Hari blow.
You're basic, just face it, you aint blowin up like a bomb that chokes
cuz nothings more generic than boaster lines and no funny jokes.

Come on Shiva (Clay Davis- "sheeeeit"), get ya wheight up before you post on the web
pussy Shiva (Clay Davis- "sheeeeit"), you shoulda stayed up and rehearsed in ya head
enough said    *mic drop*




EDIT: For those that don't know Clay Davis' sheeeeit :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEu1dFLwf3E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEu1dFLwf3E)
OH looks like someone wants me to get serious! Why'd he step up to get fucked by me, I'm curious!
Get a brain only then you will be making sense of anything! Looks who's talking 'bout the non-existent flow, it's a funny thing!
You want art? Give me something sensible to rap about! Do you even know the meaning of art? I really doubt!
You should stop farting yourself and then accusing me! Like your rhyme scheme is better, kiddo, want a re?
I guess you really are blind if you can't distinguish between God and a peasant!! With my words as knuckles made of brass I'm hitting your sack, but from what's to come, that's pleasant!
I know my flow ain't great but compared to your flow, it really really is made of gold, believe me hoe!
I guess you have started to confuse great for nothing? Stop saying shit that you don't understand, it's a rude thing!
You're insane? I guess I'll call the asylum! But you'll be better off stranded on an island!
You confused mad for shitty, mad people don't make raps, they lie down on the floor, sucking their thumb, while taking a crap!
Dude, understand this making a fool out of yourself isn't called devastating! It is called only one thing, and that's taking all your rage, and detonating!
Guess you won't shut up at this much, when I'm done you'll need to use a crutch!
Fucking learn to motherfucking rap before I kick your ass from the Earth to the motherfucking Moon! going fishing? I'll hang a "gone fishing" sign on your door, while you enjoy your time on the fucking moon!
You'll take my spirit? You're a thousand years too young for that, I'll kill you with poison, like a stinky and filthy rat!
You think I suck cocks? Bitch unlike you I ain't desperate! You really need to learn how to distinguish and separate!
Heyo, kiddo, how many times will you confuse me for your fucking breed? I don't get beat up, I kill and enjoy! Like I'm in the assassin's creed!
Time to check your reality, else I'll give you a Fatality! That's right accept your mortality!
Kiddo You sure you have to balls to lift a sword and kill? You should just go and have a picnic with your mum, on the hill!
The word Choke... Makes me remember the time when your mum was choking, on ma dick! And before you ask me how? Imma tell you, unlike yours mine isn't a little prick!
Funny hearing about boaster lines and no funny jokes from you! Be careful though, guess who's coming to kill you? Me and my crew!
Believe me I'm more than ready for critique, but yours was just a poor attempt at insult! You talk about me getting my weight up before posting on the web? Well this is the result!
Calling me a pussy? Kiddo, I might not be one, but I do get a lot! Now for your poor attempt at rapping, I condemn you to go and rot!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 02, 2015, 19:14:59
Shivraj , Kono , Hari and Mars too,
go away monkeys cuz this isn't the zoo.

You dare to enter this thread while you don't know how to rap?
The rhymes you write are nothing more than crap.

You try to compare with me with your non-existent brain?
I'm untouchable , like the GF you could never obtain.

You don't know how to rap , you ain't got no one to blame,
Winning this for me is , a child's game.

You're worthless , all the same , but you got me to admire,
Before you reply , think of this : Don't play with fire!

(Sorry if this is short but I've got no time)
Heyo idiotic moron we all our monkeys, learn some science bitch! After reading your rap, I had to go to the hospital and get a stitch! You're the one who needs to learn, so sit down and watch the big Gs,
I just want to see how to REK you all, maybe I'll do a collaboration with ma eternal Rival, Leebz!
You want proof of our brains? Go and learn the human anatomy idiot.... Unlike your raps, my raps are truly brilliant!
Some people just don't understand the fact that just cause they don't have a GF doesn't mean others don't ! My eyes burnt reading that, you can't do anything about your rapping skills so get a better font!
I don't see the part where winning this is a child's game! If I look at a donkey and you make a rap, anyone here will agree, they'd be the same!
If we're worthless then that makes you non-existent! Admire you? I'd rather kill you in an instant!
Playing with fire? Did you mean Playing with a fucking fire ant? Before I kill you for making such a lousy rap, stop your rant!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Kayleb on July 02, 2015, 19:23:34
Shivraj is going in hard on these rap battles hahahahha
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 02, 2015, 19:41:46
Finaly someone let me out of my cage!
now, time for me is nothing cause I'm counting no age
did I said a leader I am? No, the others have come
on the path that I assure 'em it can't succumb.

Mars? Huh, Snickers for life!  I am a lost God
Whose words are measured only in baud.

Do you consider yourself the god of war?
Then I'll gladly show you the exit door.
Those lines, you say, are your very "cutting words"?
Well, those are only toothpicks not the dreamt sharp swords.

Admit it this is not a battle for your little Himitsu crew
Or whatever you want to call 'em;
The true god is standing right in front of you
And will kill you with pure phlegm.



Oh but wait, it seems some little smarty have shown up late in the night for the party!
It seems that everything is getting really funky, but no... damn, everything is only junky.
Their texts are deserted with no hearty, however they are asking for some advice about the arty.
Hmm? Have I said "smart"? Yeah, I forgot the ass, your ass, that was stick in the last upside "T"
Connected with a little dash that penetrates you like a little small flea.

Yall use
This old excuse
When you see
You can't compare with me
"Oh, you have no brain, pawnee!"
But you need a degree!
Don't you see?
My vocabulary is like a sea!
When your brain will get more ATP
Come and tell me
For now just be sightsee.

Look I'll make it all manageable
Pick and choose
Sit and lose
All you different crews
Chicks and dudes
Who you think is really kickin' tunes?


(That's not the answer for Shiv, yet)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on July 02, 2015, 20:10:01
@Leebz
please kill it
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: limits on July 03, 2015, 00:39:04
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Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: BeowulfsBane on July 03, 2015, 01:23:26
Konohuro wins again? Shiv's was longer... (That's what she said) But Kono's was better.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: steven203 on July 03, 2015, 03:07:19
@Shivraj Just a little reply to your rap:


MMM
As I walk in the club one incredible hulk came to talk to my babe
MMM
I slapped him, I kicked him, I punched him said he should not do it again!
MMM
Shivra in the club came acting like a scrub mehn this is not your hub
MMM
I would like to make a deal(2 second pause) But your ass ain't worth it now
MMM
Nigga 'bout to end this, nigga left you breathless, now you like, what the fuck is goin on
MMM
So you know, I made this, I did not cheat, I won, SO EAT THIS!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 03, 2015, 04:05:11
@Shivraj Just a little reply to your rap:


MMM
As I walk in the club one incredible hulk came to talk to my babe
MMM
I slapped him, I kicked him, I punched him said he should not do it again!
MMM
Shivra in the club came acting like a scrub mehn this is not your hub
MMM
I would like to make a deal(2 second pause) But your ass ain't worth it now
MMM
Nigga 'bout to end this, nigga left you breathless, now you like, what the fuck is goin on
MMM
So you know, I made this, I did not cheat, I won, SO EAT THIS!

Try using rhymes, it's better.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 03, 2015, 05:02:38
Yall summon the grate Leebs
When you remain with no limbs
Can't you handle this?
Than sunk into the abyss!

You just aint got balls
To manage yourself?
Just run behind the walls
Cuz what I throw are not dealph.

(Mars)Those are shity lines
That I'm writing right here
But they are real mines
For your gory ear. (Mars)

3 vs 1? do you think this is fair?
Yet, you invoke another hero
Sending him unanswered flare.

No Rap God will ever join you
He will only stultify himself
Cuz no honour is in mew
An one man army, all by himself.


@BeowulfsBane Don't know if Shivraj's was better, but the difference is that I have enough imaginations to write my own lines while he is only taking each of my lyric and turn it around and make an insult out of it- this is not art.
@Shivraj You know what i think art is in rap? Art in rap is when you are able to decimate your opponent only by stating facts (that are true or false) and by forming a short story, not just cuss, cuss everywhere and than be like "Haha. He is dad.", because anyone knows jaws and insults, and trust me, you can't annoy someone in a rap battle with just some fucks and dicks and pussies. I see these insults just a way of escaping when you are surrounded in the corner... shameful if I may...
You know very well that is nothing personal, just that this is my point of view, is very likely for you to think otherwise. I can't wait to see something made entirely of your ideas, than I will be able to admit that you are better than me or not ;)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: steven203 on July 03, 2015, 05:47:38
@Konohuro it's the MMM freestyle except I used my own lyrics. It still works if you know how to say the verses
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 03, 2015, 06:06:11
Ok...
Maybe I should hear it from a voice to get the max effect.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 03, 2015, 06:25:14
@Shivraj Just a little reply to your rap:


MMM
As I walk in the club one incredible hulk came to talk to my babe
MMM
I slapped him, I kicked him, I punched him said he should not do it again!
MMM
Shivra in the club came acting like a scrub mehn this is not your hub
MMM
I would like to make a deal(2 second pause) But your ass ain't worth it now
MMM
Nigga 'bout to end this, nigga left you breathless, now you like, what the fuck is goin on
MMM
So you know, I made this, I did not cheat, I won, SO EAT THIS!
nigga go back to your church!
This ain't your motherfucking perch!
You think you are so high and mighty!
Run nigga before you wet your nightie!
My raps are beautiful, like Aphrodite!
Don't mess with me, cause I'm the almighty!

Don't you go judge when the lion didn't even come out of the cage!
Guess what you idiotic nigga? Today is the end of your age!
Go get a brain before challenging the G!
I will give mercy and just set your SOUL free!
You think you'll get away with that poor an attempt at a rap?
My eyes burnt away to nothingness while reading that crap!

(@Konohuro better? XD)

Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 03, 2015, 07:08:32
@Shivraj Just a little reply to your rap:


MMM
As I walk in the club one incredible hulk came to talk to my babe
MMM
I slapped him, I kicked him, I punched him said he should not do it again!
MMM
Shivra in the club came acting like a scrub mehn this is not your hub
MMM
I would like to make a deal(2 second pause) But your ass ain't worth it now
MMM
Nigga 'bout to end this, nigga left you breathless, now you like, what the fuck is goin on
MMM
So you know, I made this, I did not cheat, I won, SO EAT THIS!
nigga go back to your church!
This ain't your motherfucking perch!
You think you are so high and mighty!
Run nigga before you wet your nightie!
My raps are beautiful, like Aphrodite!
Don't mess with me, cause I'm the almighty!

Don't you go judge when the lion didn't even come out of the cage!
Guess what you idiotic nigga? Today is the end of your age!
Go get a brain before challenging the G!
I will give mercy and just set your SOUL free!
You think you'll get away with that poor an attempt at a rap?
My eyes burnt away to nothingness while reading that crap!

(@Konohuro better? XD)



I liked the second part.
Man so many ideas come in my head but they are all in Romanian :(
But i will answer, don't worry :)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 03, 2015, 07:56:08
Shivraj , Kono and Mars too,
go away monkeys cuz this isn't the zoo.

You dare to enter this thread while you don't know how to rap?
The rhymes you write are nothing more than crap.

You try to compare with me with your non-existent brain?
I'm untouchable , like the GF you could never obtain.

You don't know how to rap , you ain't got no one to blame,
Winning this for me is , a child's game.

You're worthless , all the same , but you got me to admire,
Before you reply , think of this : Don't play with fire!

(Sorry if this is short but I've got no time)


You call that rap?
It's only some crap
Get prepared, chap
Rise up your "snotfull" strap
Because you just met the champ.
You'll feel the final slap
And you'll get entire zap.
Not one of your scrap
Will ever again yap.
Damn! son! just finished a lap
You really don't have hap
Because I continuously jap
Till you fall on both your lap
I leave you no gap
To heal and wrap. (respiro)
I'll just suck all your sap
From you, little pap.
I don't have to clap
It's enough only a snap
And you will feel strap
Caught in a small trap
Putting you the last cap.


@granit if you want to continue the challenge respect the following rules otherwise you don't deserve to be an opponent.
During the entire rap use only one last syllable for rhymes just like I did that shit up there. It's really funny and challenging, you will probably like it xD
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 03, 2015, 09:03:10
You're in the wrong place boy, I guess you need a map!
The moment you challenged me, you walked into my trap!
I'm at the top! The distance between our skills is too big of a gap!
Did you think of those lyrics while you were taking a big fat crap?

My bars are hitting you like lightning falling down from the sky, ZAP!
When my bars start hitting you like a whip, you'll scream, scream and yap!
You look like a douche trying to rap, you should really take off that stupid cap!
When I'm done with this rap everyone in the universe, including you, will clap!

Stop trying to challenge and stand up to me, before you make me snap!
Cause if I do snap, you'll get a long long, nay an eternal nap!
I suggest that you stop being a douche and a big sap!
Now go, lock the door to your room, double-check and then fap!
What to fap to? Take for example the beauty of this rap!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 03, 2015, 10:51:55
Granit you won't have to use as the last letters "ap" like the brat above, you can choose whatever you want.

Shivraj, you made a mistake sticking your nose in someone else's battle.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 03, 2015, 11:03:55
XD! Oops, didn't see that quote lel, Gomen!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 03, 2015, 11:58:46
@Shivraj :

Man you and your whack rap again
why don't you explain
my rhymes hit you harder than a train
to bad you have no brain
I eat you up spit you out
you know what am all about
no pain no game
thats my nickname
all the haters fall back
or else ill attack.

Son, you think your good, get it out of your head,
you keep continuing your gonna end up dead,
Should of known a dog as parent was a bad crossbred,
unlike you ima real purebred,
Boy, you better run, cause you on deathbed,
After im done with you, you be bleeding red,
Now everything, i dont say be left unsaid,
So before you post better think ahead,
Cuz no matter what you do, i fucking owned this thread.

@granit :

I ain't got impressed
not sure what i expected
but here ill suggest it:
you work on your lines
start with circles and squares
if you get a bit better
you can then try to swear
i brought a few toys for ya
not this one, leggo
i heard you like disney
heres yours, dumbo
sit tight for a while
dont bite on your thumb
daddy'll come back
after a talk with your mum.

Back to @Shivraj :

If you still wanna go, i'll put in gear,
around the same year, i did your girlfriend in the rear,
Now dont shed a tear, its ok,
many downsyndrum asses like you, cant manage this play,
its only for the real mc's not the gay,
all the girls be going Horray Horray,
wheres your fucking audience, they left cause you got slayed,
nigga i be the one, to go and touchey,
as i end my rap, i showed you whos the king,
life,sc, im better then you in everything,
guess what you loose, now please go hang yourself with a string.

You're makin my hands and my mind start to tingle
veni, vidi, vicci
you can't even reach me
i came i saw i conquered
you can't even teach me
thats conquered like destroy, not concord like a grape
like bacteria in your mouth, this garbage i scrape
and toss in the trash
these lyrics are brash
here's some cream for that rash
cause my respect you may have earned
but you've just been lyrically burned.


This was my last rap creation here, good people! thanks guys, had a better time than I expected.
Oh and a challange for those who will continue this rap battle thread: your next creation try not to use "me", "you", "I". I think it would be awesome :)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: BeowulfsBane on July 03, 2015, 22:01:10
Konohuro still winning with that massive Fire he's spitting.. Might as well be using Grand Fireball Jutsu at this point, like damn..
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: granit on July 03, 2015, 22:04:03
(Sorry guys , I was very busy)


I'm gonna knock you down
Give me the party crown
So go away you clown
Better do so before you breakdown
You look at me and frown
I'll make you lie down
That's why my rhymes are renown
You try to crack me down
But in your mind , deep down
You know without me this would be a ghost town!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on July 03, 2015, 22:47:18
Nice, you used "Down" 5 times in that rap
Your bars are so boring I had a fucking nap
granit we know you suck at this.
How bout you go back to your chair and fap.

Himitsu clan will jump your ass
You're all tacky, we got class
When will you realise you wont win?
Your inflated ego is as large as your mass.

Looking at me, rapping is my forte
I'm the predator, and you're my prey
You don't want to get burnt
Get on your knees and pray
Don't fuck with me, Mars gonna slay.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 04, 2015, 08:06:54
Nice, you used "Down" 5 times in that rap
Your bars are so boring I had a fucking nap
granit we know you suck at this.
How bout you go back to your chair and fap.

Himitsu clan will jump your ass
You're all tacky, we got class
When will you realise you wont win?
Your inflated ego is as large as your mass.

Looking at me, rapping is my forte
I'm the predator, and you're my prey
You don't want to get burnt
Get on your knees and pray
Don't fuck with me, Mars gonna slay.

Nice one.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: granit on July 04, 2015, 13:14:15
You got some guts trying to stick in your nose
Give up , you won't be able to catch what Granit throws
I got enough of you and your shitty shows
Trying to rap , but you just prose
You are afraid of me if when you are close
Me and my raps will make you decompose
I'm a god , everybody knows
I'm so good that my cons beat your pros!

An outsider just entered the deck
I'm the whole and you're just a fleck
Wait for me just one sec
Then I'll return and break your neck
Tonight's your time to watch star trek
Cause your mom won't be able to do a bed check!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 04, 2015, 13:33:59
Look at the bitch, Konohuro, trying to act like the top dog!
You made a mistake challenging me, now leap away like a frog!
You sure you fucked my GF?
Check again, it was your BF!

I'm serious now boy, better run
All the fun ends now, *takes out gun* here's my gun!
Nerds like you spouting a few rhymes,
Thinking they're Top Gs, it's a crime!
Go back to your Bf and suck his limes!
Stop spitting out radioactive lines!

Wanna go around insulting me? BAM Dead!
Hey guys look, The bullet went straight through the head!
Hmmmm, I guess, I'll use you as an example of what happens when someone invokes my Wrath,
What should I do? Maybe I'll burn you, no, I'll hang you in public, like a filthy rat!

I'm your natural predator, run!
Hunting you, is, for me, very fun!
You wanna Mess with me? I'm the God!
Deny that fact, I'll beat you with a rod!
Unlike you, I'm not some motherfucking fraud!

Keep in mind, I'm not afraid of bitches,
Seriously though, Your raps have me in stitches!
I'm God! I have all pleasures including riches!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 04, 2015, 13:48:31
You got some guts trying to stick in your nose
Give up , you won't be able to catch what Granit throws
I got enough of you and your shitty shows
Trying to rap , but you just prose
You are afraid of me if when you are close
Me and my raps will make you decompose
I'm a god , everybody knows
I'm so good that my cons beat your pros!

An outsider just entered the deck
I'm the whole and you're just a fleck
Wait for me just one sec
Then I'll return and break your neck
Tonight's your time to watch star trek
Cause your mom won't be able to do a bed check!
You wanna fuck with my bro?
I'll fuck you up like a hoe!
Stop putting on your silly show!
Seriously, You will never grow!
Before I kill you, fly away like a crow!
I'm the Rap God! Here's your chance to bow!
I don't care about rules, better run away, I'll hit you low!
Poor you, feeling my wrath, admit it, you don't have a flow!
Oh damn! I guess You're stubborn, here comes my punch, watch out below!
You're the loser, me and ma bros, the himitsu gang, are the pros!
The next time someone asks you how you got those wounds, you'll know! ;)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on July 04, 2015, 17:02:43
You got some guts trying to stick in your nose
Give up , you won't be able to catch what Granit throws
I got enough of you and your shitty shows
Trying to rap , but you just prose
You are afraid of me if when you are close
Me and my raps will make you decompose
I'm a god , everybody knows
I'm so good that my cons beat your pros!

An outsider just entered the deck
I'm the whole and you're just a fleck
Wait for me just one sec
Then I'll return and break your neck
Tonight's your time to watch star trek
Cause your mom won't be able to do a bed check!
I wont have to catch the shit you throw
It aint got nothing on my golden flow, oh
This guy still thinks that he's good
Yeah right, and M4r1us is robin hood

So you're gonna break my neck?
Hang on let me find a fuck to give
wait one sec
I'll beat your ass once again
1k post spent on you getting rekt
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: jcryer on July 04, 2015, 23:26:15
Here is a haiku, because I can't rap. Seriously, I can't rap - ask Mars or Shiv :/

Mars just hit 1k,
How the hell did he do it?
Please teach me senpai.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Kayleb on July 05, 2015, 10:36:59
I do your mum
Up the bum
While I'm doing sums
And last so long I finish my homework before I cum
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 05, 2015, 15:01:46
You got some guts trying to stick in your nose
Give up , you won't be able to catch what Granit throws
I got enough of you and your shitty shows
Trying to rap , but you just prose
You are afraid of me if when you are close
Me and my raps will make you decompose
I'm a god , everybody knows
I'm so good that my cons beat your pros!

