Twisted Wish

[Zama]

Wow... that's bloody
Anyways...
Granted, but fire will burn you, water will drown you, air will blow a hole through you, lighting will cut you and earth will bury you.

I wish I could master all the Martial arts in the world

Granted, but you are paralyzed and unable to use them.

I wish for all of the world's problem's to be resolved.

Granted but then more problems just arise.

I wish the old thread didn't die.

[DarthTyrael]

I wish the old thread didn't die.

Granted, but only the spirit that involved the old thread has moved on into a new one.

I wish I had l33t samrai skilz

[Manuster]

I wish manuster would be a meme

granted, but the joke will be on you.

ha! rekt!!!

Spoiler: show

+rep ofc

I wish I had l33t samrai skilz

Granted, but everyone else has l44t samrai skilz

I wish for the worst of everything.

[DarthTyrael]

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I wish for the worst of everything.

Granted, you got a malfunctioning clone of yourself.

I wish I didn't age.

Spoiler: show

no hate tho

[Zama]

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I wish for the worst of everything.

Granted, you got a malfunctioned clone of yourself.

I wish I didn't age.

Granted but you'll soon encounter an existential crisis and be forever depressed.

I wish I had a job

[Yamasukage]

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I wish for the worst of everything.

Granted but you'll soon encounter an existential crisis and be forever depressed.

I wish I had a job

Granted, you got a malfunctioned clone of yourself.

I wish I didn't age.

Granted but you'll exist outside time and remain invisible foreveerrrr

i wish you all donated to SLO for me

[DarthTyrael]

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I wish for the worst of everything.

Granted but you'll soon encounter an existential crisis and be forever depressed.

I wish I had a job

Granted, you got a malfunctioned clone of yourself.

I wish I didn't age.

Granted but you'll exist outside time and remain invisible foreveerrrr

i wish you all donated to SLO for me

Granted, but it will be from your bank account.

I wish I had all of zeh money.

[taigakun]

I wish I had all of zeh money.

Granted, but you get robbed 2 seconds after you have all of zeh money lmao

I wish i wasn't so fabulous 

[Tsunayoshi]

I wish I had all of zeh money.

Granted, but you get robbed 2 seconds after you have all of zeh money lmao

I wish i wasn't so fabulous 

Granted, but there were no need for it, you never were. (Lel)

I wish for zeh money and a missile-

[SirTroll]

Granted, But the missile immediately blows up and kills you.

I wish for lots of pure gold.

[taigakun]

I wish i wasn't so fabulous 

Granted, but there were no need for it, you never were. (Lel)

#rekt

[SpeakingRain]

Granted, but but its worthless because latinum is the currency of the future!
I wish I could use the 3-D maneuvering device from AoT.

[Tsunayoshi]

Granted, but but its worthless because latinum is the currency of the future!
I wish I could use the 3-D maneuvering device from AoT.

Granted, but once you've used it it'll blow up on your face.
I wish no one reply to this thread ever again, whether it be you're the granter or not, nor will the staff be able to post.
(Haha, good luck.)

[SpeakingRain]

Arya is no one, the girl has no name. The girl corrupts your wish. The girl informs you've lost the Game.


A girl wishes she was as smart as Dr. House.

[Manuster]

Arya is no one, the girl has no name. The girl corrupts your wish. The girl informs you've lost the Game.


A girl wishes she was as smart as Dr. House.

Well damn.....

Granted, but Dr.House suffers a seizure and becomes a vegetable. His IQ falls to single digits.

I wish my mum would get WiFi....