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Fun Category => Games => Topic started by: Nova on February 22, 2016, 11:26:26

Title: I now control the hill
Post by: Nova on February 22, 2016, 11:26:26

Found this forum game on a different forum and thought it might've been a funny thing to do here as well.

the name of the game is: "I now control the hill"

The rules are:
-You may use any means to take the hill from the previous owner. I.E., stealth/brute force/unconventional tactics/etc
-Nothing is off limits you may assume you have "helpers" to move large objects or otherwise co-ordinate or synchronize your actions but try to rely on yourself
-Don't destroy the hill please ( on a different forum it only took about 3 posts before someone burrowed under the hill with 50lb's of c4...damn combat engineers)
-Has to be somewhat realistic, so no sci-fi or fantasy stuff.
-End your post with I now have the hill

If mods feel like there should be another rule they can add it.

an example would be:

Spoiler: show

I'll start.

After finishing building the hill, I build a house on top of it.
I am now on top of the hill laying down on the roof of the house looking at the stars.

I now have the hill.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Shivraj on February 22, 2016, 11:36:19

I use my sniper rifle to snipe Nova, I hit him right in the head, I move in and modify the house, I re-build the house to be bigger and more secure. Titanium walls, thick, steel door for the entrance and a password required to enter.

I now have the hill

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Konohuro on February 22, 2016, 11:58:48

I use Jcryer to hack the house. Any security system within the house is activated and no one from inside the house can change the system's values. Shivraj is stuck inside his house while I am hanging inside the house's chimney for self protection. Shivraj is stuck in his own titanium coffin.

I now have the hill.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Shivraj on February 22, 2016, 12:26:52

I take out my drill, and set up a timed c4 explosion, I then drill my way out of there with half a minute left, and travel just out of the blast zone using my bike, I wait for it to blow up, killing Konohuro along with it, I then travel back to the hill and build a steel fortress, with unhackable security, and human security.

I now have the hill

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Nova on February 22, 2016, 12:34:25

I travel to the hill, dropping sleeping gas on several places on the hill making the human protection useless.
I then walk up the the iron walls and blow those up using well placed C4's.
I sneak up to Shivraj, and give him a swift bash on his head, knocking him out.
I then throw Shivraj off the hill.
I fix the walls, and add automated security guns & detection cameras to spot infiltrators and take them out.

I now have the hill.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Konohuro on February 22, 2016, 20:14:36

I hire Rambo, make 9 clones of him and send them to the hill. The entire army is destroyed by only one Rambo while the others annihilate the Donkey Kong. No casualties. I simply move to the plain hill, on top of it, place 5 walls around me and I turn them into portals thus creating a portal box with me and the 10 Rambo inside. Everything that touches the walls will be automatically teleported in the outer space near a black hole that will start absorbing anything near it (including the teleported objects).

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: json243 on February 23, 2016, 00:30:41

I use the powers of the US military to bomb the hill, ending the lives of all people, animals, plants, etc. within a 100 yard radius. I then ride up to the top of the hill on my ATV and set up a flag and grind on the flag. Then many young female ladies stroll up to my hill where I take them on the train to pound town :P

I now have the hill

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: dati on February 23, 2016, 05:00:03

Quote from: json243 on February 23, 2016, 00:30:41

I use the powers of the US military to bomb the hill, ending the lives of all people, animals, plants, etc. within a 100 yard radius. I then ride up to the top of the hill on my ATV and set up a flag and grind on the flag. Then many young female ladies stroll up to my hill where I take them on the train to pound town :P

I now have the hill

One of your ladies work for me and poisoned you during the process. You are now dead and I now have the hill

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: jcryer on February 23, 2016, 07:35:18

Quote from: Konohuro on February 22, 2016, 11:58:48

I use Jcryer to hack the house. Any security system within the house is activated and no one from inside the house can change the system's values. Shivraj is stuck inside his house while I am hanging inside the house's chimney for self protection. Shivraj is stuck in his own titanium coffin.

I now have the hill.

I feel used.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Shivraj on February 23, 2016, 07:59:22

I don't buy the house, then I murder you in front of everyone brutally and I rip you apart using my bare hands, and then I feed you to my sharks.

I build a big building, and make it the base of the UN, if anyone attacks me now, the whole world will be after them.

I now have the hill

BTW 9000 megatonnes should be enough to blow the WHOLE planet up, so stay in the realistic realm k? or else I'll start going sci-fi on your ass, and you'll regret it. xP

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Nova on February 23, 2016, 14:21:22

Quote from: SirTroll on February 23, 2016, 07:55:42

Using a thermonuclear bomb of aproximate yield over 9000 megatonnes, I destroy everything in the area, including dati.