An outsider just entered the deck
I'm the whole and you're just a fleck
Wait for me just one sec
Then I'll return and break your neck
Tonight's your time to watch star trek
Cause your mom won't be able to do a bed check!
I wont have to catch the shit you throw
It aint got nothing on my golden flow, oh
This guy still thinks that he's good
Yeah right, and M4r1us is robin hood

So you're gonna break my neck?
Hang on let me find a fuck to give
wait one sec
I'll beat your ass once again
1k post spent on you getting rekt
(rap is in reply to granit, again XD)
Oh damn! Mars, nice rap! Granit, son, you just got rekt by us two!
You gonna hang your self or wanna wait for the rest of the crew?
Stop doing this, you won't win, we're gonna make you lose your screws!
Another gay (@Konohuro :P)guy challenged me but I kicked his ass and he flew!
we're the Gs, and you won't see many, cause in existence, there are few!
It'd be much easier for you, to go to your room and choke on glue!
Admit it, you can't stand up to the Gs! We're the pros and your new!
This day is the day which will be known as the day when I slew you!
Go, cry to your mommy cause the Himitsu gang rekt you through and through!*throws mic to granit who fails to catch it and gets knocked unconscious cause it hit his head*
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: jcryer on July 05, 2015, 16:44:57
No one appreciates the finer arts :'(
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 05, 2015, 17:01:53
No one appreciates the finer arts :'(

I really like Haiku. But that one wasn't really one of the best, man :/
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: granit on July 05, 2015, 19:08:03
To Mars :

M4r1us may not be Robin Hood , but he's still better than you
You better retreat before I kill you and your silly crew!
This isn't your thing , you have no clue
You surely must have mistaken this thread for the zoo.
When I'm charging at you you'll a wish a hole to fall into
You'll close your eyes , cover your ears and say it's untrue
You'd be happy if you had someone to turn to
But when you turn you'll see that he withdrew.

To Shivraj:

Kono was being nice to you guys
But you didn't want that true and closed your eyes
To him you're nothing more than flies
Shivraj cries and
Mars dies

But hey me and him are now allies.
Oh look i just won the rap nobel prize
and suprise
it did nothing but to improvise

Give up , that's my advise and if not:
KIRISHIMA GANG , ARISE!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 05, 2015, 19:32:50
To granit:
Oh my god really bro
What have you got in-to?

Any Kirishima fellow
That fell into trouble
Will not be left bellow
And I join for a double.

The call of the Kirishima will be heard in the realm
And its members will rise to take this thread and its "hi-elm"!

To Himitsu:

Himitsu fucking crew, do you think you're really cruel?
You haven't yet tasted the feel of our steel, fool.
Now sit on that little stool
While I am preparing our final tool.


I arrived in Japan so I have no time, kiddo
But you are the one that will get 23 skidoo.
I feel tired and even if I am your beloved tara
I am telling you for now a Japanese "Sayonara!"
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 05, 2015, 19:35:51
PS: and sorry for double posting, i don't know where to introduce this into edit. The last strophe is not "the tool", just not to get confused. I am too tired ight now, it's 3:00 AM here so wait for the final blow ;)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Isis on July 06, 2015, 04:29:42
I am going to keep this short and plain,
Because the more you talk the less you gain,
Whoever threatens a member of my clan,
Will get picked up by my rape van.






Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: granit on July 06, 2015, 22:15:48
@Shivraj @Mars so you guys gave up or what?
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 07, 2015, 04:52:46
@Shivraj @Mars so you guys gave up or what?


nah, i assume they will gather members, like Leebs. And now they are preparing their attack, they are adjusting each others rap so it completes one another.

Shivraj was waiting for me to get drag back in this shit and I think he has a big hit prepared. I only hope it didn't become rotten from waiting.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Kayleb on July 07, 2015, 10:19:45
MOAR! MOAR!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 07, 2015, 16:50:38
This is the Kirishima anthem:

[All](Hook)
"Can't be touched
Can't be stopped
Can't be moved
Can't be rocked
Can't be shook
We hot
When will you niggaz learn

Came to get crunk
Came to bring life
Came to get it started
Came to get it right
Turn down the music
Turn up my mics
When will you niggaz learn

[@Isis ]
I mean what I speak
I do as I say
I hustle, I grind
Don't get in my way
I'm pimping my hoes
I'm jacking my foes
I spit at the police and duck my P.O.'s
I ain't going to court
You can call a judge
Tell him kiss my ass
Cause I ain't gonna budge
And I ain't going back to lock up
You trying to glock a pop up
I ain't going back to court
And I'm never gonna stop the puffing
Not for nothing
The block they need me
The streets they need me
The club scene nigga
Is mine believe me
You don't believe me

(Hook)

[@granit ]
Open your hearts for me
Look what I got for you
You in the presence of greatness
I'll make it hot for you
Pass the rock to me
Block and I'll run with it
Here for the game
And all the pussy that come with it
So full of focus
I'm Insistent on keeping it going
The Franchise, I exist in a league of my own
Expect attention unfamiliar with being ignored
The truths back, Katies locking and closing the door
Brick wall in the road
I won't move
The King
I'm like Kono in the ring
I can't lose
Show the face of what compares to mine
You wanna war
Mother fucker I ain't hard to find
Now holla back, nigga

(Hook)

[@Konohuro]
I move when my heart say move
Fierce like a lion
Got nothing to prove
Stubborn as a hot damn mule
God in my corner
Nigga can't lose
Trying to take me out my hot damn shoes
See how quick I jump up and give you bitches the blues
They gonna see you on the hot damn news
And that ain't even nothing
Linking me to the crime
Not a print, not a hot damn clue
Beating these niggaz down
Is what I came to do
And I ain't playing bout a hot damn rule
Shaking you niggaz down
If you ain't paying your dues
We passing up yo block and ohh
My screws are loose
Don't call my hands
Cause you gonna make me act a hot damn fool
Dead discussion, you will not win
Cause I will not lose."

(Hook)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on July 07, 2015, 18:34:34
I just want Leebz to drop in and destroy you guys :(
I'll reply in a bit but I feel like I'm wasting my time
No point in spending ages fighting your weak rhymes
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: limits on July 07, 2015, 23:57:58
Y'all listen up because Jesus here.
Sit your ass down, relax
and go grab a beer
Jesus be killing it with his raps
MVP angel spittin till he collapse
Stunned Matthew 9:9 whilst collecting tax
No way you fools beating Jesus
We all know that's the facts

Beat you one by one
All in your best day
I'll keep it short
Swear down no essay
Spitting the fire till Judas Betray
You already know #JesusSlay
jheeeeez
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Kayleb on July 08, 2015, 09:25:56
Y'all listen up because Jesus here.
Sit your ass down, relax
and go grab a beer
Jesus be killing it with his raps
MVP angel spittin till he collapse
Stunned Matthew 9:9 whilst collecting tax
No way you fools beating Jesus
We all know that's the facts

Beat you one by one
All in your best day
I'll keep it short
Swear down no essay
Spitting the fire till Judas Betray
You already know #JesusSlay

JESUS that was good
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: granit on July 08, 2015, 10:50:08
Nice a newbie is here
So shut the fuck up and hear
Here we are the kings
We pull the strings
We are the gods
We know the odds
You're gonna lose
That's what we say
We're gonna slay
All you have left is to go pray.

You want to keep it short
Okay I'll end it fast
I'm a rapping fort
My rapping knowledge is vast
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 08, 2015, 12:55:34
Wow, I did not know that Granit day dreamed!
I'm ashamed, your raps are going downstream!
Hmmm.... So I go away cause of no net for a few days and you think you're the Gs?
Run away, with your gay clan Kirishima, before my raps start stinging you like bees!

I need to hold my breath cause You keep spouting these raps like radioactive waste!
Maybe it's like that particular time you tried to swallow but it fell out, in a haste?
I'm talking about you and your boyfriends!
Or do you do everyone of your male friends?

Dude, We don't need Leebz to defeat the likes of you!
Me and Mars are enough, we don't even need a crew!
Still think you're the "gods?", stop hallucinating, I'm the only rap God!
You wanna defy me? Think carefully, I'll beat your ass with a steel rod!

Now now Remember this thing boys, I'm not homophobic, as you might think, I'm just stating the truth!
The only one who cried was your mum, cause of my big D**k inside her last night in the phone booth!
Run away before I beat you, go and cry to your mommy bitches,
I can't stop laughing at your raps, I gotta go, get those stitches!

Now listen before you try to spit raps with your gay mouths.
Be careful or else I'll kick your asses from north to south!
One more thing, Don't reverse me and kono's roles.
Or Else I might just leave you rendered with holes!


Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 08, 2015, 13:26:15
Y'all listen up because Jesus here.
Sit your ass down, relax
and go grab a beer
Jesus be killing it with his raps
MVP angel spittin till he collapse
Stunned Matthew 9:9 whilst collecting tax
No way you fools beating Jesus
We all know that's the facts

Beat you one by one
All in your best day
I'll keep it short
Swear down no essay
Spitting the fire till Judas Betray
You already know #JesusSlay

You call yourself Jesus? you are a blasphemer!
Stoning is the answer to you, poor farmer.
Don't bring God's divinity among your shitty rap
That will be placed above a persecution cap.
Listen to me nameless boy, here is big man war
You are just doing chore between two big roar
If you don't want to be a whore for the two big tor
Come and join our shore and from some hoar
You will turn in A GOD OF WAR!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on July 08, 2015, 15:55:54
lol kai calling a "Himitsu excuse"
When I'm done with you'll cry about "abuse"
What will you even do in SLO?
Stupid clan. All you nooblets have no use

Kirishima, who even are you guys.
Worst clan on the forum, you want a prize?
Dumb clan, you achieve nothing
Think you're good? Eh you're bluffing

Himitsu always go Rambo like Sylvesters
Kirishima always acting like child molesters
You guys are jokes, dumb nerds you're jesters.
After rapping me your burns will sure fester.

Killed all of your members with one simple rap.
Now go back to playing with your nans bra strap
Kai you aint shit, all you do is fap
Mars out, roasted you all. Give me a clap
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 08, 2015, 16:59:21
Deleted.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Kai on July 08, 2015, 17:03:27
@Mars

Himitsu excuse saying we have no use
Stop drinking booze, before we turn you into Bruce*
I'll be a God in SLO, isn't that obvious you douche?
You should fix your loose screw before i brew YOU!

All of us are omnipotent Gods
We're better than you ragers playing CoD
Better trod along and cry to your mod
Before you taste the almighty lightning rod

Himitsu Himitsu
Rhymes with i-killed-you
Call the rest of your crew
And go back to the zoo
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on July 08, 2015, 17:33:33
Not an excuse, I'm just preaching
You suck at this, want some teaching?
get some water and put some bleach in.
My raps are smooth, yours are screeching.

What the hell's wrong with Bruce Lee?
You'll brew me? Those threats are loose g
Don't fuck with Himitsu, let alone me
I'll fuck your sister, tomorrow, for free.

You claim to be an omnipotent god?
How come you got killed by my squad
God's don't get beaten. This seems odd.
Say yes if you're kings *Himitsu nods*

Yeah Himitsu rhymes with I killed you
And that's what we did
We're 2skilled4you
Himitsu are masters, true
But why the fuck did m4 spill you
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 08, 2015, 17:38:32
Omnipotent gods, yet you can't fix your face!
I doubt that you can even solve a simple maze!
Hmmm....lightning rod? You think you're Zeus?
You Sure you're not an offspring of Mew's? (A Pokemon, like Pikachu or an electric pokemon, get me?)

Zoos are the habitat of Kirishima, we won't trespass!
Now run along, or get hit with my knuckles made of brass!
And You need to learn to play before being a God ;)!
Who plays CoD? don't speak if you have no info, dog!

Learn to spell, douche, now hurry, go and cry to your mommy!
If you continue this, you'll regret it and be sorry!
How many times do I say this? Stop spouting radioactive waste!
The Himitsu gang just got serious and Kirishima got aced! (LOL term, when no player in the enemy team is alive, it's called "Aced!")
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Leebz on July 08, 2015, 17:44:47
@Konohuro
You slither around like you own the joint, Konohuro.
But you're nothing but a snake, a little bitch like Orochimaru.
You think you're the rap god but ask yourself this; are you?

There's a reason why people talk about me in this thread, they know that if you battle me you'll have no head.
Just like Sasuke I'll leave you for dead.

Starting on my Himitsu brothers was a big mistake.
I look at your bars and can tell that your fake.
You think rap is rhyming a single word constantly? Mate..

Never in my life have I seen such a fanboy of Itatchi.
You practically admit your love for thee.
Probably got a poster of him on your wall if so I'd find that funny
You can't top me, to me this is the second coming.

Cause' I've been there, done that, don't believe me? Check the SR chat. For me this is a relapse. Your bars are full of crap and that's a fact.

You Romanian fool
Taking lyrics from Roy Jones and think your cool.

Nothing but a rap thief at first I was in disbelief but once I saw this I knew you couldn't beef.

Please, why do I even need to rap battle this bitch? Probably sees a deal going down and runs to snitch.
Quick, someone get the thread! We bout to sow up some lips.

I find it funny how Kirishma needs about 5 man in this battle of raps.
Himitsu just needs 3 whilst we laugh and clap.
Look at your act of a shitty clan, Kirishma can kiss-ma ass.
As someone said before Himitsus got class and I'd happily agree.
Make you bleed and when I read your bars they're obscene
and I guarantee most of Kirishma won't even know what that means.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on July 08, 2015, 17:50:10
Leebz: *drops mic*

This reminded me of this scene for some reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylkOAtifuJ0
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 08, 2015, 18:08:25
Leebz: *drops mic*

This reminded me of this scene for some reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylkOAtifuJ0

Really? Shivraj had better raps than Leebz, I was expecting a hit, but uhh... disappointed...

For a rhyme to be complete there are 3 steps: same final syllable, same rhythm and same measure, the first strophe doesn't meet any of these (not to mention the rest of mistakes along the rest of that "rap"), but I don't expect you to understand this. But you will feel this because we played with you around enough, we got bored so we will start the real rap next round.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 08, 2015, 18:31:04
Finally! the Only True God has come!
Kirishima, stop falling on your bums!
It'd probably be better for you to run!

He don't even need to say anything to wreck you!
The one who has come is the leader of this crew!
Now Run away, and stop being a douche and crude!

Guess that's all that needs to be said.
As everyone one of you is dead!

PS. Kono everyone has their own style of rapping, and Leebz went sooooooo easy on you XD.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on July 08, 2015, 18:44:43
Leebz's rap was the best in this thread imo.
His raps actually rhymed and he didn't use half rhymes at all which seems a common courtesy in this thread.

This was made for fun, I have the feeling people are taking it a little seriously.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 08, 2015, 19:04:29
Leebz's rap was the best in this thread imo.
His raps actually rhymed and he didn't use half rhymes at all which seems a common courtesy in this thread.

This was made for fun, I have the feeling people are taking it a little seriously.


You slither around like you own the joint, Konohuro.
But you're nothing but a snake, a little bitch like Orochimaru.
You think you're the rap god but ask yourself this; are you?


Show me the rhymes in here and I retreat. (ro-ru-you)
I always take everything seriously on the rap thread related to the raps within. This is why I can't swear so much in my raps nor I can't insult greatly. Usually in the raps I say my opinion about adversaries rap, and just because now I have't done a rap I simply wrote words doesn't mean that I am putting it to the heart. You are some awesome guys.

And Shiv:  how can you tell we are dead when we haven't replied yet? you are battling with the windmills and state that you have won. But with us is different, unlikely the mills we hit back you just have to wait (after all it took you 3 days to answer to our challange) xD
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 08, 2015, 19:32:27
It took me 5 minutes, my net was out for 3 days. Plus, if I say that you're gay in my rap, are you Gay ? O.o XD.

Ps. Every word in the paragraph you said is a rhyme, Konohuro, Orochimaru, are you. You just have to say it in a certain manner XD, other words were full rhymes though, anyway, I'll be waiting for the reply, so that I can wreck you >:3
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on July 08, 2015, 20:52:56
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kQBVneC30o
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: granit on July 08, 2015, 21:11:31
Himitsu silly crew , your mommy Leebz is here
I advise you to go get a beer
Then you can enjoy my rap
I promise it'll be better than your crap
Seriously I expected more than that
But this'll be easier little brat

I'm the true most valuable player
Granit's this town's mayor
I'm a slayer
You're just a prayer
You gotta be kidding me
If not , then you better flee.

And now a special:

1 , I'll teach you what rapping means son.
2 , You were kidding , weren't you?
3 , I'm telling you ,don't provoke me.
4 , You'll get killed in this war.
5 , I'll use your blood to dive.
6 , Enough with your silly tricks.
7 , I'll promote you to see heaven.
8 , You'll see it when you're at hell's gate.
9 , That's a nice rap , oh wait it's mine.
10 , Your rap was shit , try again.

(Try actually reading the numbers)

Deleted.

Why bro?
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on July 08, 2015, 22:52:13
Himitsu silly crew , your mommy Leebz is here
I advise you to go get a beer
Then you can enjoy my rap
I promise it'll be better than your crap
Seriously I expected more than that
But this'll be easier little brat

I'm the true most valuable player
Granit's this town's mayor
I'm a slayer
You're just a prayer
You gotta be kidding me
If not , then you better flee.
True, we do need a beer to enjoy you bars
Gotta get drunk to even bear it
we know you aint got nothing on Mars
Your raps make me puke, I swear it

And yeah, I guess I am the answer to a prayer
Rabbit and the snail, you're the toirtoise i'm the hare
Watch me whip this kid, pull up a chair.
Don't go near me granit, don't you dare

ily kirishima its banter
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Leebz on July 09, 2015, 04:17:06
Leebz: *drops mic*

This reminded me of this scene for some reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylkOAtifuJ0

Really? Shivraj had better raps than Leebz, I was expecting a hit, but uhh... disappointed...

For a rhyme to be complete there are 3 steps: same final syllable, same rhythm and same measure, the first strophe doesn't meet any of these (not to mention the rest of mistakes along the rest of that "rap"), but I don't expect you to understand this. But you will feel this because we played with you around enough, we got bored so we will start the real rap next round.

Lol? You're mistaken. Everyone here has been using a basic flow. Especially you. You obviously read it in this. I rap irl with a unique flow alongside others in a team. Everything you mentioned is false on the assumption you meant ALL rap had to be like that.. Which is wrong. Rap is an art therefore for true art to be noticed you have to be unique. Everyone can draw a stick figure but a true unique artist draws something different. If you knew my flow and knew me personally you'd probably feel different about the rap I posted but then again you stick with a basic flow which is easy to follow sooooo..
Oh, and not to mention a lot of your lyrics are stolen from other rappers and sites so to comment about anyone's rap is not in your right until you become original.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 09, 2015, 04:27:32
I am knee sliding on this thread’s floors
Because I see, I feel no wars
I am scoffing because I owe them
While you clean, I don’t condemn
Everyone has his roles
Kirishima cursed to rule,
Himitsu blessed to dig holes.


Don’t care about your bygone glory
Because our Kirishima rap is gory.

People talking about you?
Fool, that was only your crew.
But with this shameful piece of crap
You proved yourself no better than a pap.
You disappointed any waiting for bonanza
Directly from your first, filled with cracks, stanza.

You took out the ghoul
From this Romanian fool
I will suck your blood,
You’ll remain with no god.

Tell me, did you write your country’s anthem?
If not, stop beefing around and start cleaning the transom.

“All for one and one for all”
This is Kirishima’s only goal.
We are killing like a pack
We don’t need any knack
When the small Himitsu gases
Remain with no classes.


Unique traits? Stupid.
Only strength? Ruined.
^Himitsu characteristics for any of your muted.
Don’t blame us for your dogs’ lack of skill
Give them some swill
And maybe they will
Come and try to kill
US!

You continuously state
That you’ve killed every mate
When in fact you’ve just started a small spate
Spate: the occurrence of a water flow
Resulting from sudden rain or melting snow.
Sorry for this complicated words
But I think an explanation is needed for your petty herds.

The war is not finished yet
You will wait and see that.


Leebz: *drops mic*

This reminded me of this scene for some reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylkOAtifuJ0

Lol? You're mistaken. Everyone here has been using a basic flow. Especially you. You obviously read it in this. I rap irl with a unique flow along side others in a team. Everything you mentioned is false on the assumption you meant ALL rap had to be like that.. Which is wrong. Rap is an art therefore for true art to be noticed you have to be unique. Everyone can draw a stick figure but a true unique artist draws something different. If you knew my flow and knew me personally you'd probably feel different about the rap I posted but then again you stick with a basic flow which is easy to follow sooooo..
Oh, and not to mention a lot of your lyrics are stolen from other rappers and sites so to comment about anyone's rap is not in your right until you become original.

Really? Shivraj had better raps than Leebz, I was expecting a hit, but uhh... disappointed...

For a rhyme to be complete there are 3 steps: same final syllable, same rhythm and same measure, the first strophe doesn't meet any of these (not to mention the rest of mistakes along the rest of that "rap"), but I don't expect you to understand this. But you will feel this because we played with you around enough, we got bored so we will start the real rap next round.

