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The 'London roadman' games!
« on: January 15, 2017, 18:08:41 »
I have no fucking life, lmfao... but here goes:
I was taking a shower when a thought suddenly clouded my mind.

What is this?
The 'London roadman' games are a series of competitions to see who can produce the best and most realistic sentences using words from my dictionary.
Each round or episode is a week long and there will be rankings that reset every Sunday. Along with a weekly leader board we will also have an all-time leader board to determine who is the best of all time.

Points and titles:
The rankings go up to top 10 but only the top 3 receive titles according to their points.
1. Driller - You are at the top of the leader board with more points than anyone else.
2. Young G - Second best. Still young and learning but you have the potential to get up there!
3. Yute - Third and most demeaning title. You are the yute here. A young boy in the crew.

Points:
5 points - Excellent sentence. Realistic and I won't be able to distinguish you from a real driller.
3 points - Fine sentence, you've got a good structure. Acceptable.
1 point - Bare minimum. You tried, but you're still a scrub.

Conditions:
  • You have a week to submit your entries in hopes of reaching maximum points in order to claim the title
  • You are allowed a maximum of 5 sentences per day
  • The sentences have to be at-least 10 words long
  • You are not allowed to directly steal lyrics from songs
  • You DO NOT have to put a slang term throughout your entire sentence. It'll only look shit.
Post your work below!

Leader board and much more to come depending on whether people actually participate.
It'll be sad if nobody cares but oh well, thought this is a fun event.

Leader board
1. Nas - Driller - 19 points
2. DrSuhi - Young G - 10 points
3. Mars - Yute - 5 points
4. RyanFlashfire - 5 points
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Thanks for your time :*
« Last Edit: January 17, 2017, 00:04:46 by Snoopy »


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Re: The 'London roadman' games!
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2017, 21:53:47 »
posted on the block with my drillers and my niggers
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Re: The 'London roadman' games!
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2017, 01:57:59 »
Mars has taken up the leader board with 5 points. I wonder if anyone will contest.
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Re: The 'London roadman' games!
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2017, 11:08:11 »
me and the mandem are gonna hit road to cheff up some opp yutes

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Re: The 'London roadman' games!
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2017, 11:22:04 »
My tum tum chasin opps,
gettin blanked by da cops;
Or else they know imma skrr,
till da fuckers gonna get murked.
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Re: The 'London roadman' games!
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2017, 19:07:14 »
The leader board has been updated; Dr Suhi has taken nbr.1 spot with 5 points ahead.
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Re: The 'London roadman' games!
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2017, 23:23:19 »
Oi rudeboi!!
Come let mans chat you real quick.
Mans been out on road, heard from my yutes.
You paigons been chatting bare.
Obviously yea mans can't been trapping out here with the opps moving bookey, you get me blud.
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