Let big daddy show you how you take a hill
In the safety of a UN bunker I work together with leading scientists to develop a rocket capable of disintegrating your base, we then equip the army with likewise weaponry anfd high-tech weaponry and launch a full scale war on your base
The combined strength of the UN and our high-tech weaponry easily overwhelms your troops and we slaughter them before approaching you and we throw you in Alaska in your underwear and give you a knife and some matches to help you survive
I Control the hill
Alright Yama and the I asked u for control of the Hill and u said why? Then I pimp slapped u sooo hard u gave me control.
I now control the hill (Although i let u stay in the basement as my pet)
Da disrespect bish!
I spend years body building in the basement then I break out take a shot gun, shoot both your legs to hell, t-bag your ass then remove my gloves and pummel your face to oblivion
I pick my shotgun and waste all my ammo on your face and t-bag you again
I take your body and give it to my lead scientist and he creates a clone of you every month and I shoot off your face every month.
I now control the hillI quote from the great darthtrayel(I think that's how it's spelt),"no h8 plz."
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