Nothing stolen but anyway.
In writing there is no intonation so you can't express the same thing as in speaking. But it seems I still have a lot to learn, for now I will just stick with my usually trivial rap. And again rhyme is not only to have the same final syllable, I am still stating this.
Maybe you would like to record, it would be awesome :D

Shivraj: No man. I've said: "Usually in the raps I say my opinion about adversaries rap" about your rap, not about you or any other person.And even in rap, not anytime, if I think better, things like "crap shitty rap" are just fillers, like everyone adds.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Isis on July 09, 2015, 10:21:18
Himitsu?
Ah, the apeshit crew.
Here are some of the Himitsu that I've met through the past couple of days,
One is rap-loving yet at it still sucking in many ways,
The others a little kid that all he recently did was pass his anal phase,
Their leader's an idiotic misleader that they for some reason praise,
You think you're here to amaze but all you do is rephrase,
Yall need to change the beat.
Because all what you said, and all what I read was some braindead shit to my head that you guys keep on repeat
Now you either retreat or face defeat,
Through shameful eyes that realize the real guys that brought them down on their feet,
You shouldn't even exist, so do not resist, Kirishima's Right Click -> Delete.
Kirishima win.
And just to be sure, that this forum becomes forever pure : Remove from Recycle Bin.
Fin.


might as well put yall in a burger
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Leebz on July 09, 2015, 12:01:47
I am knee sliding on this thread’s floors
Because I see, I feel no wars
I am scoffing because I owe them
While you clean, I don’t condemn
Everyone has his roles
Kirishima cursed to rule,
Himitsu blessed to dig holes.


Don’t care about your bygone glory
Because our Kirishima rap is gory.

People talking about you?
Fool, that was only your crew.
But with this shameful piece of crap
You proved yourself no better than a pap.
You disappointed any waiting for bonanza
Directly from your first, filled with cracks, stanza.

You took out the ghoul
From this Romanian fool
I will suck your blood,
You’ll remain with no god.

Tell me, did you write your country’s anthem?
If not, stop beefing around and start cleaning the transom.

“All for one and one for all”
This is Kirishima’s only goal.
We are killing like a pack
We don’t need any knack
When the small Himitsu gases
Remain with no classes.


Unique traits? Stupid.
Only strength? Ruined.
^Himitsu characteristics for any of your muted.
Don’t blame us for your dogs’ lack of skill
Give them some swill
And maybe they will
Come and try to kill
US!

You continuously state
That you’ve killed every mate
When in fact you’ve just started a small spate
Spate: the occurrence of a water flow
Resulting from sudden rain or melting snow.
Sorry for this complicated words
But I think an explanation is needed for your petty herds.

The war is not finished yet
You will wait and see that.


Leebz: *drops mic*

This reminded me of this scene for some reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylkOAtifuJ0

Lol? You're mistaken. Everyone here has been using a basic flow. Especially you. You obviously read it in this. I rap irl with a unique flow along side others in a team. Everything you mentioned is false on the assumption you meant ALL rap had to be like that.. Which is wrong. Rap is an art therefore for true art to be noticed you have to be unique. Everyone can draw a stick figure but a true unique artist draws something different. If you knew my flow and knew me personally you'd probably feel different about the rap I posted but then again you stick with a basic flow which is easy to follow sooooo..
Oh, and not to mention a lot of your lyrics are stolen from other rappers and sites so to comment about anyone's rap is not in your right until you become original.

Really? Shivraj had better raps than Leebz, I was expecting a hit, but uhh... disappointed...

For a rhyme to be complete there are 3 steps: same final syllable, same rhythm and same measure, the first strophe doesn't meet any of these (not to mention the rest of mistakes along the rest of that "rap"), but I don't expect you to understand this. But you will feel this because we played with you around enough, we got bored so we will start the real rap next round.

Nothing stolen but anyway.
In writing there is no intonation so you can't express the same thing as in speaking. But it seems I still have a lot to learn, for now I will just stick with my usually trivial rap. And again rhyme is not only to have the same final syllable, I am still stating this.
Maybe you would like to record, it would be awesome :D

Shivraj: No man. I've said: "Usually in the raps I say my opinion about adversaries rap" about your rap, not about you or any other person.And even in rap, not anytime, if I think better, things like "crap shitty rap" are just fillers, like everyone adds.

Didn't mention me? Lemme take you back to page 2
Back in the day when you was beefin' with my crew
I believe you said "Yall summon the grate Leebs"
See that? I left you with no room to breath.

Wouldn't be the first time you mentioned me.
If I counted right, it was more than twice I believe.
So let's see, if he can follow this complicated flow I lay on to thee with the key to hard bars that makes him want to pee..
His pants, I laugh because his crew look like they're trying to perform a seance.
Trying to bring their comrades back to life because of this threads heated strife.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf0khTbFaDo

You say you took no bars but lemme refer you to Roy Jones Junior.
But hey, in your case it was better I found it later than sooner.
Quit acting like you got something over in this topic.
Anything you had I already topped it, you can't knock it.

And what are you on about my country's anthem?
I'm British and if we see someone fake we blast em'

You need to get your facts straight because guessing my country was a huge mistake.
It was almost as if you relied on fate.

You said I created a "spate" which is a water flow.
The fuck you going on about bro?
That made no sense, it wasn't even a blow.
It's like you wanted a fancy rhyming word to prove it's something you know.

You try to be big and you try to be clever.
You  say we dig and your clan control the weather.
As if Kirishma are gods.
I guarantee if this game releases you will become Himitsu lap dogs.

And that's if we let you, we don't take muts.
If we don't want you we just cut your guts and leave you to rot.
Your clan is unwanted like a serious blood clot.

You probably had your reply rap saved for me since page one.
If you ask me you're just a rap con.
A rap god? There can only be one.
Thought it'd be fun to get in and make some friends.
Like M4, who has his dick so far up your ass it probably bends.

Even your goal is theft.
"All for one and one for all"
You got nothing original left?
Himitsu rise whilst Kirishma fall.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 09, 2015, 12:14:12
Finally! Something better!
Yet I don't get that M4 shit, that was lame but anyway.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Leebz on July 09, 2015, 12:16:20
Himitsu?
Ah, the apeshit crew.
Here are some of the Himitsu that I've met through the past couple of days,
One is rap-loving yet at it still sucking in many ways,
The others a little kid that all he recently did was pass his anal phase,
Their leader's an idiotic misleader that they for some reason praise,
You think you're here to amaze but all you do is rephrase,
Yall need to change the beat.
Because all what you said, and all what I read was some braindead shit to my head that you guys keep on repeat
Now you either retreat or face defeat,
Through shameful eyes that realize the real guys that brought them down on their feet,
You shouldn't even exist, so do not resist, Kirishima's Right Click -> Delete.
Kirishima win.
And just to be sure, that this forum becomes forever pure : Remove from Recycle Bin.
Fin.


might as well put yall in a burger
Only Kirishma member I seen write a good rap.
I'd clap, but if i'm honest, it wasn't all that.

You talk about rephasing but let's face it, this battles gone on for so long that the weapon never changes.

Same shit, different bars.
Same clique, same spars.

If you ask me this has gone on for too long, get someone to judge or Kirishma should be gone.
There's no one here left for me to beef on, or at least not worthy.
They could write raps till their thirty and still come out with pure shit.
Of course I am talking about Kirishma because that's just it, pure shit.

You'll probably go on to say "You rhymed pure shit with pure shit" but you forgot the IT, bitches.
It's another thing rappers use that you need to learn, a play on words that'll leave you in stitches.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 09, 2015, 12:29:54
Himitsu?
Ah, the apeshit crew.
Here are some of the Himitsu that I've met through the past couple of days,
One is rap-loving yet at it still sucking in many ways,
The others a little kid that all he recently did was pass his anal phase,
Their leader's an idiotic misleader that they for some reason praise,
You think you're here to amaze but all you do is rephrase,
Yall need to change the beat.
Because all what you said, and all what I read was some braindead shit to my head that you guys keep on repeat
Now you either retreat or face defeat,
Through shameful eyes that realize the real guys that brought them down on their feet,
You shouldn't even exist, so do not resist, Kirishima's Right Click -> Delete.
Kirishima win.
And just to be sure, that this forum becomes forever pure : Remove from Recycle Bin.
Fin.


might as well put yall in a burger
Oh guys! looks like they need reinforcements, come on!
Stop describing Yourself dipshit, Little Con!
Are you so desperate as to send out the worst rapper?
Isis, did you think of those lyrics while on the crapper?

Run away before my raps become a nuke from the USA! (Get it? I S I S, nuke from USA? No? Okay :'( )
Go back to your boyfriend, though I really suggest you stop being Gay!
My eyes burned away to nothingness while reading that crap with no flow!
Run away, or I'll kick your ass with my Kung fu kick in slow-mo!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on July 09, 2015, 14:25:44
Everybody knows
This is a quote from Roy Jones
Small change doesn't mean that I own it
I never stated this, you used it so you could fit
In your repetitive stupid insult kit.

Rap con, you say?
Have you seen your slave reeve, on his name Shiv?
The only things he heave are "Fuck your bf and leave".
He's not up to weave, he doesn't even peeve.

Spate? No, it was no blow
It was only to show
That yo are their only pole
In this doomed war of foe.
You've got flow.

I don't try to be clever, I'm just serving this on tray.
Maybe from doing neigh your dogs will start being at least quay.
I don't know what will happen when this game will release, I will just simply role play.
I will fulfill any caprice. Will I care of what this clan will do in game? Nay.
But I can bet that you will get flay, no matter who in this battle is the prey. Trust me you will bray!

Like you have said: you are just dogs
You are waiting to shed, so you can get new togs
You will never understand what are those words.
"All for one and one for all" simply sends you in the children's wards.

Do you want to rise? You will not pass the god Janus,
Don't be surprised when he will advice to stop smell each other's anus.
We are the gods, we don't fall. Don't you see? Pure-bred, no jungle.
You'll never see us pall, you mortal mongrel.

Those rules are for a rhyme to happen
You can do your raps however you please
But not me, those that are high established this keys
Without which your raps would be completely forgotten.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Leebz on July 09, 2015, 15:38:03
Everybody knows
This is a quote from Roy Jones
Small change doesn't mean that I own it
I never stated this, you used it so you could fit
In your repetitive stupid insult kit.

Rap con, you say?
Have you seen your slave reeve, on his name Shiv?
The only things he heave are "Fuck your bf and leave".
He's not up to weave, he doesn't even peeve.

Spate? No, it was no blow
It was only to show
That yo are their only pole
In this doomed war of foe.
You've got flow.

I don't try to be clever, I'm just serving this on tray.
Maybe from doing neigh your dogs will start being at least quay.
I don't know what will happen when this game will release, I will just simply role play.
I will fulfill any caprice. Will I care of what this clan will do in game? Nay.
But I can bet that you will get flay, no matter who in this battle is the prey. Trust me you will bray!

Like you have said: you are just dogs
You are waiting to shed, so you can get new togs
You will never understand what are those words.
"All for one and one for all" simply sends you in the children's wards.

Do you want to rise? You will not pass the god Janus,
Don't be surprised when he will advice to stop smell each other's anus.
We are the gods, we don't fall. Don't you see? Pure-bred, no jungle.
You'll never see us pall, you mortal mongrel.

Those rules are for a rhyme to happen
You can do your raps however you please
But not me, those that are high established this keys
Without which your raps would be completely forgotten.


I don't care if you modified Roys bars, still a rap thief.
Be original because right now you're way beneath the level to being a god.

You say I got flow, you practically admitted defeat.
Though why be discreet?
I say get on your hands and knees and beg me for forgiveness.
looking at your clan rapping is definitely your weakness.

Reread my rap, I didn't say we was dogs.
For a supposed "Rap god" your raps are off.

So many mistakes within your bars.
You couldn't even fuck with Shiv or Mars.
So what makes you think you could take me?
Your raps seem unfinished and lazy just like the making of DayZ.

This is rap 3 and I am still constantly kicking your ass so fast that you'll come out of this battle with whiplash.
So get back and sit down because I am tired of your shit.

You've got nothing to say and that much is clear.
Someone please tell me where the fuck Jesus is with my beer!
I was promised one ages ago, fuck, no wonder why this site is SLOw.

You've gone all posh on me Konohuro, you a rich boy?
Talking about quay and neigh and thinks it's me who he'll destroy.

You're slipping on your lyrics, what's the matter?
I'm tired of your gimmicks, you should tell your crew to scatter.

Whilst you're at it, grab a ladder because you'll never be on my level.
You thought you was tough, god of the thread, what a rebel.
But I could toss you away as if you was a pebble.
And you know that's the truth, welcome to reality.
If this was Mortal Kombat, this would be my final move, fatality.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 09, 2015, 15:50:24
Everybody knows
This is a quote from Roy Jones
Small change doesn't mean that I own it
I never stated this, you used it so you could fit
In your repetitive stupid insult kit.

Rap con, you say?
Have you seen your slave reeve, on his name Shiv?
The only things he heave are "Fuck your bf and leave".
He's not up to weave, he doesn't even peeve.

Spate? No, it was no blow
It was only to show
That yo are their only pole
In this doomed war of foe.
You've got flow.

I don't try to be clever, I'm just serving this on tray.
Maybe from doing neigh your dogs will start being at least quay.
I don't know what will happen when this game will release, I will just simply role play.
I will fulfill any caprice. Will I care of what this clan will do in game? Nay.
But I can bet that you will get flay, no matter who in this battle is the prey. Trust me you will bray!

Like you have said: you are just dogs
You are waiting to shed, so you can get new togs
You will never understand what are those words.
"All for one and one for all" simply sends you in the children's wards.

Do you want to rise? You will not pass the god Janus,
Don't be surprised when he will advice to stop smell each other's anus.
We are the gods, we don't fall. Don't you see? Pure-bred, no jungle.
You'll never see us pall, you mortal mongrel.

Those rules are for a rhyme to happen
You can do your raps however you please
But not me, those that are high established this keys
Without which your raps would be completely forgotten.

I didn't wanna wreck a child up so bad, so I repeated, and told him to leave!
Looks like he doesn't wanna, what if you made a few changes? You're still a thief!
calling me a slave, thought you could get away? guess you still are a little bit naive!

Raps are about doing whatever the fuck you want! no rules, fuck the police!
Unlike your decreased rap skills, mine only increase, like I have the Golden Fleece! (Greek myth, you wanted to bring Janus up in this? k, now suffer my Knowledge of greek words, jk XD)
my raps are on target! bull's eye bitch, like they're fired by Apollo!
Your raps are acid, they burn everyone's eyes, they're(your raps) hollow!
I'm intelligent, I have knowledge! I know what I'm doing, like Athena
you can run, but you can't hide, I'm coming to kick your ass to Argentina!
I'm the Almighty, Like the King Of Gods, Zeus
I'll kick your ass, with my kung fu skills like Bruce (Lee)

Now son tell me, still wanna stand up to me?
just know, this ain't your turf, anyone will agree!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: ParadoxRonin on July 13, 2015, 07:37:42
Everybody knows
This is a quote from Roy Jones
Small change doesn't mean that I own it
I never stated this, you used it so you could fit
In your repetitive stupid insult kit.

Rap con, you say?
Have you seen your slave reeve, on his name Shiv?
The only things he heave are "Fuck your bf and leave".
He's not up to weave, he doesn't even peeve.

Spate? No, it was no blow
It was only to show
That yo are their only pole
In this doomed war of foe.
You've got flow.

I don't try to be clever, I'm just serving this on tray.
Maybe from doing neigh your dogs will start being at least quay.
I don't know what will happen when this game will release, I will just simply role play.
I will fulfill any caprice. Will I care of what this clan will do in game? Nay.
But I can bet that you will get flay, no matter who in this battle is the prey. Trust me you will bray!

Like you have said: you are just dogs
You are waiting to shed, so you can get new togs
You will never understand what are those words.
"All for one and one for all" simply sends you in the children's wards.

Do you want to rise? You will not pass the god Janus,
Don't be surprised when he will advice to stop smell each other's anus.
We are the gods, we don't fall. Don't you see? Pure-bred, no jungle.
You'll never see us pall, you mortal mongrel.

Those rules are for a rhyme to happen
You can do your raps however you please
But not me, those that are high established this keys
Without which your raps would be completely forgotten.

I didn't wanna wreck a child up so bad, so I repeated, and told him to leave!
Looks like he doesn't wanna, what if you made a few changes? You're still a thief!
calling me a slave, thought you could get away? guess you still are a little bit naive!

Raps are about doing whatever the fuck you want! no rules, fuck the police!
Unlike your decreased rap skills, mine only increase, like I have the Golden Fleece! (Greek myth, you wanted to bring Janus up in this? k, now suffer my Knowledge of greek words, jk XD)
my raps are on target! bull's eye bitch, like they're fired by Apollo!
Your raps are acid, they burn everyone's eyes, they're(your raps) hollow!
I'm intelligent, I have knowledge! I know what I'm doing, like Athena
you can run, but you can't hide, I'm coming to kick your ass to Argentina!
I'm the Almighty, Like the King Of Gods, Zeus
I'll kick your ass, with my kung fu skills like Bruce (Lee)

Now son tell me, still wanna stand up to me?
just know, this ain't your turf, anyone will agree!
shidori,shidori please dont stand before
ill strike your ass with lighting
with my hand of glory
i know why your called hitmitsu you fucking fool
cause the Fang of the metal hit your whole crew
with these bars from heaven that lighting still shocking you
3-9-8 you might use
but i mastered at that art when i was 8 dude
go run to your mommy and daddy wait how about that thier all dudes
raised in a clan of gays aint that pretty lubed

when its time to battle you freeze inside
cause i smaked you with a hand of lighting all jokes aside
ill hit you with this firebar
and im not from the inferno
but i still got people on that side that will make you burn hoe

give me a s give me a h
oh wait thats to much cause i seen him yesterday shived right up vregs butt
(drops mic)
 
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Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 13, 2015, 08:12:09
A newbie is here people, now you listen, bitch
This be my turf, go away or I'll put you in a ditch!
You being here is a really horrible and smelly glitch!

Looks like he needs his glasses!
Shall I give you some rap classes?
With my raps, I've rekt a ton of masses! (A large group of people - mass - plural form - masses)

The only one hitting with lightning will be me, the almighty!
My raps will blind you with beauty, cause they're blessed by Aphrodite!
I don't want your raps, they're horrible! They stink! I guess you're flighty!

You really are new! You still play FT! That's a proof!
Go back to your guard dog duty, and bark like Woof!
Don't get on my bad side, I'll disintegrate you, poof!

I don't need to battle the likes of you!
Go away, choke yourself with your shoe!
You ain't got no shit on my amazing crew!

Go get a flow, and get some rhymes!
Well, I gotta go, I've got no more time,
To spare on you, that would be a huge crime!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: ParadoxRonin on July 13, 2015, 08:34:04
I have no blood
theres only fire in my veins
i goes insane wha da da dang to yo brain
i jump up and bite yo ass like a great Dane

im a gladiator
came here to exterminate ya
pure hard core mutha fucking terminator
one bass ass mutha fucking crewsader(get it!XD)
eliminator about to fucking liminata ya
now bow down to the one and only ghost maker
cause these words are about to cut you like a sword hater
(once again drops mic)
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Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 13, 2015, 10:22:03
I knew it! So you are a dog!
Clean your raps with a mop!
They're filthy, I'm at the top!

Insane, so that's how you're making such stinking horrible raps!
Don't challenge me! I'm the rap god, you're walking into my trap!
Fire? More like shit, I guess those lyrics came out with the crap?

Don't even know how to spell, still challenging me?
Gotta respect your guts, but you're dead already, see?

Fucking learn to rhyme for fuck's sake!
I'll drown you and your raps in a lake!
Get ready, cause all your bones I'll break!

You direly need a flow, like my golden one!
I'll give you to the count of three, better run!
Faster, I'm taking out my epic, large, rap gun!

Guess you're disabled, since you keep dropping your mic!
In all Honesty, don't do this, it'd be easier to choke on a brick!
You need to go away faster than the light, here comes my kick!

(Now the line I've used many times)
Boom bitch! Run away, I'm the only Rap God!
Don't defy me, I'll beat you with a steel rod!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: ParadoxRonin on July 13, 2015, 10:44:46
I knew it! So you are a dog!
Clean your raps with a mop!
They're filthy, I'm at the top!

Insane, so that's how you're making such stinking horrible raps!
Don't challenge me! I'm the rap god, you're walking into my trap!
Fire? More like shit, I guess those lyrics came out with the crap?

Don't even know how to spell, still challenging me?
Gotta respect your guts, but you're dead already, see?

Fucking learn to rhyme for fuck's sake!
I'll drown you and your raps in a lake!
Get ready, cause all your bones I'll break!

You direly need a flow, like my golden one!
I'll give you to the count of three, better run!
Faster, I'm taking out my epic, large, rap gun!

Guess you're disabled, since you keep dropping your mic!
In all Honesty, don't do this, it'd be easier to choke on a brick!
You need to go away faster than the light, here comes my kick!

