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Author Topic: Twisted Wish  (Read 36181 times)

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Re: Twisted Wish
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2016, 17:27:01 »
Wow... that's bloody
Anyways...
Granted, but fire will burn you, water will drown you, air will blow a hole through you, lighting will cut you and earth will bury you.

I wish I could master all the Martial arts in the world

Granted, but you are paralyzed and unable to use them.

I wish for all of the world's problem's to be resolved.
Granted but then more problems just arise.

I wish the old thread didn't die.
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Re: Twisted Wish
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2016, 17:57:51 »

I wish the old thread didn't die.

Granted, but only the spirit that involved the old thread has moved on into a new one.

I wish I had l33t samrai skilz




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Re: Twisted Wish
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2016, 19:43:48 »

I wish manuster would be a meme

granted, but the joke will be on you.


ha! rekt!!!

Spoiler: show
+rep ofc




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Re: Twisted Wish
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2016, 19:52:12 »
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I wish for the worst of everything.

Granted, you got a malfunctioning clone of yourself.

I wish I didn't age.

Spoiler: show
no hate tho




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Re: Twisted Wish
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2016, 19:53:59 »
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I wish for the worst of everything.

Granted, you got a malfunctioned clone of yourself.

I wish I didn't age.
Granted but you'll soon encounter an existential crisis and be forever depressed.

I wish I had a job
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Re: Twisted Wish
« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2016, 20:23:01 »
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I wish for the worst of everything.
Granted but you'll soon encounter an existential crisis and be forever depressed.

I wish I had a job

Granted, you got a malfunctioned clone of yourself.

I wish I didn't age.
Granted but you'll exist outside time and remain invisible foreveerrrr

i wish you all donated to SLO for me
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Re: Twisted Wish
« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2016, 20:24:01 »
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I wish for the worst of everything.
Granted but you'll soon encounter an existential crisis and be forever depressed.

I wish I had a job

Granted, you got a malfunctioned clone of yourself.

I wish I didn't age.
Granted but you'll exist outside time and remain invisible foreveerrrr

i wish you all donated to SLO for me

Granted, but it will be from your bank account.

I wish I had all of zeh money.




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Re: Twisted Wish
« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2016, 20:34:06 »
I wish I had all of zeh money.
Granted, but you get robbed 2 seconds after you have all of zeh money lmao

I wish i wasn't so fabulous 


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Re: Twisted Wish
« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2016, 00:04:31 »
I wish I had all of zeh money.
Granted, but you get robbed 2 seconds after you have all of zeh money lmao

I wish i wasn't so fabulous 
Granted, but there were no need for it, you never were. (Lel)

I wish for zeh money and a missile-
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Re: Twisted Wish
« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2016, 00:17:11 »
Granted, But the missile immediately blows up and kills you.

I wish for lots of pure gold.

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Re: Twisted Wish
« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2016, 03:33:47 »
I wish i wasn't so fabulous 
Granted, but there were no need for it, you never were. (Lel)
#rekt


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Re: Twisted Wish
« Reply #41 on: July 22, 2016, 23:10:07 »
Granted, but but its worthless because latinum is the currency of the future!
I wish I could use the 3-D maneuvering device from AoT.
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Re: Twisted Wish
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2016, 00:58:02 »
Granted, but but its worthless because latinum is the currency of the future!
I wish I could use the 3-D maneuvering device from AoT.
Granted, but once you've used it it'll blow up on your face.
I wish no one reply to this thread ever again, whether it be you're the granter or not, nor will the staff be able to post.
(Haha, good luck.)
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Re: Twisted Wish
« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2016, 01:57:08 »

Arya is no one, the girl has no name. The girl corrupts your wish. The girl informs you've lost the Game.


A girl wishes she was as smart as Dr. House.

« Last Edit: July 23, 2016, 02:04:26 by SpeakingRain »
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Re: Twisted Wish
« Reply #44 on: August 11, 2016, 18:26:50 »

Arya is no one, the girl has no name. The girl corrupts your wish. The girl informs you've lost the Game.


A girl wishes she was as smart as Dr. House.



Well damn.....

Granted, but Dr.House suffers a seizure and becomes a vegetable. His IQ falls to single digits.

I wish my mum would get WiFi....
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