@SirTroll
Destroying everything in the area and thus also destroying the hill, so you destroyed the hill which was against the rules?

I'm fine if it gets somewhat competitive / taken serious, but don't go overboard and destroy the hill. ty.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Nova on February 23, 2016, 16:46:40

Quote from: SirTroll on February 23, 2016, 16:28:58

Quote from: Nova on February 23, 2016, 14:21:22
Quote from: SirTroll on February 23, 2016, 07:55:42
Using a thermonuclear bomb of aproximate yield over 9000 megatonnes, I destroy everything in the area, including dati.

@SirTroll
Destroying everything in the area and thus also destroying the hill, so you destroyed the hill which was against the rules?

I'm fine if it gets somewhat competitive / taken serious, but don't go overboard and destroy the hill. ty.
Ok, but can you destroy it and then rebuild it? e.g
I nuke the hill, destroying it and I then rebuild the hill
I now have the hill

Nope, destroying it in the first place is against the rule ^.^
Same goes for anyone else thinking of using too many explosive power though.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Cryptonexin on February 23, 2016, 17:08:09

Quote from: Nova on February 22, 2016, 11:26:26

Found this forum game on a different forum and thought it might've been a funny thing to do here as well.

the name of the game is: "I now control the hill"

The rules are:
-You may use any means to take the hill from the previous owner. I.E., stealth/brute force/unconventional tactics/etc
-Nothing is off limits

Yeah hey......... this is completely off topic. But I'm really scratching my head right now... So is rule 2 "Nothing is off Limits" do you mean there are no limits or is it that Nothing is off Limits... Like is Limits(you know limits, right? like the guy) unbeatable in this game or something or is he an Easy win? Thanks for the reply

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Konohuro on February 23, 2016, 17:25:33

Quote from: SirTroll on February 23, 2016, 17:02:24

Ill hold that in mind.

Using a team of top physicists, I generate a hyper-kinetic relativistic field of gravitational waves, which I use to project hyper-frequent dimensional alloys into the rift of dispersion, and I use thermobaric nuclei of hyperium conduits to reveal the dispersionate tricluders of space - time. Using this quantum gyroscope, I beam gaseous antimatter into nanofractures into Shiv's lower cranium, fusing his synapses, causing the disporortionate analysis of post-mortem recovery, leading the world's political leaders to believe that he died of being too stupid. I then use venture capitalism to invest in hedge-funds that don't exist and therefore crash the economic plain the world plunges into a great depression akin to the one commenced by the wall-street crash, grating a new era of extremism. amok the chaos, i walk up the hill and plant a flag with my face into the top. I then use my quantum entanglement gyroscope to annihilate anything that poses a threat within 3 miles (including bullets)

I now have the hill.

@Shivraj You really wanna mess with that? ;P

Quote from: Nova

-Has to be somewhat realistic, so no sci-fi or fantasy stuff.

Troll, pls...

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Shivraj on February 23, 2016, 17:28:36

Quote from: SirTroll on February 23, 2016, 17:02:24

Ill hold that in mind.

Using a team of top physicists, I generate a hyper-kinetic relativistic field of gravitational waves, which I use to project hyper-frequent dimensional alloys into the rift of dispersion, and I use thermobaric nuclei of hyperium conduits to reveal the dispersionate tricluders of space - time. Using this quantum gyroscope, I beam gaseous antimatter into nanofractures into Shiv's lower cranium, fusing his synapses, causing the disporortionate analysis of post-mortem recovery, leading the world's political leaders to believe that he died of being too stupid. I then use venture capitalism to invest in hedge-funds that don't exist and therefore crash the economic plain the world plunges into a great depression akin to the one commenced by the wall-street crash, grating a new era of extremism. amok the chaos, i walk up the hill and plant a flag with my face into the top. I then use my quantum entanglement gyroscope to annihilate anything that poses a threat within 3 miles (including bullets)

I now have the hill.

@Shivraj You really wanna mess with that? ;P

again, follow the rules or you WILL regret fighting me in a battle of science.
(gonna let this be simple)
I do nothing. Gathering the world's best scientists I figure out the secret to immortality, we just had to clone ourselves. I am immortal, you die in a measly 100 years.

I now have the hill

really though, starting from the post that didn't break any rules

dati's post

I hire 10 assassins to kill you, and walk up the hill, turns out you were just sitting on the hill and not doing anything, unprotected, so we just killed you and built a small house, with a whole army base extending miles from the hill, with extraordinary security, 60 feet tall walls around the base, near the base of the walls many cameras that detect threats from ants, to thermonuclear missiles and shoot them to exterminate them, also having missiles to blow up any missiles heading towards the base, the base has UNHACKABLE security measurements and a bunker that once locked from the inside releases a poison gas to the outside world so that no one other than the people in the bunker can stay alive, inside the base.