(Now the line I've used many times)
Boom bitch! Run away, I'm the only Rap God!
Don't defy me, I'll beat you with a steel rod!
its funny cause the end of your raps never rhyme
go head pull your gun out ill give you time
from the mayhem im bringing ill have you screaming
check these word( Olympus has fallen)is what ill be hear
rap god ha dont make me laugh
ill turn sayian god and shoot you with a kai blast
fitel fatle your words are all the same
how can i take you serious when you cant make a real name
your thinking box is out dated
that Eminem,s line
oh your that slow? you still need time?
pew pew is what i hear when you spit
the retarded ass shit you kick
ill call you big lip(get it XD)
im a deity in this forum so step back and watch me create a new world
thats not filled with your rap god shit mate
i knew i would win in the end
i dont even know why i started rapping
you know what i should of never let this battle happen
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 13, 2015, 11:21:01
It's really Funny coming from you, none of your raps rhyme!
Stop rapping, it's burns like acid in my eyes, it's a crime!

Really Want me to get serious on your ass?
I'll hit your sack with my knuckles of brass!

When does God and rod not rhyme? Tell me!
I rekt you hard in a few lines kid, want a re?

Don't wanna repeat myself, but learn to rhyme and get a flow, I ain't afraid of bitches!!
Seriously though hoe, take some rapping classes from a G, your raps have me in stitches!

I know I repeat myself, cause I don't wanna wreck kiddos like you!
But you will be rekt starting now! I don't even need any of my crew!

Convey a message from me to your mum, "get ready, I'm bringing the rod"
Today is the night on which you can stay up late and play something like COD.

Thinking you are the top G, nope won't cut it!
Before I get angry, run, or your body will be lit (burnt alive)
Take that stinking pool of "rap", which is just shit! (Take it with you)

Time to check your reality!
That's right accept your mortality!
My rap just hit you!! FATALITY!!!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: ParadoxRonin on July 13, 2015, 11:44:12
It's really Funny coming from you, none of your raps rhyme!
Stop rapping, it's burns like acid in my eyes, it's a crime!

Really Want me to get serious on your ass?
I'll hit your sack with my knuckles of brass!

When does God and rod not rhyme? Tell me!
I rekt you hard in a few lines kid, want a re?

Don't wanna repeat myself, but learn to rhyme and get a flow, I ain't afraid of bitches!!
Seriously though hoe, take some rapping classes from a G, your raps have me in stitches!

I know I repeat myself, cause I don't wanna wreck kiddos like you!
But you will be rekt starting now! I don't even need any of my crew!

Convey a message from me to your mum, "get ready, I'm bringing the rod"
Today is the night on which you can stay up late and play something like COD.

Thinking you are the top G, nope won't cut it!
Before I get angry, run, or your body will be lit (burnt alive)
Take that stinking pool of "rap", which is just shit! (Take it with you)

Time to check your reality!
That's right accept your mortality!
My rap just hit you!! FATALITY!!!
time for the big guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sorry, but lying and posting up in subliminal text you will never get Passed,
We clearly can see your more ass than 100 pages of the Playboy Mag.
But that's irrelevant, I could just post a few bars
that questions your Intelligence,
'cause your mind is absent of good flow like Black
children and Negligence,
And this is the Contestant, A wannabe god, shiv trying get a Reference,
You in the Mix with dox but this shit don't help
fags with a Sexual preference,
This is only development, shedding the extra weight
like dietary supplements,
Like when germany and Hitler murdered Mil.
s when we controlled the Nazis Government,
shiv, no shiv up,cause your inferior,
could not steal a caravan with that Criteria,
You could hold hostage a Morgue and fail at capturing cases of Malaria,
I see a pussy, Damn tasty and eatable, no lie I enjoy the Aroma,
Nobody matched my persona,
I got crazy prices, get you half off a rental Coma...

Or the specialty for shiv,
a Flight Jacket with a reversal zip up Body Bag...
A John Doe tag, and a mummified pipe broken off in his Ass,

If it happens that me Dox "happens" to win this
battle, prepare for Violence,
'cause the whole forum will join forces against me
"DOX vs the Gay Alliance",
shiv is all glory, with his fabricated stories,
I depicted he's not a god,
Go head a lose your mind, you ain't powerful just a little
high from smoking poison bubblepie,
Fuck you and your momz, but mostly your moms and her salivary Glands,
I swear she could suck my ribs in deeper than Hostages
of murderous Afghans,
I have a poisonus flow, part Phython,
have you tembling sweating in your Nylon,
Your a Superbitch, just one touch of the Kryton,
will have this Kid Bloodier than a Tampon.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 13, 2015, 12:11:20
Tl;dr Bitch! Just cause I'm replying to your shit doesn't mean it's good!
Go cry to your mommy cause I got serious, you're in the wrong hood!

You can't beat me! I created the universe with my epic raps!
You can't be a deity! Cause you already would've fixed your crap!

Thinking your raps are worth reading? Sorry to crush your dreams, they're not!
Unlike you, a newbie, in a thousand rap battles I've fought!

I've emerged victorious countless times!
I can't be beat! Especially not by mimes!
Your raps, honestly, aren't worth a dime!

Take a chair and sit down son!
Watch the big Gs battle, learn!

The age limit here is 13 and above! (Not PG 13 XD)
Watch me punch you, wearing a glove! (Boxing glove)
Again, learn to rhyme
You know what? Fine!

It's better if I kill you and end your misery!
Or do you wanna go to the world of Disney?

Yo kiddo! I'll kick your arse out of this universe!
Now, take your car, put the gear to "reverse"! (And run)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: ParadoxRonin on July 13, 2015, 12:28:15
Tl;dr Bitch! Just cause I'm replying to your shit doesn't mean it's good!
Go cry to your mommy cause I got serious, you're in the wrong hood!

You can't beat me! I created the universe with my epic raps!
You can't be a deity! Cause you already would've fixed your crap!

Thinking your raps are worth reading? Sorry to crush your dreams, they're not!
Unlike you, a newbie, in a thousand rap battles I've fought!

I've emerged victorious countless times!
I can't be beat! Especially not by mimes!
Your raps, honestly, aren't worth a dime!

Take a chair and sit down son!
Watch the big Gs battle, learn!

The age limit here is 13 and above! (Not PG 13 XD)
Watch me punch you, wearing a glove! (Boxing glove)
Again, learn to rhyme
You know what? Fine!

It's better if I kill you and end your misery!
Or do you wanna go to the world of Disney?

Yo kiddo! I'll kick your arse out of this universe!
Now, take your car, put the gear to "reverse"! (And run)
Your whack raps, dawg your whole verse sound like a chorus,
Cuz you repeat the flow, Questioning me like a lost tourist,
Your skill is boring to me, lets state the facts, you need a dictionary...
To post ya raps, but you seem to have forgot the use of a cemetery...
I bury the lies, along with your cries cuz nigga this is a lyrical avalanche...
So Why you crossing my path, I over do shit like using a laser to kill ants,(get it XD)
Son lets be honest, you should pay homage, so nigga wheres the money,
You suppose to be a god, more like a clown,cuz boy you is funny.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 13, 2015, 13:46:23
You're right, I should bury you alive in the cemetery!
If I unleash my godly wrath on you, it'll be planetry!

You're the one who's lost kid, and you're starting to get annoying!
Don't worry I won't get serious, cause with fools, I love toying!

Imma just sit here, ignoring you, cause of your half ass raps!
I'd rather run around the universe for like 10000000(ten million) Laps!
Now son, time to go to your kiddy rhyming playschool! Here's a map!

Along the way, could you try to get a fucking flow?
Cause it's getting boring to listen to you, fucking hoe!

Now fucking nigga listen! It's time to bow to your lord!
I'm at the top nigga! Unlike you I ain't a fucking fraud!
Cause of my amazing rap, the whole universe will applaud!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on July 13, 2015, 13:59:00
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/k/killer/battle+rap+2_20572945.html
http://www.rappad.co/blueprints/51035

Paradox, you're a straight out lyric thief
Make your own raps and bars, bitch you're weak
Caught stealing now you're up shits creek
You're a peasant and shivraj is the chief

Kinda screwed now, quick skedaddle
Still in shits creek stuck with no paddle
Don't steal, get a life, be original
You're a corner store robber, we're individuals

Don't drop the mic when you can't drop your balls
Messing with Himitsu? pshh. Fools
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 13, 2015, 14:52:17
Every new guy that comes is a lyric thief *facepalm* seriously?! I'm disappointed in the Human race man!
Frauds.... frauds everywhere! You see that shit kids? That the fucking future! Unless we KILL THEM BEFORE THEY LAY EGGS!!!!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Leebz on July 13, 2015, 18:22:08
Everybody knows
This is a quote from Roy Jones
Small change doesn't mean that I own it
I never stated this, you used it so you could fit
In your repetitive stupid insult kit.

Rap con, you say?
Have you seen your slave reeve, on his name Shiv?
The only things he heave are "Fuck your bf and leave".
He's not up to weave, he doesn't even peeve.

Spate? No, it was no blow
It was only to show
That yo are their only pole
In this doomed war of foe.
You've got flow.

I don't try to be clever, I'm just serving this on tray.
Maybe from doing neigh your dogs will start being at least quay.
I don't know what will happen when this game will release, I will just simply role play.
I will fulfill any caprice. Will I care of what this clan will do in game? Nay.
But I can bet that you will get flay, no matter who in this battle is the prey. Trust me you will bray!

Like you have said: you are just dogs
You are waiting to shed, so you can get new togs
You will never understand what are those words.
"All for one and one for all" simply sends you in the children's wards.

Do you want to rise? You will not pass the god Janus,
Don't be surprised when he will advice to stop smell each other's anus.
We are the gods, we don't fall. Don't you see? Pure-bred, no jungle.
You'll never see us pall, you mortal mongrel.

Those rules are for a rhyme to happen
You can do your raps however you please
But not me, those that are high established this keys
Without which your raps would be completely forgotten.

I didn't wanna wreck a child up so bad, so I repeated, and told him to leave!
Looks like he doesn't wanna, what if you made a few changes? You're still a thief!
calling me a slave, thought you could get away? guess you still are a little bit naive!

Raps are about doing whatever the fuck you want! no rules, fuck the police!
Unlike your decreased rap skills, mine only increase, like I have the Golden Fleece! (Greek myth, you wanted to bring Janus up in this? k, now suffer my Knowledge of greek words, jk XD)
my raps are on target! bull's eye bitch, like they're fired by Apollo!
Your raps are acid, they burn everyone's eyes, they're(your raps) hollow!
I'm intelligent, I have knowledge! I know what I'm doing, like Athena
you can run, but you can't hide, I'm coming to kick your ass to Argentina!
I'm the Almighty, Like the King Of Gods, Zeus
I'll kick your ass, with my kung fu skills like Bruce (Lee)

Now son tell me, still wanna stand up to me?
just know, this ain't your turf, anyone will agree!
shidori,shidori please dont stand before
ill strike your ass with lighting
with my hand of glory
i know why your called hitmitsu you fucking fool
cause the Fang of the metal hit your whole crew
with these bars from heaven that lighting still shocking you
3-9-8 you might use
but i mastered at that art when i was 8 dude
go run to your mommy and daddy wait how about that thier all dudes
raised in a clan of gays aint that pretty lubed

when its time to battle you freeze inside
cause i smaked you with a hand of lighting all jokes aside
ill hit you with this firebar
and im not from the inferno
but i still got people on that side that will make you burn hoe

give me a s give me a h
oh wait thats to much cause i seen him yesterday shived right up vregs butt
(drops mic)
 
(http://media.giphy.com/media/qbAZ38vckAcik/giphy.gif)


Okay, for a start it's spelled Chidori.
Newbie wants to sit and listen to my story.
I slayed Kirishima in this topic with some heavy bars and flow.
if I was you I'd drop it because you just hit a new low.

You say Himitsu is full of men? We got about 3 girls.
Only Hazo has guys with fantasies about doing their own brother and share dick pics with one another.

ParadoxRonin you're out of your depths, your clan has no members to back you.
I look at your clan and get top keks because it's nothing original like my crew.

Does this guy know who he's facing? Stop faking, your clan's logo changes every day why bother replacing?
It's always going to look shit, especially with that rainbow you made. Looks like you're trying to enter the gay pride parade.




I read on to see if there is anything I could add from your battles with Shiv and Mars but seeing as you stole bars I won't even bother xD
Please, try to be original.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Kayleb on July 13, 2015, 18:58:18
This is getting heated today
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 14, 2015, 14:03:59
If anyone here wants to rap, make it original, thank you, this is to all the new people that will come/have come to this rap battle......
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Kayleb on July 14, 2015, 15:31:20
If anyone here wants to rap, make it original, thank you, this is to all the new people that will come/have come to this rap battle......

TALK YOUR SHIT SHIV
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on July 14, 2015, 15:48:15
OOOOOOOOOH KILLEM
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on July 15, 2015, 12:14:47
Hey bro, seriously, calm down,
Let's not fight, I have the crown!
We're all brothers, this is my town!

XD ily Kayleb <3 (and every himitsu member <3)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: ParadoxRonin on July 21, 2015, 04:48:49
Hey bro, seriously, calm down,
Let's not fight, I have the crown!
We're all brothers, this is my town!

XD ily Kayleb <3 (and every himitsu member <3)
i will bow down
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on August 06, 2015, 15:24:21
#IKilledIt! xD Seriously? no one? Come on! @Konohuro @Kai
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: jcryer on August 07, 2015, 22:49:56
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: BradSpecs on March 05, 2016, 14:55:20
Been a long time since I've been on this site, but this seems like fun. Defiantly my type of party.

Anyone?
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Itsuki00 on March 05, 2016, 19:51:34
#IKilledIt! xD Seriously? no one? Come on! @Konohuro @Kai
dude you rap like crapp,you didnt get any clapp,when you see the kill yourself button,please tapp.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Fraudulent on March 05, 2016, 20:20:46
#IKilledIt! xD Seriously? no one? Come on! @Konohuro @Kai
dude you rap like crapp,you didnt get any clapp,when you see the kill yourself button,please tapp.
You're weak - and you're fragile, the name's 'Child' - I spit bars and I'm agile.
Your bars are hot, but my bars are fire, I'll roast your clan harder than Madara.

You think you're sick but you're not - I fucked your wife in the parking lot. Now accept that I'm the best, because next week I'll ace the history test. So I suggest that you sit down and take my aloe vera - it's necessary that you take a rest.

Sick = London slang for 'cool' or 'good'.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Yamasukage on March 05, 2016, 20:39:34
#IKilledIt! xD Seriously? no one? Come on! @Konohuro @Kai
dude you rap like crapp,you didnt get any clapp,when you see the kill yourself button,please tapp.
You're weak - and you're fragile, the name's 'Child' - I spit bars and I'm agile.
Your bars are hot, but my bars are fire, I'll roast your clan harder than Madara.

You think you're sick but you're not - I fucked your wife in the parking lot. Now accept that I'm the best, because next week I'll ace the history test. So I suggest that you sit down and take my aloe vera - it's necessary that you take a rest.

Sick = London slang for 'cool' or 'good'.


Ooooooooooooooooooh \('o')/
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Migi-San on March 05, 2016, 21:14:22
Please no one here can take me on
yeah so what i'm late but i'm still the don
you guys think you're ninja you're so damn wrong
Try and live a shinobi life that's already gone
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Fraudulent on March 05, 2016, 21:24:27
You're so damn simple you make me chuckle, I don't need the belt to hit you - I just need the buckle.
If you think you can beat the emperor then you're just stupid. I shoot more arrows in a blink than in a life-time did Cupid.

Try me and die - you're already gone, when I look at my win-streak it turns me on.
I get bare stacks and you get no money, and when you're looking away I'm like the God of bee's - cause your girl's always licking on my honey.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Migi-San on March 05, 2016, 21:29:54
You're so damn simple you make me chuckle, I don't need the belt to hit you - I just need the buckle.
If you think you can beat the emperor then you're just stupid. I shoot more arrows in a blink than in a life-time did Cupid.

Try me and die - you're already gone, when I look at my win-streak it turns me on.
I get bare stacks and you get no money, and when you're looking away I'm like the God of bee's - cause your girl's always licking on my honey.
lol i cant compete XD #rekt
thought i'd give it a go XD
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Fraudulent on March 05, 2016, 21:32:12
You're so damn simple you make me chuckle, I don't need the belt to hit you - I just need the buckle.
If you think you can beat the emperor then you're just stupid. I shoot more arrows in a blink than in a life-time did Cupid.

Try me and die - you're already gone, when I look at my win-streak it turns me on.
I get bare stacks and you get no money, and when you're looking away I'm like the God of bee's - cause your girl's always licking on my honey.
lol i cant compete XD #rekt
thought i'd give it a go XD
Ha don't worry. I'm only doing this for fun. I've always like rap so this is interesting competition.
Don't give up :).
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Kamashe on March 05, 2016, 21:44:20
You're so damn simple you make me chuckle, I don't need the belt to hit you - I just need the buckle.
If you think you can beat the emperor then you're just stupid. I shoot more arrows in a blink than in a life-time did Cupid.

Try me and die - you're already gone, when I look at my win-streak it turns me on.
I get bare stacks and you get no money, and when you're looking away I'm like the God of bee's - cause your girl's always licking on my honey.
lol i cant compete XD #rekt
thought i'd give it a go XD
Ha don't worry. I'm only doing this for fun. I've always like rap so this is interesting competition.
Don't give up :).

How can i give up when i dream of going down,emperor no one wants you to stick around.
your raps make me sick but im better with the flu, id rather be half dead then have to listen to you.

and you are in the way but i cant see why, why didn't you just go in that corner and cry
your whole life is a lie and im about to end it, emperor, abuser - i hope your not offended

(just4fun, no trouble :)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Fraudulent on March 05, 2016, 21:52:21
Quote
How can i give up when i dream of going down,emperor you are still just a clown.
your raps make me sick but im better with the flu, id rather be half dead then have to listen to you.

and you are in the way but i cant see why, why didn't you just go in that corner and cry
your whole life is a lie and im about to end it, emperor, abuser - i hope your not offended

(just4fun, no trouble :)

What's this, finally a good contender? Oh its Kamashe - hopefully I don't offend her.
You're merely a child with an attitude that sucks. If I see you homeless, I'd rather feed the ducks.
I am the emperor and I am the best, please don't bother me - you're the equivalent to a side-quest.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Kamashe on March 05, 2016, 22:00:12
You're so damn simple you make me chuckle, I don't need the belt to hit you - I just need the buckle.
If you think you can beat the emperor then you're just stupid. I shoot more arrows in a blink than in a life-time did Cupid.

Try me and die - you're already gone, when I look at my win-streak it turns me on.
I get bare stacks and you get no money, and when you're looking away I'm like the God of bee's - cause your girl's always licking on my honey.
lol i cant compete XD #rekt
thought i'd give it a go XD
Ha don't worry. I'm only doing this for fun. I've always like rap so this is interesting competition.
Don't give up :).

How can i give up when i dream of going down,emperor you are still just a clown.
your raps make me sick but im better with the flu, id rather be half dead then have to listen to you.

and you are in the way but i cant see why, why didn't you just go in that corner and cry
your whole life is a lie and im about to end it, emperor, abuser - i hope your not offended

(just4fun, no trouble :)
What's this, finally a good contender? Oh its Kamashe - hopefully I don't offend her.
You're just a child and your attitude sucks. If I see you homeless, I'd rather feed the ducks.
I am the emperor and I am the best, please don't bother me - you're the equivalent to a side-quest.
its time to put you in your place but id rather tie my shoes. i think your raps are pretty good but youre still gonna lose
calling me a girl you'd better think twice.. the only reason youre still rapping is because im nice

Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Fraudulent on March 05, 2016, 22:11:20
its time to put you in your place but id rather tie my shoes. i think your raps are pretty good but youre still gonna lose
calling me a girl you'd better think twice.. the only reason youre still rapping is because im nice

Because you're nice? Hah you're funny. Here, take these tissues, you're so scared your nose is starting to get runny.
You can't compete son, I'm like the head and you're the neck. Attempting to diss me will only get you thrown off the deck.

Why does it take you so long to see? That I am someone you can only dream to be?
The difference between us, is I get parental affection. You have school on Monday - and you're in detention.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Kamashe on March 05, 2016, 22:45:07
its time to put you in your place but id rather tie my shoes. i think your raps are pretty good but youre still gonna lose
calling me a girl you'd better think twice.. the only reason youre still rapping is because im nice

Because you're nice? Hah you're funny. Here, take these tissues, you're so scared your nose is starting to get runny.
You can't compete son, I'm like the head and you're the neck. Attempting to diss me will only get you thrown off the deck.

