May contain mild violence, drug references, sexual references and mild offensive language. Not advised for a young audience (or anyone with a neuron count of two or higher).
The author does not owns all of the characters. Some are creation of other users and for them should go their merited credit for creating those specific characters.
The text that compose this story was originally posted on the official forum of the game Shinobi Life Online and reproducing the whole text or fragments of the text outside said forum without giving proper credits is not recommended.
The characters, events and situations described in this story have no relation with the real world. Any similarities are merely coincidence.