Why does it take you so long to see? That I am someone you can only dream to be?
The difference between us, is I get parental affection. You have school on Monday - and you're in detention.
u win
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on March 06, 2016, 01:29:48
I'm a 14 year old white boy, I was born for this
I have a nap through your raps, are you taking the piss
I get good grades and I focus in school
Gun's, that's not fun, getting A's is cool


Snap to reality, this is rap battles
Herding you all around like cattle
Counting sheep looking at the moon bruh,
Dreaming all night, it's lit, it's lunar
All you done with your girl is spoon her
Get outta here you damn fucking tumor

Though abuser, who's the loser
Think you'll win Is this a drunken stupour
You act as what you never have future
Shot city, guess who's the real shooter

Giving people detention acting like the principal
You're a rubber duck and I'm unsinkable
I'll do everything to you, even the unthinkable
You're an imbecille for doubting I'm invincible

Biology GCSE's, if you're looking for a bursary
Just remember you're a consumer and I am the tertiary
When you were younger, I bet your father molested you
Would have been so nice if your mother had digested you
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Fraudulent on March 06, 2016, 02:16:10
I'm a 14 year old white boy, I was born for this
I have a nap through your raps, are you taking the piss
I get good grades and I focus in school
Gun's, that's not fun, getting A's is cool


Snap to reality, this is rap battles
Herding you all around like cattle
Counting sheep looking at the moon bruh,
Dreaming all night, it's lit, it's lunar
All you done with your girl is spoon her
Get outta here you damn fucking tumor

Though abuser, who's the loser
Think you'll win Is this a drunken stupour
You act as what you never have future
Shot city, guess who's the real shooter

Giving people detention acting like the principal
You're a rubber duck and I'm unsinkable
I'll do everything to you, even the unthinkable
You're an imbecille for doubting I'm invincible

Biology GCSE's, if you're looking for a bursary
Just remember you're a consumer and I am the tertiary
When you were younger, I bet your father molested you
Would have been so nice if your mother had digested you

Okay. Now Mars, this is getting personal
Your mother should have spat you faster than I did this verse ya'know?
But its fine, I forgive the small walking surprises
I swear you and your little sister Joe are just minions in disguises

Snap to reality? My friend you must be in a genjutsu
In this community you're more of a clown than Vreg with a pink tutu   (NO DISS FAM CHILL, PLS NO BAN)
I simply am the best, it just takes time for you to understand
You need me to guide you through life - here, I'll hold your hand

You're like a walk in the park
Something I'll munch for breakfast, or a snack I'd consume in the dark
Too easy to handle, not even worth killing
When you attempt a troll on me, you really don't know what you're dealing

My GCSE's are coming, and I have a good success rate
Just because you foretold your failure in a few years, doesn't mean I deserve hate
I pass every exam without having to revise
That's called a strong brain - no lies

Alright boy, this rap came to an end
My offense was too good and you couldn't defend
Now check your Skype b
For all the gay messages that I will send.

Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on March 06, 2016, 11:46:20
Abuser, you sure that is your name?
I see, you're already bathing in fame.
Not sure why though, your raps are lame.

Haven't rapped in a while, but now I'm back.
Go home kid, fast, just pack your backpack.

Shouldn't have tried to diss my bro mars.
Not like you could anyway, with those bars.

tell me, what's up with you dissing Joe?
Do you think this is some kind of show?
You can't get away with going that low.

Ready to dance with the devil?
Fighting me? You're below my level.

You're not worth wasting my time to write this rap.
I should probably just go and take a long nap.

Is your pride crushed yet?
To me, you're no threat.
You should be in my debt,
I didn't make you my pet.

(Couldn't really diss you cause you gave me no content >.<, will be waiting for more :3. Wasn't really as good as I expected from myself, but meh, I'll be back soon x3)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on March 06, 2016, 11:49:19
Vreg in a tutu? I think you misunderstand
That shit is sexy, agree or you'll be banned
Think you're a big shot, I'll leave you in the sand
Child, this is my turf, this is my land

Greed of the Yugure, I guess you're always taking
To me you're just a girl, get back to your baking
An emporer, you compare yourself to Ceaser
Your dicks so small you gotta jerk off with tweezers
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Fraudulent on March 06, 2016, 15:36:20
Vreg in a tutu? I think you misunderstand
That shit is sexy, agree or you'll be banned
Think you're a big shot, I'll leave you in the sand
Child, this is my turf, this is my land

Greed of the Yugure, I guess you're always taking
To me you're just a girl, get back to your baking
An emporer, you compare yourself to Ceaser
Your dicks so small you gotta jerk off with tweezers
I'm sorry to tell you, but your rapping is weak
It reflects your shinobi skills and I think it's help you should seek
Leave me in the sand? For someone so small and you talk so big
If I'm a tree, to me you're just a twig
First I thought your avvy was bad - then I saw your sig

How many time do I have to say, I am the emperor and I cannot be beaten
If you keep being lairy then for lunch you will be eaten

You might be a planet, and you might be Mars
But nobody can take me on, not even the stars

Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Itsuki00 on March 06, 2016, 17:38:35
To much losers on one site,they'r scared of a fight,don't know how to rap,il teach them to fight,and not to bitch slapp. They think they are cool,beacause they jerk on Madara,stupid fools,they aint nev'a gonna use there tools. This is it,i said it all,don't fly high,beacuse im gona make you fall!!
Im born for this :3 ^^
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on March 06, 2016, 18:45:24
Losers? You sure about that?
Learn to diss, you cocky brat.

Hope you're ready for the storm you brought on yourself maggot,
should have known who you're fighting, now you are dead, faggot.

I'm ready for a fight any time of the day.
You scared? Did mommy not allow you to play?(play as in fight)
Now, now, no need to cry, be a good boy and stay.
Child protagonists? Real life doesn't have such clichés.

You accusing me of being a madara fanboy?
I suggest you sit down, and get schooled.
You know, you're really starting to annoy.
Learn your place, don't think you have me fooled.

You're just a little boy who thinks he's cool,
learn from the Gs, and stop being a fool.
Don't make me angry, or else I'll be cruel.

I'm not gonna bother wasting my time on the likes of you.
I won't need to continue this, cause I can already see you're stew.

I hope you're having fun in this storm,
You're not worth,
for the sloth to show his real form.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Ken on March 06, 2016, 18:59:09
Losers? You sure about that?
Learn to diss, you cocky brat.

Hope you're ready for the storm you brought on yourself maggot,
should have known who you're fighting, now you are dead, faggot.

I'm ready for a fight any time of the day.
You scared? Did mommy not allow you to play?(play as in fight)
Now, now, no need to cry, be a good boy and stay.
Child protagonists? Real life doesn't have such clichés.

You accusing me of being a madara fanboy?
I suggest you sit down, and get schooled.
You know, you're really starting to annoy.
Learn your place, don't think you have me fooled.

You're just a little boy who thinks he's cool,
learn from the Gs, and stop being a fool.
Don't make me angry, or else I'll be cruel.

I'm not gonna bother wasting my time on the likes of you.
I won't need to continue this, cause I can already see you're stew.

I hope you're having fun in this storm,
You're not worth,
for the sloth to show his real form.
(http://i.imgur.com/RuxH80C.gif)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Doylo Bushida on March 06, 2016, 19:07:10
Losers? You sure about that?
Learn to diss, you cocky brat.

Hope you're ready for the storm you brought on yourself maggot,
should have known who you're fighting, now you are dead, faggot.

I'm ready for a fight any time of the day.
You scared? Did mommy not allow you to play?(play as in fight)
Now, now, no need to cry, be a good boy and stay.
Child protagonists? Real life doesn't have such clichés.

You accusing me of being a madara fanboy?
I suggest you sit down, and get schooled.
You know, you're really starting to annoy.
Learn your place, don't think you have me fooled.

You're just a little boy who thinks he's cool,
learn from the Gs, and stop being a fool.
Don't make me angry, or else I'll be cruel.

I'm not gonna bother wasting my time on the likes of you.
I won't need to continue this, cause I can already see you're stew.

I hope you're having fun in this storm,
You're not worth,
for the sloth to show his real form.
(http://i.imgur.com/RuxH80C.gif)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Itsuki00 on March 09, 2016, 10:20:59
Losers? You sure about that?
Learn to diss, you cocky brat.

Hope you're ready for the storm you brought on yourself maggot,
should have known who you're fighting, now you are dead, faggot.

I'm ready for a fight any time of the day.
You scared? Did mommy not allow you to play?(play as in fight)
Now, now, no need to cry, be a good boy and stay.
Child protagonists? Real life doesn't have such clichés.

You accusing me of being a madara fanboy?
I suggest you sit down, and get schooled.
You know, you're really starting to annoy.
Learn your place, don't think you have me fooled.

You're just a little boy who thinks he's cool,
learn from the Gs, and stop being a fool.
Don't make me angry, or else I'll be cruel.

I'm not gonna bother wasting my time on the likes of you.
I won't need to continue this, cause I can already see you're stew.

I hope you're having fun in this storm,
You're not worth,
for the sloth to show his real form.
You calling me a kid? And you still piss in your bed!? Don't get me mad,cause your gona feel sad. I could teach you about life,cause your to stupid to know,it aint about the words,Its about the show, are you asking now yourself ,, gosh i am dum' " you bitch ass cunt don't know how to have fun. Now go home,cry and be stupid there,i put you to the ground,and this is the Last round! I told you this once,and li say it again, go f*ck yourself cause you don't know how to play the game!!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on March 09, 2016, 10:59:25
Boy, stop having daydreams,
those were your own bed sheets,
All I hear from you are screams,
Get ready for these sick beats.

Again, cursing ain't gonna make you look cool kid.
The curses you're spitting aren't disses, so shut your lid.

Too stupid to know about life, you say?
ain't about the words? you stupid? nay,
it seems you're more than that, I pray
for your brain, did you throw it away?
you're too primitive to talk to me, kay?
time to roast you, come on, make way.

All you can teach is how to be a retard.
I hope you're ready to get really charred.
I'm gonna cook you good, then discard (of you)
You're too salty to eat, you fucktard.

Learn to spell, or are you too disabled for that?
I don't want to break your pride, so run away brat.
before you annoy me to the point of no chat, (not talking anymore, you get me)
I pull out my gun and make your head go splat.

Did you know, rhyming is a crucial part of rapping!
tell me, did you type those lyrics while you were crapping?
now, the hole you call your mouth, I'll get to capping!

Don't make the Sloth angry,
you're not worth the time, frankly
here kid, have some candy,
now go away, you lamprey.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on March 09, 2016, 11:20:22
"frankly"... -.-
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on March 09, 2016, 11:30:47
"frankly"... -.-
what did frank ever do to you? hmm? you're always annoyed when someone uses tbf or frankly etc. ....
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: America on March 09, 2016, 17:18:48
ITT: cancer

but I'm not a dancer........


???????????????????
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Itsuki00 on March 09, 2016, 20:24:13
Boy, stop having daydreams,
those were your own bed sheets,
All I hear from you are screams,
Get ready for these sick beats.

Again, cursing ain't gonna make you look cool kid.
The curses you're spitting aren't disses, so shut your lid.

Too stupid to know about life, you say?
ain't about the words? you stupid? nay,
it seems you're more than that, I pray
for your brain, did you throw it away?
you're too primitive to talk to me, kay?
time to roast you, come on, make way.

All you can teach is how to be a retard.
I hope you're ready to get really charred.
I'm gonna cook you good, then discard (of you)
You're too salty to eat, you fucktard.

Learn to spell, or are you too disabled for that?
I don't want to break your pride, so run away brat.
before you annoy me to the point of no chat, (not talking anymore, you get me)
I pull out my gun and make your head go splat.

Did you know, rhyming is a crucial part of rapping!
tell me, did you type those lyrics while you were crapping?
now, the hole you call your mouth, I'll get to capping!

Don't make the Sloth angry,
you're not worth the time, frankly
here kid, have some candy,
now go away, you lamprey.
your rhymes are so lame,bad and boring,for really dude,who are you trolling? Your time is up, even know it never started, i feel sorry for you , wait,i just farted. Why cant you see that your just a little mouse to me, ME you CANT beat,you can only bow and kiss my feet, i don't know what else to say,and not make you cry, When you see your mommy,tell her Itsuki said HI!

Don't take anything personal th'o, Its just a rap battle xd @Shivraj
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on March 10, 2016, 04:43:24
Don't look at me, Mars is the one who trolls
My raps are sick, you know it, that's how I roll,

Your raps kill more people than the Black Death
Bro, you need some help? You high on some meth?

Cause your raps are utter nonsense, fam
The "skill" you're so proud of, is a sham,
Ain't gonna waste time on your shit, scram.

Wake up boy, it is time to face reality
you're nothing but an ant to me, brutality,
better run, before I crush you, fatality!

My raps are boring? Why didn't you become jester?
I'm sparing you kid, I might stop this nice gesture
if you keep on annoying me, go away, don't pester.

That's it, this is the end of the line for you,
good job, you annoyed me, seems your one of the few
who can manage to do this, time to chew
you and spit you out, so annoying, who knew
I might just kill you fast just cause you're new
now, I might overlook this if you run, true
you still have a chance to live, so run, shoo.

"I just farted" wtf?
you're raps realllllllly suck...
you messed with me, bad luck
to me, you're a pile of muck.

Look, I'm really not in the mood for barbecue so
I'll make this quick, if you mess with me, I'm gonna show
you who's the boss, I'll kick your ass to andromeda, whoa
I'm not gonna waste my time noticing you now though
I'm not your senpai so stop making me notice you, oh
wait, tell me kid, I can murder you any time, did you know?

Again, kid with your dreams, gee
you CAN'T make me cry, you flea
I'm an adult, unlike you, see?

you're a thousand years too young to take me on,
I'll let you go this time, better not come back, fawn. (young dear)

srsly though, you're starting to annoy me now with your raps
you think they're cool, it's your opinion, but really, they're crap
there's a huge gap between our skill, you can't cover this gap
you're too crappy, it's true, so go to your room and take a nap,
don't pay attention to what's going on around you, ok chap?
Might just be able to get rid of you forever, yes perhaps....
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Itsuki00 on March 10, 2016, 20:34:52
Are you that stupid? Or you just didnt realize yet,this is a rap battle,not ,,who writes more words" tournament. Please stop writing rhymes,cause they really suck,better feed your cow,and then go to fuck. if i would you ( which im not Thank god) i would pay a whore,cause thats the only way you Will ever see the ,, whole ". Don't cry now,you aint just a noob,your one of the rares,that wont ever see a boob. I hope you realize how lame are you,and not to mention you rhymes too. From the sky,i putted you to the ground,surrender now,or your gonna face the underground.
Im born for thiss mann :D
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on March 10, 2016, 21:32:42
Are you that stupid? Or you just didnt realize yet,this is a rap battle,not ,,who writes more words" tournament. Please stop writing rhymes,cause they really suck,better feed your cow,and then go to fuck. if i would you ( which im not Thank god) i would pay a whore,cause thats the only way you Will ever see the ,, whole ". Don't cry now,you aint just a noob,your one of the rares,that wont ever see a boob. I hope you realize how lame are you,and not to mention you rhymes too. From the sky,i putted you to the ground,surrender now,or your gonna face the underground.
Im born for thiss mann :D
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/018/489/nick-young-confused-face-300x256_nqlyaa.png)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: NinjaMirage on March 10, 2016, 21:38:00
you both are ignerant swearing and dissing
Listen up, Life is long, let me show you what you're missing
Life is about Intimacy knowledge and wisdom
Know your enemy, love your friend, Go out -------live some.

Git down at a club pick up a chick get know her.
Love Respect Lisson and support her
Be generous kind but stay away from the fur
Spend nights only with her or her wrath you'll incur

get a hobby other then rap its not your forte'
Life is full of opportunities for men made of clay
this is my final thought on the subject
I suck at rap too, so you just read and reflect.



Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: json243 on March 11, 2016, 01:08:21
I swear you all suck so shut the fuck up
*drops mic*
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on March 11, 2016, 06:11:20
There's a limit to blindness, you've crossed it
Such disses man, they hurt really bad, oh shit
they don't... you're not good at rapping, so quit

It does matter how many words you type in,
you won't understand anyway, I'm gonna win
if you think a paragraph of shit can begin
to make me lose, you're wrong, it's time to end it, fin

I'm not even gonna bother making you understand how to rap,  (cause rhyming is what makes rapping rapping and not just insulting someone idiot)
it's going over your head anyway, and my skills you can't even tap....

Again, if you're rapping in english make sure your english is understandable,
Now, if you're just gonna talk non sense I suggest you screw shut your mandible.

to both itsuki and cmsurfer.

I'm done putting up with your shitty raps -.- xP
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Itsuki00 on March 11, 2016, 10:04:47
There's a limit to blindness, you've crossed it
Such disses man, they hurt really bad, oh shit
they don't... you're not good at rapping, so quit

It does matter how many words you type in,
you won't understand anyway, I'm gonna win
if you think a paragraph of shit can begin
to make me lose, you're wrong, it's time to end it, fin

I'm not even gonna bother making you understand how to rap,  (cause rhyming is what makes rapping rapping and not just insulting someone idiot)
it's going over your head anyway, and my skills you can't even tap....

Again, if you're rapping in english make sure your english is understandable,
Now, if you're just gonna talk non sense I suggest you screw shut your mandible.

to both itsuki and cmsurfer.

I'm done putting up with your shitty raps -.- xP
Ahahahahahah im done to. Nice battle,everything i said ofc. I don't mean it,i don't even know anyone of you,Its just the way i do a rap battle,insult yeah Its my thing, don't take anything of it personal,and my first laungage isnt english,so i do spell bad. But im not that shitty th'o xD
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on March 11, 2016, 10:37:29
There's a limit to blindness, you've crossed it
Such disses man, they hurt really bad, oh shit
they don't... you're not good at rapping, so quit

It does matter how many words you type in,
you won't understand anyway, I'm gonna win
if you think a paragraph of shit can begin
to make me lose, you're wrong, it's time to end it, fin

I'm not even gonna bother making you understand how to rap,  (cause rhyming is what makes rapping rapping and not just insulting someone idiot)
it's going over your head anyway, and my skills you can't even tap....

Again, if you're rapping in english make sure your english is understandable,
Now, if you're just gonna talk non sense I suggest you screw shut your mandible.

to both itsuki and cmsurfer.

I'm done putting up with your shitty raps -.- xP
Ahahahahahah im done to. Nice battle,everything i said ofc. I don't mean it,i don't even know anyone of you,Its just the way i do a rap battle,insult yeah Its my thing, don't take anything of it personal,and my first laungage isnt english,so i do spell bad. But im not that shitty th'o xD
yh, I hope you don't take anything I say in raps personal >.<
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Itsuki00 on March 11, 2016, 21:23:35
There's a limit to blindness, you've crossed it
Such disses man, they hurt really bad, oh shit
they don't... you're not good at rapping, so quit

It does matter how many words you type in,
you won't understand anyway, I'm gonna win
if you think a paragraph of shit can begin
to make me lose, you're wrong, it's time to end it, fin

I'm not even gonna bother making you understand how to rap,  (cause rhyming is what makes rapping rapping and not just insulting someone idiot)
it's going over your head anyway, and my skills you can't even tap....

Again, if you're rapping in english make sure your english is understandable,
Now, if you're just gonna talk non sense I suggest you screw shut your mandible.

to both itsuki and cmsurfer.

I'm done putting up with your shitty raps -.- xP
Ahahahahahah im done to. Nice battle,everything i said ofc. I don't mean it,i don't even know anyone of you,Its just the way i do a rap battle,insult yeah Its my thing, don't take anything of it personal,and my first laungage isnt english,so i do spell bad. But im not that shitty th'o xD
yh, I hope you don't take anything I say in raps personal >.<
of course not,i know how cool i am xd :P
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on September 04, 2016, 00:48:57
5th gen scum named mamoudou
leader of the trash called nanatsu
you noob fifths are all the same
only take rookies from in game

I swear, man, every fifth is weak
I'll put you down like drake beat meek
you walk around like the you're shit
your posts a day nears to your losing streak
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Manuster on September 06, 2016, 11:12:18
Every new guy that comes is a lyric thief *facepalm* seriously?! I'm disappointed in the Human race man!
Frauds.... frauds everywhere! You see that shit kids? That the fucking future! Unless we KILL THEM BEFORE THEY LAY EGGS!!!!

Wow...you've...changed O.o

@Shivraj
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Tsunayoshi on September 13, 2016, 20:49:17
@Cacat cu lapte stand up.


Cacat cu lapte, wtf does that even mean?
Dick Sucker
It's funny how you got banned by the pimp himself, but you still back for some more dick in the butt?

Cacat cu lapte = Sucking dick much heh.

I'm not even a rapper
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Cacat cu lapte on September 14, 2016, 05:36:19
You kids use the word dick too much. Do you even know what it means? Its that thing you used to get stuffed into your asses but that wierd uncle of urs when u were little.
Now more chit chat now, go and suck the dick of ur fkn pimp.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Tsunayoshi on September 14, 2016, 06:28:51
You be tryin to do a rap when you can't even rhyme a dime
homie gtf outta here, I don't know who you are and I dont want to know
Who are you, btw? Some dick thinking he cool, and when we ask how
he'll go retard up in this
BITCH!!!!!!
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Cacat cu lapte on September 14, 2016, 06:31:38
You teared me apart, I'm speechless. You're really stupid.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Tsunayoshi on September 14, 2016, 06:32:49
You teared me apart, I'm speechless. You're really stupid.
Quote
I don't like fools
What a coincidence, I don't neither.

Pretty much the only reason I dont like you.

Your fate was sealed when you messed with Sanji
u talk about trash? i know one thing about trash,the trash where u remove shit in it like you,my mouth is clean i was just kissing an hot teen girl,and where was you?
you were sucking old women pussy she did not cut her pussy hair for 30 years,*drop the mic*
you wann do more? hit me in messages.
(http://imgur.com/7cUekim.png)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Cacat cu lapte on September 14, 2016, 07:22:20
Lol you're really retarded, messing with sanji? Hes just a cheeky cunt lmao. And you are his stupid gay pawn. Nuff said.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Konohuro on September 14, 2016, 12:17:01
Is this even rap? Or your just adding random insults to each other?
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: NinjaMirage on September 14, 2016, 12:18:54
Is this even rap? Or your just adding random insults to each other?

I thought that's what rap was now???
It was a form of poetry now it's just...
This-

You teared me apart, I'm speechless. You're really stupid.
Quote
I don't like fools
What a coincidence, I don't neither.

Pretty much the only reason I dont like you.

Your fate was sealed when you messed with Sanji
u talk about trash? i know one thing about trash,the trash where u remove shit in it like you,my mouth is clean i was just kissing an hot teen girl,and where was you?
you were sucking old women pussy she did not cut her pussy hair for 30 years,*drop the mic*
you wann do more? hit me in messages.
(http://imgur.com/7cUekim.png)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Tsunayoshi on September 14, 2016, 14:06:21
Welcome to the new gen of Rap, enjoy or gtfo lel.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on September 14, 2016, 15:50:52
Ah, look who is out on the road,
Didn't notice, cause I was so bored
Your "raps" are just a bunch of insults,
Who are you trying to goad?

Guess this new gen of rapping is as rotten
as the fifth gen, whose actions aren't forgotten,
Oh, how stupid your behavior has gotten!

Don't give attention to a troll,
Get your actions under control,
Or else he'll take you for a roll,
Down into the rabbit hole.

If you want to rap, put some effort in
Half-baked raps aren't gonna make you win,
Your raps are so bad that it's a sin.
Better learn from all of this. FIN.

^just something I came up with in 5-7 minutes, :P, but yeah, describes what I wanna say pretty well. (pretty short, but I'm out of practice, plus not much to base it on, sorry)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: juniorra on September 14, 2016, 16:30:00
Everybody look
Rap stands for rhythm and poetry
But as it is know none of you got rhythm nor poetry
You know is a fact that non of you can rap
Why don't you just do trap and spit weak bars just like that
I don't usually diss sissy's but fuck it
Temptations be telling me end this lil bitchies
My flows gone convulse y'all minds
With every rhyme
Even if it take time
I still doubt that any of you write your own lines
So go back and write something and stop rehearsing and reversing each others lines
Everything y'all said i wrote it, its mine
Man frack it y'all a bunch of copy cats
If I go on with this fire I'ma get diagnosed with terrets...
(Took me about 3 min)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Manuster on September 14, 2016, 17:18:58

Guess this new gen of rapping is as rotten
as the fifth gen, whose actions aren't forgotten,
Oh, how stupid your behavior has gotten!


Are you calling us out?!?!?! WE WILL DESTROY YOU.

@RaphoZentel
@cmsurfer
@Yamasukage
@Zama
@waly206
@Tsunayoshi
@Toratsume Nyshn
@SpeakingRain
@Whatasnipe
@DarthTyrael
@Mercury
@mamoudou52404
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on September 14, 2016, 17:24:12
my name is mars and i may be cancer
but romanshu is a faggot thread necromancer
tsunayoshi just leave you rat
go back to the temple and worship Batt

you say your clan's the best, but really is that true
almost any other org has more members than you
tsuna and mamou are trash if im not mistaken
you just fail and you'll never join yaiken

shiv ur raps are weak ill leave you in the dust
your trash technique and your everlasting rust
manu you can't deny how you fifth gens suck
yea we have some cancer, you have a whole truck
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Cacat cu lapte on September 14, 2016, 18:11:19
Im not a rapper. And I never necro posted, get your facts straight fag
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on September 14, 2016, 19:17:53
Okay.
Are you oldies and the goldies
done with your bars so mouldy
Which burn my eyes
Every time I stop by.

"5th gen is rotten"
"5th gen is trash"
Better erase those thoughts
from your memory cache.

We might be newbies
must have made a lot of mess.
but not everyone's a genius
Running SLO on 3FPS.

We might sound shitty
hindrance to human progress.
but we ain't no kitty
dropping bars so cancerous.

Respect can't be demanded,
It needs to be commanded.
We gotta come a long way,
before we can say that we earned it.

So let us hope as we cope,
with the blows that you throw
As we work to become
even Better than you chums

And then a day should come
when you stop calling us scum.
umm... da Dee dum dum
come rek my bum

:3
Spoiler: show
with due respect to all the four older gens. Y'all are so cool. But pls no call us trash. It shatters my heart. ;_;



Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Tsunayoshi on September 14, 2016, 19:34:54
git rekt, omfg.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Ghost0000 on September 14, 2016, 20:53:47
Okay.
Are you oldies and the goldies
done with your bars so mouldy
Which burn my eyes
Every time I stop by.

"5th gen is rotten"
"5th gen is trash"
Better erase those thoughts
from your memory cache.

We might be newbies
must have made a lot of mess.
but not everyone's a genius
Running SLO on 3FPS.

We might sound shitty
hindrance to human progress.
but we ain't no kitty
dropping bars so cancerous.

Respect can't be demanded,
It needs to be commanded.
We gotta come a long way,
before we can say that we earned it.

So let us hope as we cope,
with the blows that you throw
As we work to become
even Better than you chums

And then a day should come
when you stop calling us scum.
umm... da Dee dum dum
come rek my bum

:3
Spoiler: show
with due respect to all the four older gens. Y'all are so cool. But pls no call us trash. It shatters my heart. ;_;




you go boyy nice
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Fraudulent on September 14, 2016, 21:35:44
Lool man, 5th gen is trash and that's the truth
Any gen can slap you once or twice just to show the youth
Most of you are simple-minded clowns with nothing for a brain
You'll always be amateur, no matter how much you train
I'm starting to get irritated that you're still promoting such a dead gen
Now get outta' here shrimps, I'm only gonna count to ten
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Tsunayoshi on September 14, 2016, 21:36:57
Sorry I'm not gonna rap but..

Snoop you do know the average BR is challenging for you?
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Fraudulent on September 14, 2016, 21:38:24
Sorry I'm not gonna rap but..

Snoop you do know the average BR is challenging for you?
Yes, because I've only ever been in-game around 5 times and I don't particularly care about my personal skill in the game at this point in time. So losing to a BR doesn't really affect me, but thanks for pointing that out.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Tsunayoshi on September 14, 2016, 21:39:29
Like, every Fifth gen destroys you man. Should rap about something else than skills
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Fraudulent on September 14, 2016, 21:40:18
Like, every Fifth gen destroys you man. Should rap about something else than skills
"Destroys" is an overstatement lool. And it's also incorrect since I've only played one or two clowns from your gen.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Sanji on September 14, 2016, 22:10:46
Im not a rapper. And I never necro posted, get your facts straight fag
every post you do,i see cancer in it,if u have a heart leave the forum with you're honor,or leave it with out honor,you pick and i will take a step.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Leebz on September 14, 2016, 22:21:04
Okay.
Are you oldies and the goldies
done with your bars so mouldy
Which burn my eyes
Every time I stop by.

"5th gen is rotten"
"5th gen is trash"
Better erase those thoughts
from your memory cache.

We might be newbies
must have made a lot of mess.
but not everyone's a genius
Running SLO on 3FPS.

We might sound shitty
hindrance to human progress.
but we ain't no kitty
dropping bars so cancerous.

Respect can't be demanded,
It needs to be commanded.
We gotta come a long way,
before we can say that we earned it.

So let us hope as we cope,
with the blows that you throw
As we work to become
even Better than you chums

And then a day should come
when you stop calling us scum.
umm... da Dee dum dum
come rek my bum

:3
Spoiler: show
with due respect to all the four older gens. Y'all are so cool. But pls no call us trash. It shatters my heart. ;_;





The Toratsume, what is this joke?
The real Tora is here, to make you choke.
You think you can face the real tiger?
Tell me, do you have them standing beside ya?
Didn't think so, hoe. You're nothing but a sloppy joe, a complete mess.
firing shots at you, so you better have a bulletproof vest.
Who's next? Try and take me on but your clan is nothing but flaky, son.
Himitsu has run these forums for a very long time. Taiga is too much of a boss to let it die.
we have more members than you'll ever get. I'd tell you what Himitsu means, but it's a secret.
Toratsume means pussy, quite literarily. I didn't mean to come off as pushy, quite a hit on you really.
So if you think you can come back from this, you're mistaken but try and take on the beast that you have awaken.

Lool man, 5th gen is trash and that's the truth
Any gen can slap you once or twice just to show the youth
Most of you are simple-minded clowns with nothing for a brain
You'll always be amateur, no matter how much you train
I'm starting to get irritated that you're still promoting such a dead gen
Now get outta' here shrimps, I'm only gonna count to ten


As for you Snoopy, you can only pick on the next gens.
You're like a fox picking on a bunch of hens.
Why don't you take on a real player of the game, instead of putting the newbies to shame.
Kinda lame, that you have to go do that, acting like a prat whilst being a rat or even a snake in the grass. You'll talk shit behind anyone's ass and say you a true friend, a real comrade, you rap and it just makes you look bad so quit putting yourself in this sort of mess and try to remember to not fuck with the best.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Fraudulent on September 14, 2016, 22:35:56
As for you Snoopy, you can only pick on the next gens.
You're like a fox picking on a bunch of hens.
Why don't you take on a real player of the game, instead of putting the newbies to shame.
Kinda lame, that you have to go do that, acting like a prat whilst being a rat or even a snake in the grass. You'll talk shit behind anyone's ass and say you a true friend, a real comrade, you rap and it just makes you look bad so quit putting yourself in this sort of mess and try to remember to not fuck with the best.
There has to be the sense of dominance when youngens act up.
I don't recall talking shit behind backs, so I think you fucked up.
At-least I'm not the guy who bullied a random in-game for making a joke.
When I heard that story, you really sounded like an ass, just leave the poor folk.
Not sure why you're triggered, but you always make a scene.
Not as big of a mess as your abandoned clan which you left unclean.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: DarthTyrael on September 14, 2016, 22:50:12
Yo it’s Darth, don’t confuse it with Barth
The novelist with United States as his hearth
Now I’ll be spitting sick rhymes for what it’s worth,
to defend the fifth gen from the fourth

and all the rest, but not gonna lie
Never felt fifth gen, nor gave it a try
Though it took one guy for us to fortify
M.A.N.U. – fifth gen ‘till I die

I. Spy. With my eagle eye:
A bugeyed lil’ samurai wearing a necktie
Don’t worry Shiv, don’t verify
It’s pretty fucking obvious I petrify

I must confess, for you to start this gen rap
Talking about the cancer and all that crap
that the fifth gen gave you, yet you don’t even get
that the damage it caused is just a mirage in your head

Yeah we got postwhores, we got cancer
But to globalize this generation, man, that’s not the answer
 I’ve got one thing left to say about generalization:
“Is this the wisdom of the elder generation?”

To those who think fifth gen is a joke
We'll make you laugh so hard you'll choke
and croak as your breath leaves you with a stroke.
Then I'll light my smoke and say:
"'Tis the wrath of Five you have invoked".
 
(https://i.gyazo.com/2361b3aa3bd2ad6f1090e379d03e3aa6.png)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on September 14, 2016, 23:07:06
Im not a rapper. And I never necro posted, get your facts straight fag
every post you do,i see cancer in it,if u have a heart leave the forum with you're honor,or leave it with out honor,you pick and i will take a step.

slayed

Yo it’s Darth, don’t confuse it with Barth
The novelist with United States as his hearth
Now I’ll be spitting sick rhymes for what it’s worth,
to defend the fifth gen from the fourth

and all the rest, but not gonna lie
Never felt fifth gen, nor gave it a try
Though it took one guy for us to fortify
M.A.N.U. – fifth gen ‘till I die

I. Spy. With my eagle eye:
A bugeyed lil’ samurai wearing a necktie
Don’t worry Shiv, don’t verify
It’s pretty fucking obvious I petrify

I must confess, for you to start this gen rap
Talking about the cancer and all that crap
that the fifth gen gave you, yet you don’t even get
that the damage it caused is just a mirage in your head

Yeah we got postwhores, we got cancer
But to globalize this generation, man, that’s not the answer
 I’ve got one thing left to say about generalization:
“Is this the wisdom of the elder generation?”

To those who think fifth gen is a joke
We'll make you laugh so hard you'll choke
and croak as your breath leaves you with a stroke.
Then I'll light my smoke and say:
"'Tis the wrath of Five you have invoked".
 
(https://i.gyazo.com/2361b3aa3bd2ad6f1090e379d03e3aa6.png)


str8 flames
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Leebz on September 14, 2016, 23:37:31
As for you Snoopy, you can only pick on the next gens.
You're like a fox picking on a bunch of hens.
Why don't you take on a real player of the game, instead of putting the newbies to shame.
Kinda lame, that you have to go do that, acting like a prat whilst being a rat or even a snake in the grass. You'll talk shit behind anyone's ass and say you a true friend, a real comrade, you rap and it just makes you look bad so quit putting yourself in this sort of mess and try to remember to not fuck with the best.
There has to be the sense of dominance when youngens act up.
I don't recall talking shit behind backs, so I think you fucked up.
At-least I'm not the guy who bullied a random in-game for making a joke.
When I heard that story, you really sounded like an ass, just leave the poor folk.
Not sure why you're triggered, but you always make a scene.
Not as big of a mess as your abandoned clan which you left unclean.
Bullied a random? I guess rumours occurred. At least it's not the most random thing I heard.
Lemme ask you one thing, how's those underaged girls who thought you were keen?
They put their trust in you, and you ended up abusing. Key in the name when abuser is what you're using.
And making a scene is not possible when you're a ghost. Name the date of the latest topic where I was the host.
As for abandoning my clan? Life caught up with me. Just because someone else is left in charge doesn't mean it's dead my G. Taigakun is doing just fine, and Himitsu is still the first clan on the frontline.
Your raps get worse and worse each time you post. Ima leave it here before it becomes more than a roast.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Fraudulent on September 15, 2016, 00:02:53
Bullied a random? I guess rumours occurred. At least it's not the most random thing I heard.
Lemme ask you one thing, how's those underaged girls who thought you were keen?
They put their trust in you, and you ended up abusing. Key in the name when abuser is what you're using.
And making a scene is not possible when you're a ghost. Name the date of the latest topic where I was the host.
As for abandoning my clan? Life caught up with me. Just because someone else is left in charge doesn't mean it's dead my G. Taigakun is doing just fine, and Himitsu is still the first clan on the frontline.
Your raps get worse and worse each time you post. Ima leave it here before it becomes more than a roast.
I agree that Taiga is a good leader and he's doing great.
But before that, your clan was in the wrong hands and was in a bad state.
That's not even where I got the name Abuser.
You should know this best since to name it - you were the first user
I'd rather we just end it here, it's getting boring and late
We can discuss this further in private, but let's not spoil the community's fun with hate.

Peace out <3.

Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on September 15, 2016, 02:58:59
The Toratsume, what is this joke?
The real Tora is here, to make you choke.
You think you can face the real tiger?
Tell me, do you have them standing beside ya?
Didn't think so, hoe. You're nothing but a sloppy joe, a complete mess.
firing shots at you, so you better have a bulletproof vest.
Who's next? Try and take me on but your clan is nothing but flaky, son.
Himitsu has run these forums for a very long time. Taiga is too much of a boss to let it die.
we have more members than you'll ever get. I'd tell you what Himitsu means, but it's a secret.
Toratsume means pussy, quite literarily. I didn't mean to come off as pushy, quite a hit on you really.
So if you think you can come back from this, you're mistaken but try and take on the beast that you have awaken.

No.
Toratsume ain't joke get your facts straight Leebz,
I know it ain't as big as your clan full of Dweebs.
And you call yourself a real Tiger I'm so surprised!
Let me tell you a Tiger is not exactly how Jyuunishin has it described.

A tiger is fearless, elegant and is such a beauty,
That wherever it Strides, creatures bow down to his majesty.
It gives a sense of strong will and justice.
Its a loner, a nomad yet it ain't loveless.

And I could go on and on ranting about Tiger's traits,
But I know not how many of them would suit you my mate.
And yes I have come face to face with the real deal,
So when you called yourself Tora, well I didn't feel...

...the way I felt that day,
Awe and wonder over-weighed.
the elegance struck me like electric ray,
As it strolled by my fairway.

They say when you look into a Tiger's eye,
Your fate is sealed, now you shall die,
unless the Tiger decides to spare...
... you. But that's very rare.

I guess this case is one of them special
Cuz I decide to spare you Onimaro, the Devil
Yes I know Himitsu is equal to secret
And I utter the name with full respect.

Tiger cubs, you can call us, at least better than pussies
Cuz we are still learning the ways of SLO Shinobis.
You thought I couldn't come out of it? well you were mistaken
Cuz I have already sealed the beast that you thought I had awakened.
;)

I'm off to college meh.
Spoiler: show
Onimaro sama, pls don't rek me ;_;





Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Leebz on September 15, 2016, 03:46:08
The Toratsume, what is this joke?
The real Tora is here, to make you choke.
You think you can face the real tiger?
Tell me, do you have them standing beside ya?
Didn't think so, hoe. You're nothing but a sloppy joe, a complete mess.
firing shots at you, so you better have a bulletproof vest.
Who's next? Try and take me on but your clan is nothing but flaky, son.
Himitsu has run these forums for a very long time. Taiga is too much of a boss to let it die.
we have more members than you'll ever get. I'd tell you what Himitsu means, but it's a secret.
Toratsume means pussy, quite literarily. I didn't mean to come off as pushy, quite a hit on you really.
So if you think you can come back from this, you're mistaken but try and take on the beast that you have awaken.

No.
Toratsume ain't joke get your facts straight Leebz,
I know it ain't as big as your clan full of Dweebs.
And you call yourself a real Tiger I'm so surprised!
Let me tell you a Tiger is not exactly how Jyuunishin has it described.

A tiger is fearless, elegant and is such a beauty,
That wherever it Strides, creatures bow down to his majesty.
It gives a sense of strong will and justice.
Its a loner, a nomad yet it ain't loveless.

And I could go on and on ranting about Tiger's traits,
But I know not how many of them would suit you my mate.
And yes I have come face to face with the real deal,
So when you called yourself Tora, well I didn't feel...

...the way I felt that day,
Awe and wonder over-weighed.
the elegance struck me like electric ray,
As it strolled by my fairway.

They say when you look into a Tiger's eye,
Your fate is sealed, now you shall die,
unless the Tiger decides to spare...
... you. But that's very rare.

I guess this case is one of them special
Cuz I decide to spare you Onimaro, the Devil
Yes I know Himitsu is equal to secret
And I utter the name with full respect.

Tiger cubs, you can call us, at least better than pussies
Cuz we are still learning the ways of SLO Shinobis.
You thought I couldn't come out of it? well you were mistaken
Cuz I have already sealed the beast that you thought I had awakened.
;)

I'm off to college meh.
Spoiler: show
Onimaro sama, pls don't rek me ;_;

+Rep
Will respond tomorrow. I have a new level of respect for you <3
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: JT_EPIC on September 15, 2016, 07:28:11
The Toratsume, what is this joke?
The real Tora is here, to make you choke.
You think you can face the real tiger?
Tell me, do you have them standing beside ya?
Didn't think so, hoe. You're nothing but a sloppy joe, a complete mess.
firing shots at you, so you better have a bulletproof vest.
Who's next? Try and take me on but your clan is nothing but flaky, son.
Himitsu has run these forums for a very long time. Taiga is too much of a boss to let it die.
we have more members than you'll ever get. I'd tell you what Himitsu means, but it's a secret.
Toratsume means pussy, quite literarily. I didn't mean to come off as pushy, quite a hit on you really.
So if you think you can come back from this, you're mistaken but try and take on the beast that you have awaken.

No.
Toratsume ain't joke get your facts straight Leebz,
I know it ain't as big as your clan full of Dweebs.
And you call yourself a real Tiger I'm so surprised!
Let me tell you a Tiger is not exactly how Jyuunishin has it described.

A tiger is fearless, elegant and is such a beauty,
That wherever it Strides, creatures bow down to his majesty.
It gives a sense of strong will and justice.
Its a loner, a nomad yet it ain't loveless.

And I could go on and on ranting about Tiger's traits,
But I know not how many of them would suit you my mate.
And yes I have come face to face with the real deal,
So when you called yourself Tora, well I didn't feel...

...the way I felt that day,
Awe and wonder over-weighed.
the elegance struck me like electric ray,
As it strolled by my fairway.

They say when you look into a Tiger's eye,
Your fate is sealed, now you shall die,
unless the Tiger decides to spare...
... you. But that's very rare.

I guess this case is one of them special
Cuz I decide to spare you Onimaro, the Devil
Yes I know Himitsu is equal to secret
And I utter the name with full respect.

Tiger cubs, you can call us, at least better than pussies
Cuz we are still learning the ways of SLO Shinobis.
You thought I couldn't come out of it? well you were mistaken
Cuz I have already sealed the beast that you thought I had awakened.
;)

I'm off to college meh.
Spoiler: show
Onimaro sama, pls don't rek me ;_;

+Rep
Will respond tomorrow. I have a new level of respect for you <3
yea yea yea yea JT up in the house let goooo my name is JT i fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee dont you see i be freestyle st8 off the dome you have no pack your alone walking this road your like mr frost....cold but i warm you up like a cup of coffee stop with the sofe shit i be spiting it like this your no a tiger better off being a lair yea yea im like a loin i be frying catch you and break yo neck let me back off a lil dont want me to make you cry go ahead and lie and say nah man im fine but really you laying down in bed crying mom he flow so good its like gold shinobi life what ima live swear on everything ima get to the top never going to stop learning all the justs go ahead and try to block it im  coming knocking fuck what  hater gotta say they r just fans slipping threw your hands like sandman getting theses bands call me rubber-band man you better digging deeper becuzz im cold hearted no love here spear you hang you up in my den that the end..
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Tsunayoshi on September 15, 2016, 07:30:49
Haha, 'nuffin rhymed
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: JT_EPIC on September 15, 2016, 07:31:40
ight you want me to go in?
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Tsunayoshi on September 15, 2016, 07:32:40
Of course, go in with rhymes this time, when you don't rhyme and you're rapping, it's like making fire, without burn
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: JT_EPIC on September 15, 2016, 07:42:38
ight this is for Tsuna Bust in your home put one in the dome give me the throne dont take me out my zone so watch your tone you might end up in a ditch r gone me and your girl about the bone to girl be calling my phone but i aint trying to fuck with it wolf gang all the way until i d.i.e tell your hoe b.y.e you waving a gun around but i hear no sound you have people but they on snooze mess with me and you going to lose WGK wolf gang kings leaning on that lean seeing the unseen serving theses fins even my momma rep pen the gang  we aint the same run up on me ad you want be walking the same i been threw the pain i dont think the same ima gain im kill the game put me on the stage your girl screaming my name hey JT your so great but i dont fuck with it ima stoner higher then cloud 9 i be smiling like im fine but really im breaking inside keep on lying getting mad becuzz ik im not fine fuck it put a gun to my head and pray.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: mamita on September 15, 2016, 09:01:35
ALRIGHT.

I'm entering the game today,
coming to the grounds to play,
and with my words I'll flay
off the meat of your pride ay

My name is mamita,
which means YO MOMMA
it's quite literal referencially
in regards to your origins genetically

I might be rather new,
no clan, no crew,
but I got a whole slew
of potential, that's true!
And I'mma make a name
for myself in this game
and one day it'll be synonymous
with awesomeness,
ONE AND THE SAME!

I am formless clay
not etched in stone
I can be anything,
and I can stand alone.

Or I can hang with adithya my main man
and together we'll stick to his plan:
to join katakiuchi, the seven sins
bring this world to it's knees and grin.

The heavens will fear us,
and hell will delight
as we bring this world to ruin
Now and forever,
IT BEGINS TONIGHT

Let god try to stop me
let the devil cower at my knees
I will destroy all
and take what I please.

God's crown, the devil's throne
all will be mine and mine alone
and before this road is ended
for it's sins this world will atone

Their fate is set in stone
to burn in fire,
and leave but bone
for the new world to know

And us, in our temple
Me, on my throne
with crown in hand and failure unknown
will reign as king...alone.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Manuster on September 15, 2016, 13:27:31
you're mistaken but try and take on the beast that you have awaken.

(https://67.media.tumblr.com/16c0d004b69c9dac19d13a411553006f/tumblr_nylgi19qRQ1r0frb8o1_1280.gif)


Yo it’s Darth, don’t confuse it with Barth
The novelist with United States as his hearth
Now I’ll be spitting sick rhymes for what it’s worth,
to defend the fifth gen from the fourth

and all the rest, but not gonna lie
Never felt fifth gen, nor gave it a try
Though it took one guy for us to fortify
M.A.N.U. – fifth gen ‘till I die

I. Spy. With my eagle eye:
A bugeyed lil’ samurai wearing a necktie
Don’t worry Shiv, don’t verify
It’s pretty fucking obvious I petrify

I must confess, for you to start this gen rap
Talking about the cancer and all that crap
that the fifth gen gave you, yet you don’t even get
that the damage it caused is just a mirage in your head

Yeah we got postwhores, we got cancer
But to globalize this generation, man, that’s not the answer
 I’ve got one thing left to say about generalization:
“Is this the wisdom of the elder generation?”

To those who think fifth gen is a joke
We'll make you laugh so hard you'll choke
and croak as your breath leaves you with a stroke.
Then I'll light my smoke and say:
"'Tis the wrath of Five you have invoked".
 
(https://i.gyazo.com/2361b3aa3bd2ad6f1090e379d03e3aa6.png)


I want to have your babies.



yea yea yea yea JT up in the house let goooo my name is JT i fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee dont you see i be freestyle st8 off the dome you have no pack your alone walking this road your like mr frost....cold but i warm you up like a cup of coffee stop with the sofe shit i be spiting it like this your no a tiger better off being a lair yea yea im like a loin i be frying catch you and break yo neck let me back off a lil dont want me to make you cry go ahead and lie and say nah man im fine but really you laying down in bed crying mom he flow so good its like gold shinobi life what ima live swear on everything ima get to the top never going to stop learning all the justs go ahead and try to block it im  coming knocking fuck what  hater gotta say they r just fans slipping threw your hands like sandman getting theses bands call me rubber-band man you better digging deeper becuzz im cold hearted no love here spear you hang you up in my den that the end..

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: JT_EPIC on September 15, 2016, 22:25:15
Mamaita you entering the game but your just the same you know nothing about the game mess with me and you want be walking the same your just a lame ima head tobthe top ima never stop never talk to the cops im sneaky like a fox go up in your home put one in the dome now im gone
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on September 15, 2016, 23:25:56
mess with me and you want be walking the same

where i live, if someone isn't walking the same it means they've been fucked in the ass a bit too hard

homosexuality is allowed here but please explain
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: JT_EPIC on September 16, 2016, 03:01:15
mess with me and you want be walking the same

where i live, if someone isn't walking the same it means they've been fucked in the ass a bit too hard

homosexuality is allowed here but please explain
1 im not gay for 2 where i come from not walking the same mean your hurt r you got yo ass beaten your lipping
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on September 16, 2016, 07:54:18
1 im not gay

just a bit of advice, acceptance is the first step to happiness
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Cacat cu lapte on September 16, 2016, 14:00:44
@Sanji Your sig says that u never lie ur hands on a woman, but yo hands ever touched something else than a man's penis? I doubt it boi, so make sure you never mess with yo master, yo king. Get good son.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: taigakun on September 16, 2016, 14:46:24
@Sanji Your sig says that u never lie ur hands on a woman, but yo hands ever touched something else than a man's penis? I doubt it boi, so make sure you never mess with yo master, yo king. Get good son.
Rip Sanji
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Sanji on September 16, 2016, 15:55:40
@Sanji Your sig says that u never lie ur hands on a woman, but yo hands ever touched something else than a man's penis? I doubt it boi, so make sure you never mess with yo master, yo king. Get good son.
my sig says to never hit a woman.
there is a different in lie,and,hit
and hey i am not like you i did never touched other man's penis dont look me like you look to you're self. 
i had only touched one penis and it is mine,and other things that u still kid to know about
go to you're mom ask her how to be a man.
u wann know who i did lie with?go home ask you''re sis.
i dont have any master or king or anything i am not like you kid,i am the master i am the motherfucking king.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Cacat cu lapte on September 16, 2016, 16:10:27
@Sanji  You are too stupid to even bother with..see, I have a dog whos smarter than you, let me pass the keyboard for him a bit, let's see

nsdalaljdlisajdsa GAY nkfkfdslkf

oops that was my dog, he sniffed you from miles. he said you're gay and a horny teenager oops
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Ghost0000 on September 16, 2016, 16:15:29
@Sanji Your sig says that u never lie ur hands on a woman, but yo hands ever touched something else than a man's penis? I doubt it boi, so make sure you never mess with yo master, yo king. Get good son.
my sig says to never hit a woman.
there is a different in lie,and,hit
and hey i am not like you i did never touched other man's penis dont look me like you look to you're self. 
i had only touched one penis and it is mine,and other things that u still kid to know about
go to you're mom ask her how to be a man.
u wann know who i did lie with?go home ask you''re sis.
i dont have any master or king or anything i am not like you kid,i am the master i am the motherfucking king.
tell em hahaha
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on September 16, 2016, 19:36:17
@Cacat cu lapte
stop arguing with sanji because he'll diss you 10x harder just fuck off already with your shitposting negativity

Spoiler: show
would +rep you sanji but i gotta spread<3
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Sanji on September 16, 2016, 20:26:26
@Sanji  You are too stupid to even bother with..see, I have a dog whos smarter than you, let me pass the keyboard for him a bit, let's see

nsdalaljdlisajdsa GAY nkfkfdslkf

oops that was my dog, he sniffed you from miles. he said you're gay and a horny teenager oops

idk what was that insult or rap anyways it was too weak i dont want to even answer it back,anyways everyone know who is the winner in this battle.
good luck,try again next year. @Cacat cu lapte
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Leebz on September 16, 2016, 21:07:37
@Sanji  You are too stupid to even bother with..see, I have a dog whos smarter than you, let me pass the keyboard for him a bit, let's see

nsdalaljdlisajdsa GAY nkfkfdslkf

oops that was my dog, he sniffed you from miles. he said you're gay and a horny teenager oops

idk what was that insult or rap anyways it was too weak i dont want to even answer it back,anyways everyone know who is the winner in this battle.
good luck,try again next year. @Cacat cu lapte
If you was rapping then that was weak af in all your posts.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Sanji on September 16, 2016, 22:27:37
@Sanji  You are too stupid to even bother with..see, I have a dog whos smarter than you, let me pass the keyboard for him a bit, let's see

nsdalaljdlisajdsa GAY nkfkfdslkf

oops that was my dog, he sniffed you from miles. he said you're gay and a horny teenager oops

idk what was that insult or rap anyways it was too weak i dont want to even answer it back,anyways everyone know who is the winner in this battle.
good luck,try again next year. @Cacat cu lapte
If you was rapping then that was weak af in all your posts.
idk how you saw that as rap,cuz it was not rap m8,i was just telling cac about how weak his rap was.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Leebz on September 16, 2016, 22:37:09
@Sanji  You are too stupid to even bother with..see, I have a dog whos smarter than you, let me pass the keyboard for him a bit, let's see

nsdalaljdlisajdsa GAY nkfkfdslkf

oops that was my dog, he sniffed you from miles. he said you're gay and a horny teenager oops

idk what was that insult or rap anyways it was too weak i dont want to even answer it back,anyways everyone know who is the winner in this battle.
good luck,try again next year. @Cacat cu lapte
If you was rapping then that was weak af in all your posts.
idk how you saw that as rap,cuz it was not rap m8,i was just telling cac about how weak his rap was.
Cac wasn't rapping at you the same as you were not at him so why mention "idk what was that insult or rap anyways it was too weak" and about people knowing who won the battle? You make no sense I swear...
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Sanji on September 16, 2016, 22:46:56
@Sanji  You are too stupid to even bother with..see, I have a dog whos smarter than you, let me pass the keyboard for him a bit, let's see

nsdalaljdlisajdsa GAY nkfkfdslkf

oops that was my dog, he sniffed you from miles. he said you're gay and a horny teenager oops

idk what was that insult or rap anyways it was too weak i dont want to even answer it back,anyways everyone know who is the winner in this battle.
good luck,try again next year. @Cacat cu lapte
If you was rapping then that was weak af in all your posts.
idk how you saw that as rap,cuz it was not rap m8,i was just telling cac about how weak his rap was.
Cac wasn't rapping at you the same as you were not at him so why mention "idk what was that insult or rap anyways it was too weak" and about people knowing who won the battle? You make no sense I swear...
let me make you understand.


@Sanji  You are too stupid to even bother with..see, I have a dog whos smarter than you, let me pass the keyboard for him a bit, let's see

nsdalaljdlisajdsa GAY nkfkfdslkf

oops that was my dog, he sniffed you from miles. he said you're gay and a horny teenager oops

idk what was that insult or rap anyways it was too weak i dont want to even answer it back,anyways everyone know who is the winner in this battle.
good luck,try again next year. @Cacat cu lapte
this was not rap.

@Sanji Your sig says that u never lie ur hands on a woman, but yo hands ever touched something else than a man's penis? I doubt it boi, so make sure you never mess with yo master, yo king. Get good son.
my sig says to never hit a woman.
there is a different in lie,and,hit
and hey i am not like you i did never touched other man's penis dont look me like you look to you're self. 
i had only touched one penis and it is mine,and other things that u still kid to know about
go to you're mom ask her how to be a man.
u wann know who i did lie with?go home ask you''re sis.
i dont have any master or king or anything i am not like you kid,i am the master i am the motherfucking king.
that and b4 that were rap.

if that what you were asking,and i think Cac was trying to rap,if he was not he would move it to here https://www.shinobilifeonline.com/index.php?topic=1989.0 i think that made everything clear.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Reminance on September 16, 2016, 23:37:22
Sanji4lyfe tho fuck the rest
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Leebz on September 17, 2016, 01:02:02
@Sanji  You are too stupid to even bother with..see, I have a dog whos smarter than you, let me pass the keyboard for him a bit, let's see

nsdalaljdlisajdsa GAY nkfkfdslkf

oops that was my dog, he sniffed you from miles. he said you're gay and a horny teenager oops

idk what was that insult or rap anyways it was too weak i dont want to even answer it back,anyways everyone know who is the winner in this battle.
good luck,try again next year. @Cacat cu lapte
If you was rapping then that was weak af in all your posts.
idk how you saw that as rap,cuz it was not rap m8,i was just telling cac about how weak his rap was.
Cac wasn't rapping at you the same as you were not at him so why mention "idk what was that insult or rap anyways it was too weak" and about people knowing who won the battle? You make no sense I swear...
let me make you understand.


@Sanji  You are too stupid to even bother with..see, I have a dog whos smarter than you, let me pass the keyboard for him a bit, let's see

nsdalaljdlisajdsa GAY nkfkfdslkf

oops that was my dog, he sniffed you from miles. he said you're gay and a horny teenager oops

idk what was that insult or rap anyways it was too weak i dont want to even answer it back,anyways everyone know who is the winner in this battle.
good luck,try again next year. @Cacat cu lapte
this was not rap.

@Sanji Your sig says that u never lie ur hands on a woman, but yo hands ever touched something else than a man's penis? I doubt it boi, so make sure you never mess with yo master, yo king. Get good son.
my sig says to never hit a woman.
there is a different in lie,and,hit
and hey i am not like you i did never touched other man's penis dont look me like you look to you're self. 
i had only touched one penis and it is mine,and other things that u still kid to know about
go to you're mom ask her how to be a man.
u wann know who i did lie with?go home ask you''re sis.
i dont have any master or king or anything i am not like you kid,i am the master i am the motherfucking king.
that and b4 that were rap.

if that what you were asking,and i think Cac was trying to rap,if he was not he would move it to here https://www.shinobilifeonline.com/index.php?topic=1989.0 i think that made everything clear.
Your "rap" looks like an angry reply. Nothing of that "rap" rhymed or anything. Excuse me for not noticing the difference between your nonsense messages and nonsense rap.. They're very similar.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Sanji on September 17, 2016, 01:11:56
@Sanji  You are too stupid to even bother with..see, I have a dog whos smarter than you, let me pass the keyboard for him a bit, let's see

nsdalaljdlisajdsa GAY nkfkfdslkf

oops that was my dog, he sniffed you from miles. he said you're gay and a horny teenager oops

idk what was that insult or rap anyways it was too weak i dont want to even answer it back,anyways everyone know who is the winner in this battle.
good luck,try again next year. @Cacat cu lapte
If you was rapping then that was weak af in all your posts.
idk how you saw that as rap,cuz it was not rap m8,i was just telling cac about how weak his rap was.
Cac wasn't rapping at you the same as you were not at him so why mention "idk what was that insult or rap anyways it was too weak" and about people knowing who won the battle? You make no sense I swear...
let me make you understand.


@Sanji  You are too stupid to even bother with..see, I have a dog whos smarter than you, let me pass the keyboard for him a bit, let's see

nsdalaljdlisajdsa GAY nkfkfdslkf

oops that was my dog, he sniffed you from miles. he said you're gay and a horny teenager oops

idk what was that insult or rap anyways it was too weak i dont want to even answer it back,anyways everyone know who is the winner in this battle.
good luck,try again next year. @Cacat cu lapte
this was not rap.

@Sanji Your sig says that u never lie ur hands on a woman, but yo hands ever touched something else than a man's penis? I doubt it boi, so make sure you never mess with yo master, yo king. Get good son.
my sig says to never hit a woman.
there is a different in lie,and,hit
and hey i am not like you i did never touched other man's penis dont look me like you look to you're self. 
i had only touched one penis and it is mine,and other things that u still kid to know about
go to you're mom ask her how to be a man.
u wann know who i did lie with?go home ask you''re sis.
i dont have any master or king or anything i am not like you kid,i am the master i am the motherfucking king.
that and b4 that were rap.

if that what you were asking,and i think Cac was trying to rap,if he was not he would move it to here https://www.shinobilifeonline.com/index.php?topic=1989.0 i think that made everything clear.
Your "rap" looks like an angry reply. Nothing of that "rap" rhymed or anything. Excuse me for not noticing the difference between your nonsense messages and nonsense rap.. They're very similar.
thanks for your reply rap god.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Cacat cu lapte on September 17, 2016, 05:15:11
@Sanji Tbh, you're just like those kids that play in sand and are spoiled, they won't ever accept defeat by any means and instead try look high and mighty, here son now look down at yourslef like a dumbass,  fo shizzle dizzle
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on September 17, 2016, 08:39:14
Man, What have I done, reviving this topic,
And now it's filled with "raps" retarded and toxic
No rhythm, no poetry, no flow, no logic.

It was fine for a bit, but then the troll came
Truly, he's the only one to blame for how lame...
This topic has gotten, it'll never be the same,
And I will try my best to wipe away this shame
I will take revenge for you ruining this game
Better leave now before I disfigure you, maimed
You will lie defeated, no longer trolling, and tamed
Wait, you call that rapping? Wow, that left my eyes pained
Go back to your grandma, cause you need to be trained
Don't even bother replying, that's harebrained.
I know you won't, because you are already drained,
From fighting Sanji, that's about all you can sustain.

@Cacat cu lapte stop ruining this thread.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: taigakun on September 17, 2016, 09:18:14
Man, What have I done, reviving this topic,
And now it's filled with "raps" retarded and toxic
No rhythm, no poetry, no flow, no logic.

It was fine for a bit, but then the troll came
Truly, he's the only one to blame for how lame...
This topic has gotten, it'll never be the same,
And I will try my best to wipe away this shame
I will take revenge for you ruining this game
Better leave now before I disfigure you, maimed
You will lie defeated, no longer trolling, and tamed
Wait, you call that rapping? Wow, that left my eyes pained
Go back to your grandma, cause you need to be trained
Don't even bother replying, that's harebrained.
I know you won't, because you are already drained,
From fighting Sanji, that's about all you can sustain.

@Cacat cu lapte stop ruining this thread.
Cacat mate who ever you are, i hope you Rest In Peace man

Shiv killed and buried you.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on September 17, 2016, 10:59:23
sanji is a fucking god
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Fraudulent on September 17, 2016, 11:52:58
Sanji is a character in One Piece and also a user on this forum. Both far from godlike status.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Cacat cu lapte on September 17, 2016, 12:29:19
Man, What have I done, reviving this topic,
And now it's filled with "raps" retarded and toxic
No rhythm, no poetry, no flow, no logic.

It was fine for a bit, but then the troll came
Truly, he's the only one to blame for how lame...
This topic has gotten, it'll never be the same,
And I will try my best to wipe away this shame
I will take revenge for you ruining this game
Better leave now before I disfigure you, maimed
You will lie defeated, no longer trolling, and tamed
Wait, you call that rapping? Wow, that left my eyes pained
Go back to your grandma, cause you need to be trained
Don't even bother replying, that's harebrained.
I know you won't, because you are already drained,
From fighting Sanji, that's about all you can sustain.

@Cacat cu lapte stop ruining this thread.

So what you just say, you admit sanji is gay,
so you're his tranny friend that goes apeshit till the end
you both kids like lick the dildo all day long until tis finito
You try pull a cheaper stunt than sanji's stinky cunt
So what i just propose, raise yo head when you talk to boss
clean your mouth couple of times, and beg for forgiveness one more time
Its clearely who won this shit, i'm a rap star on the internet,
I like tea while you like dick Romanashu throws the mic.

But im not a rapper.

@Sanji  ; @Shivraj
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: taigakun on September 17, 2016, 12:39:13

So what you just say, you admit sanji is gay,
so you're his tranny friend that goes apeshit till the end

you use gay and trans like they are negative things and are insults..stop living in the past mate
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on September 17, 2016, 14:01:56
Got bored and since you all want rhymes on this thread :3
(feel free to call me out! although I may not reply rn cuz I'm goin on a road trip with friends. But I'd love to fight you >:) )

hey.
Take a chill pill
Feel free
get that rolla costa thrill
get in a fuckin car 'n tumble down the hill

Crash into a park
infront offa couple doing sex hark!
as there children son and daught
devour candy bar

Be a badass
steal 'em candies from the lil bro sis duo
Or steal 'em little bro sis duo
from their parents if you a Paedo! Get...

...chased by 'em mofuckin' cops
as your kidnappin' plan becomes a flop
no you ain't got no time to stop
so keep runnin' till the beat drops!

till the beat drops. till the beat drops.
keep running till the beat drops.
till the, till the beat drops
BAM!

EDIT
+Rep
Will respond tomorrow. I have a new level of respect for you <3
Thanks Leebzsama!
It means a lot to me
#Leebz4Morikage (If thats what Hidden Forest Kage will be called :3)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: taigakun on September 17, 2016, 14:08:34
Got bored and since you all want rhymes on this thread :3
(feel free to call me out! although I may not reply rn cuz I'm goin on a road trip with friends. But I'd love to fight you >:) )

hey.
Take a chill pill
Feel free
get that rolla costa thrill
get in a fuckin car 'n tumble down the hill

Crash into a park
infront offa couple doing sex hark!
as there children son and daught
devour candy bar

Be a badass
steal 'em candies from the lil bro sis duo
Or steal 'em little bro sis duo
from their parents if you a Paedo! Get...

...chased by 'em mofuckin' cops
as your kidnappin' plan becomes a flop
no you ain't got no time to stop
so keep runnin' till the beat drops!

till the beat drops. till the beat drops.
keep running till the beat drops.
till the, till the beat drops
BAM!
What???? Rapping and not calling another person gay, fag or trans as an insult....

WTF IS THIS MAGIC?????
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on September 17, 2016, 14:11:08

What???? Rapping and not calling another person gay, fag or trans as an insult....

WTF IS THIS MAGIC?????
XD nooo Taigakun!
Its Poetry :3
I call it poop poetry cuz I made it while taking a dump. lel
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on September 17, 2016, 15:12:56
So what you just say, you admit sanji is gay,
so you're his tranny friend that goes apeshit till the end
you both kids like lick the dildo all day long until tis finito
You try pull a cheaper stunt than sanji's stinky cunt
So what i just propose, raise yo head when you talk to boss
clean your mouth couple of times, and beg for forgiveness one more time
Its clearely who won this shit, i'm a rap star on the internet,
I like tea while you like dick Romanashu throws the mic.

But im not a rapper.

Looks like you're trying to put up a fight,
You're already worn out, you got double sight
I applaud your effort, but it takes talent
to rap, what can you do? I've given you a fright
You just cannot stand before me and my might
Can't provoke me, you are all bark and no bite

Your accent is so shit that half of those things don't rhyme,
But that is not the only fault, your raps are far from fine,
I'll give you one last chance to run, but this will be the last time,
You do know that I'm a straight male, but I guess you're a mime,
Repeating what you can make up to offend people, that's your crime
You can't beat me using insults that aren't true, I'm in my prime
You know what your brain is? It's a mixture of sludge and grime

You act as if there's something wrong with gays
That's the past, stop living in the olden days
You won? Bitch please, from everyone, I was praised
Ask anyone, they'll prefer mine, in one short gaze.

You wanted to fight? Well, this is the aftermath.
Run back to mommy, choose the right path
If you stay and troll more, you'll face my Wrath

(just saying, Mic is pronounced Mike, not literally mic)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on September 17, 2016, 15:41:34
If you stay and troll more, you'll face my Wrath
yeah cuz he is. the lit wrath :3
#all_hail_kata
*bows*
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: taigakun on September 17, 2016, 18:25:19

If you stay and troll more, you'll face my Wrath
Fucking fire
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Sanji on September 17, 2016, 20:42:13
Man, What have I done, reviving this topic,
And now it's filled with "raps" retarded and toxic
No rhythm, no poetry, no flow, no logic.

It was fine for a bit, but then the troll came
Truly, he's the only one to blame for how lame...
This topic has gotten, it'll never be the same,
And I will try my best to wipe away this shame
I will take revenge for you ruining this game
Better leave now before I disfigure you, maimed
You will lie defeated, no longer trolling, and tamed
Wait, you call that rapping? Wow, that left my eyes pained
Go back to your grandma, cause you need to be trained
Don't even bother replying, that's harebrained.
I know you won't, because you are already drained,
From fighting Sanji, that's about all you can sustain.

@Cacat cu lapte stop ruining this thread.

So what you just say, you admit sanji is gay,
so you're his tranny friend that goes apeshit till the end
you both kids like lick the dildo all day long until tis finito
You try pull a cheaper stunt than sanji's stinky cunt
So what i just propose, raise yo head when you talk to boss
clean your mouth couple of times, and beg for forgiveness one more time
Its clearely who won this shit, i'm a rap star on the internet,
I like tea while you like dick Romanashu throws the mic.

But im not a rapper.

@Sanji  ; @Shivraj
you want more i will give you more.

shit man,you keep saying the same shit you shoud stop with that shit,everyone got bored from you and u Little shity talk,you know what,you lost this battle but you keep telling the same shit,guess what,this is your only motherfucking option,cuz u only know how to suck dick leave the rap for the rapper and go back to the dick that is waiting for your mouth look at the line that is waiting for your deepthroating  skills,word on the street that you have a nice blowjob with no gag reflex  don't fuck with me i will fuck you up don't mess with me i will mess you up.
you insult my manhood i'm sanji the gentleman of the street,i see my left my right i only see women that wants my love who the fuck r u i only know u when i saw u in dark back alley taking a dick with vacuum that u call a mouth so shut the fuck up and take the dick like the bitch that u r.
drop the mic,sanji is out bitch.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Cacat cu lapte on September 18, 2016, 06:57:10
So what you just say, you admit sanji is gay,
so you're his tranny friend that goes apeshit till the end
you both kids like lick the dildo all day long until tis finito
You try pull a cheaper stunt than sanji's stinky cunt
So what i just propose, raise yo head when you talk to boss
clean your mouth couple of times, and beg for forgiveness one more time
Its clearely who won this shit, i'm a rap star on the internet,
I like tea while you like dick Romanashu throws the mic.

But im not a rapper.

Looks like you're trying to put up a fight,
You're already worn out, you got double sight
I applaud your effort, but it takes talent
to rap, what can you do? I've given you a fright
You just cannot stand before me and my might
Can't provoke me, you are all bark and no bite

Your accent is so shit that half of those things don't rhyme,
But that is not the only fault, your raps are far from fine,
I'll give you one last chance to run, but this will be the last time,
You do know that I'm a straight male, but I guess you're a mime,
Repeating what you can make up to offend people, that's your crime
You can't beat me using insults that aren't true, I'm in my prime
You know what your brain is? It's a mixture of sludge and grime

You act as if there's something wrong with gays
That's the past, stop living in the olden days
You won? Bitch please, from everyone, I was praised
Ask anyone, they'll prefer mine, in one short gaze.

You wanted to fight? Well, this is the aftermath.
Run back to mommy, choose the right path
If you stay and troll more, you'll face my Wrath

(just saying, Mic is pronounced Mike, not literally mic)


@Sanji  Burn.

@Shivraj

Im gonna face yo' wrath, wat. Yo 2 youngs with thousand years
to yet, even talk 'bout me, bout this .. yo im gunna step forward

Yo just a kid, you do a good rap, but when i comes to me, you just little smuck
Im not tired im just 'bleh' , after I literally burnt that sanji guy from the internet,
you say i dont rhyme, well i don't, but its not entirely my fault,
the message is all that matters, so at that point i showed you both
thats theres only one king in here and i put you two in the motherfucking dirt

im tired of this bullshit so i just start, cover your ears and your mouth
take a grip or i will just tackle, with this staggering blow ill make u fall down to your knees
ill make you realise that this is just the start otherwise u'll make the king of kings mad.
What is this wrath u talk about, anything related to math? You've already did your best, truly not my interest, you should just keep your mouth shut or imma head to serious rap, as i stated up there kid, you'd better not make mad the king. Burn. kaboom.

but im not a rapper
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on September 18, 2016, 08:26:09
Im gonna face yo' wrath, wat. Yo 2 youngs with thousand years
to yet, even talk 'bout me, bout this .. yo im gunna step forward

Yo just a kid, you do a good rap, but when i comes to me, you just little smuck
Im not tired im just 'bleh' , after I literally burnt that sanji guy from the internet,
you say i dont rhyme, well i don't, but its not entirely my fault,
the message is all that matters, so at that point i showed you both
thats theres only one king in here and i put you two in the motherfucking dirt

im tired of this bullshit so i just start, cover your ears and your mouth
take a grip or i will just tackle, with this staggering blow ill make u fall down to your knees
ill make you realise that this is just the start otherwise u'll make the king of kings mad.
What is this wrath u talk about, anything related to math? You've already did your best, truly not my interest, you should just keep your mouth shut or imma head to serious rap, as i stated up there kid, you'd better not make mad the king. Burn. kaboom.

but im not a rapper

I'm half the age of ST, yet I'm a kid?
Man, you're talking too much, just put a lid...
on that mouth, just like you did
on your thinking capacity,
no way you can be this stupid,

Unless you put a mental barrier on your mind,
I'll make you cry, it's not that hard to, but I'm just being kind,
Seems that you won't give up, okay, I'll do it for mankind,
To save us from your cancer, and prevent an increase of blind... (people)
Funny how you're fighting me, who are you again? Make me remind.

That's right, you're no one, and your raps are shit,
So, what are you doing here? You ain't getting up from this hit
I'm not gonna pay more attention to you, if you don't quit
It's just wasting everyone's time, and for my time, you're unfit.

Peace out drops mic

(Stop living in your delusions, ask anyone, you lost :P)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Cacat cu lapte on September 18, 2016, 08:42:25
what did i loose
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on September 18, 2016, 08:52:28
this battle, what else?
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Sanji on September 18, 2016, 09:01:39
burn?what,you lost that battle like from the second post i did here,give it up,anyone know u lost it.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Reminance on September 18, 2016, 09:39:48
this battle, what else?
Pretty much yeah.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Cacat cu lapte on September 18, 2016, 09:41:08
@Sanji u just sprouted insults , know your place dog.

@Shivraj  ye u won gg ez
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Sanji on September 18, 2016, 09:51:28
@Sanji u just sprouted insults , know your place dog.

@Shivraj  ye u won gg ez
huh? if you sing that as rap guy you will know if it is inslut or not,but i am pretty sure there is things you cant even understand them i should had made it easy so guy like you could understand it,my bad.^^
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Cacat cu lapte on September 18, 2016, 10:10:25
@Sanji how old r u fam? if i go like potato potato banana cucumber that means i can rap? You're fucking retarded know your place you cunt
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on September 18, 2016, 10:54:27
@Sanji how old r u fam? if i go like potato potato banana cucumber that means i can rap? You're fucking retarded know your place you cunt

Know your place.
You've been off the forum for a year or so and come back with an account evading a ban and start talking shit to almost everyone.

You're being rude, inconsiderate and just a general asshole.
You're contributing literally nothing to the forum except negativity.

fuck off
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Sanji on September 18, 2016, 11:02:00
my old can be seen in my profile.
and stop with the bullshit,your shit keep growing more and more daily so stfu.

@Sanji how old r u fam? if i go like potato potato banana cucumber that means i can rap? You're fucking retarded know your place you cunt

Know your place.
You've been off the forum for a year or so and come back with an account evading a ban and start talking shit to almost everyone.

You're being rude, inconsiderate and just a general asshole.
You're contributing literally nothing to the forum except negativity.

fuck off
^ that is my answer to you.

Spoiler: show
i cant +rep u mars  (spread) 
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Cacat cu lapte on September 18, 2016, 11:05:26
Kids, I pray to god to give me strength cause im enjoying myself too much.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Reminance on September 18, 2016, 12:16:24
Kids, I pray to god to give me strength cause im enjoying myself too much.
I can see through your troll attempts.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Nova on September 18, 2016, 12:51:37
This nonsense has been going on for far too long, keep this thread for what it was intended to be.
If you feel the need to harass other members (for real) then do so somewhere else or not at all.
This Thread was made for "rapping" and the "raps" (If you can even call them that) I've seen lately are unnecessary.

As for the harassing, I advise you guys to stop as you're only spamming the forum with your nonsense, If you feel the need to continue do so in private otherwise I'll take action.
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Cacat cu lapte on September 18, 2016, 16:15:48
Kids, I pray to god to give me strength cause im enjoying myself too much.
I can see through your troll attempts.

You clearely didn't :) :) :)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Reminance on September 18, 2016, 16:49:14
Kids, I pray to god to give me strength cause im enjoying myself too much.
I can see through your troll attempts.

You clearely didn't :) :) :)
If you say so ;)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Cacat cu lapte on September 18, 2016, 17:20:25
ty i appreciate your sincerity
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on November 23, 2016, 22:00:46
Darth posted this in discord and I thought it would be more fun to reply on the forum hahahah

(https://i.gyazo.com/042ad6a802334d2d5306f5e5fcce327c.png)


What's going on, oh Darth's dissing me
Taking all these shots but how they all missing me
Darth can only beat Vreg when Vreg's not trying
He's game in his head but he spent 2 years hiding

Artemis may be, but Mars aint Greek
With Nova's dick in your mouth I can't hear you speak
But check him out, this fresh new kage flexing
Man's shot he can only pop Vreg mid texting

Pull up, chidori, whip out my fire - B
Darth come up and see, burns of the third degree
Bare chat on the cord but no chat to my face
No facts from this 'lord' this Yurei disgrace

Darth is speaking tucked from a dead clan
fuckboys, dustboys destroyed by a fan
blow your dust up, shot in the air
your dust must be coke if you think this is fair

DarthTyrael's character is so very dank
I'm shooting bullets, he pulled out a blank
Darth you're a faggot but I guess that's not a choice
You're nothing but a maggot with an ego higher than Shiv's voice
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: America on November 23, 2016, 22:16:59
Darth posted this in discord and I thought it would be more fun to reply on the forum hahahah

(https://i.gyazo.com/042ad6a802334d2d5306f5e5fcce327c.png)


What's going on, oh Darth's dissing me
Taking all these shots but how they all missing me
Darth can only beat Vreg when Vreg's not trying
He's game in his head but he spent 2 years hiding

Artemis may be, but Mars aint Greek
With Nova's dick in your mouth I can't hear you speak
But check him out, this fresh new kage flexing
Man's shot he can only pop Vreg mid texting

Pull up, chidori, whip out my fire - B
Darth come up and see, burns of the third degree
Bare chat on the cord but no chat to my face
No facts from this 'lord' this Yurei disgrace

Darth is speaking tucked from a dead clan
fuckboys, dustboys destroyed by a fan
blow your dust up, shot in the air
your dust must be coke if you think this is fair

DarthTyrael's character is so very dank
I'm shooting bullets, he pulled out a blank
Darth you're a faggot but I guess that's not a choice
You're nothing but a maggot with an ego higher than Shiv's voice

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/187979961729024001/251107763667730432/1479939144304.jpeg)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Mars on November 23, 2016, 22:27:11
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/187979961729024001/251107763667730432/1479939144304.jpeg)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/d4blihcFNkwE3fEI/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Diamond Lee on November 23, 2016, 22:44:14
(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/f1a44ad67b1f15d457e0e9782f60ebf59510eff9c4e4927561c4e687871cba14_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: America on November 23, 2016, 22:53:20
(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/f1a44ad67b1f15d457e0e9782f60ebf59510eff9c4e4927561c4e687871cba14_1.jpg)

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248674491062812673/251117801224404992/IMG_7109.JPG)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Diamond Lee on November 23, 2016, 22:57:25
(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/55679739.jpg)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: DarthTyrael on November 24, 2016, 06:31:35
Missing my shots? Seems I hit a nerve.
At least I hit without ever using a MIRV.
Maggot? Please I lived to serve
Cleaning up the mess now I'm the kage Dust deserves.

You're just a puny pervy pansy, you pretentious prick.
Can't even rap battle without using "sucking dick"
You wanna keep this going still? Take your pick.
Warning: Next rhymes are gonna make you sick.

Pull up? What, your pants? Must've dropped them.
Thought that only happened to girls, ya must be one of 'em.
Lemme take you the Dust, I'll turn you into a hidden 'gem'
Don't think bout pulling a gun, there are none, femme

Rapper name Mars Bar, but you're not that sweet.
You're so spoiled rotten to the core, sucking on your mother's teat.
Expecting a treat right after every feat
While I'm saving my ass off just not to get cold feet.

DankDaddyT versus Mars Bar, rapping it
Blazing it 420 while I'm slapping it, capping it.
Get him off stage he's getting hit, regretting it
Tyrael signing off, that was fucking it.

Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on November 24, 2016, 06:43:50
What's going on, oh Darth's dissing me
Taking all these shots but how they all missing me
Darth can only beat Vreg when Vreg's not trying
He's game in his head but he spent 2 years hiding

Artemis may be, but Mars aint Greek
With Nova's dick in your mouth I can't hear you speak
But check him out, this fresh new kage flexing
Man's shot he can only pop Vreg mid texting

Pull up, chidori, whip out my fire - B
Darth come up and see, burns of the third degree
Bare chat on the cord but no chat to my face
No facts from this 'lord' this Yurei disgrace

Darth is speaking tucked from a dead clan
fuckboys, dustboys destroyed by a fan
blow your dust up, shot in the air
your dust must be coke if you think this is fair

DarthTyrael's character is so very dank
I'm shooting bullets, he pulled out a blank
Darth you're a faggot but I guess that's not a choice
You're nothing but a maggot with an ego higher than Shiv's voice

You know, the only thing lower than my voice is your IQ,
You came to rap, but how to do it, you got no clue
What you gonna do if I roast you? Your dad gonna sue?
Go back to where you belong Leo, go back to the zoo
Or I'm gonna hit you so hard that your skin turns blue
You wanna pull out Kage? at least Darth beat Vreg, unlike you.

Now, I really don't want you getting angry,
I don't wanna babysit you, frankly.
Want me to book a taxi back to granny?

You act manly, but start crying, sadly...
I would gladly, badly, hurt you madly
but it would make you call me daddy,
so I'll pass, have fun crying, laddie.

Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Manuster on November 24, 2016, 15:45:42

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huFYl8-Omws&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huFYl8-Omws&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: America on November 24, 2016, 16:01:16
What's going on, oh Darth's dissing me
Taking all these shots but how they all missing me
Darth can only beat Vreg when Vreg's not trying
He's game in his head but he spent 2 years hiding

Artemis may be, but Mars aint Greek
With Nova's dick in your mouth I can't hear you speak
But check him out, this fresh new kage flexing
Man's shot he can only pop Vreg mid texting

Pull up, chidori, whip out my fire - B
Darth come up and see, burns of the third degree
Bare chat on the cord but no chat to my face
No facts from this 'lord' this Yurei disgrace

Darth is speaking tucked from a dead clan
fuckboys, dustboys destroyed by a fan
blow your dust up, shot in the air
your dust must be coke if you think this is fair

DarthTyrael's character is so very dank
I'm shooting bullets, he pulled out a blank
Darth you're a faggot but I guess that's not a choice
You're nothing but a maggot with an ego higher than Shiv's voice

You know, the only thing lower than my voice is your IQ,
You came to rap, but how to do it, you got no clue
What you gonna do if I roast you? Your dad gonna sue?
Go back to where you belong Leo, go back to the zoo
Or I'm gonna hit you so hard that your skin turns blue
You wanna pull out Kage? at least Darth beat Vreg, unlike you.

Now, I really don't want you getting angry,
I don't wanna babysit you, frankly.
Want me to book a taxi back to granny?

You act manly, but start crying, sadly...
I would gladly, badly, hurt you madly
but it would make you call me daddy,
so I'll pass, have fun crying, laddie.



(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248674491062812673/251377456060039168/1480003447498.jpeg)

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248674491062812673/251376262956711936/1480003160078.jpeg)
Title: Re: Rap Battle
Post by: Shivraj on November 24, 2016, 16:47:59
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248674491062812673/251377456060039168/1480003447498.jpeg)

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248674491062812673/251376262956711936/1480003160078.jpeg)

Would love to see you try to wreck us "gay nerds". It would be pretty easy, right? :) <3