I now have the hill.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: misi4444 on February 23, 2016, 22:42:30

I report every house on the hill since they have no registered adresses and were built illegally. After state takes the hill back as a property of state. I open a real estate agency and sell it for good money

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Shivraj on February 24, 2016, 12:54:20

Quote from: misi4444 on February 23, 2016, 22:42:30

I report every house on the hill since they have no registered adresses and were built illegally. After state takes the hill back as a property of state I open a real estate agency and sell it for good money

but it's a US army base... and you didn't say I now have the hill at the end

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Yamasukage on February 24, 2016, 14:23:30

Quote from: Shivraj on February 23, 2016, 17:28:36

really though, starting from the post that didn't break any rules

dati's post

I hire 10 assassins to kill you, and walk up the hill, turns out you were just sitting on the hill and not doing anything, unprotected, so we just killed you and built a small house, with a whole army base extending miles from the hill, with extraordinary security, 60 feet tall walls around the base, near the base of the walls many cameras that detect threats from ants, to thermonuclear missiles and shoot them to exterminate them, also having missiles to blow up any missiles heading towards the base, the base has UNHACKABLE security measurements and a bunker that once locked from the inside releases a poison gas to the outside world so that no one other than the people in the bunker can stay alive, inside the base.

I now have the hill.

Gotta keep it simple

first of i acquire a horizontal underground drill ,with a drill made out of magnesium alloy which easily pierces the strongest of metals, i drill below your base all the way to your bunker i simply enter it, lock myself inside and your ultimate defense mechanism kills you, yep that's right your whole base was wiped out by your poison.

I pour oil on all your lifeless bodies and and light a fire to dispose of you, before i take over base change the coulor to black and extend the defenses to at least fifty meters below the ground before but keeping all the designs you mad for your base

I now have the hill.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Shivraj on February 24, 2016, 14:31:11

Quote from: Yamasukage on February 24, 2016, 14:23:30

Quote from: Shivraj on February 23, 2016, 17:28:36

really though, starting from the post that didn't break any rules

dati's post

I hire 10 assassins to kill you, and walk up the hill, turns out you were just sitting on the hill and not doing anything, unprotected, so we just killed you and built a small house, with a whole army base extending miles from the hill, with extraordinary security, 60 feet tall walls around the base, near the base of the walls many cameras that detect threats from ants, to thermonuclear missiles and shoot them to exterminate them, also having missiles to blow up any missiles heading towards the base, the base has UNHACKABLE security measurements and a bunker that once locked from the inside releases a poison gas to the outside world so that no one other than the people in the bunker can stay alive, inside the base.

I now have the hill.

Gotta keep it simple

first of i acquire a horizontal underground drill ,with a drill made out of magnesium alloy which easily pierces the strongest of metals, i drill below your base all the way to your bunker i simply enter it, lock myself inside and your ultimate defense mechanism kills you, yep that's right your whole base was wiped out by your poison.

I pour oil on all your lifeless bodies and and light a fire to dispose of you, before i take over base change the coulor to black and extend the defenses to at least fifty meters below the ground before but keeping all the designs you mad for your base

I now have the hill.

I made the security systems so I can hack them

I hack the systems to fire all the missiles on Yamasukage, I then simply walk in by showing my pass to the camera systems.

I now have the hill

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Yamasukage on February 24, 2016, 14:39:19

lol i hate you

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Cryptonexin on February 24, 2016, 18:34:15

Quote from: SirTroll on February 24, 2016, 16:34:00

Using a super powerful camera, I record what your pass looks like and how you hacked the security, and perfectly copy both. I undergo plastic surgery to make myself look like you and I walk pas all the cameras in the same way you did. I enter the base unharmed and execute you brutally with my $300 dollar CS:GO rainbow camo butterfly knife. I use my new-found hacking knowledge to reprogram the system to make it entirely unhackable without having a full CT scan that perfectly matches me whilst I think about a secret thing. I remove the 'pass' system and make the floor out if magnesium alloy and pure diamond layers. I set up anti-orbital defences and fully modernise the current defences using project STAR WARS (america's laser-based anti missile system).
I now have the hill

I get a group of 500 ninjas and samurai to attack your hill, before that we throw a giant EMP bomb disabling any systems and allowing us to pass through. We go through all your defenses and such using ninja skills that have been implemented through training for 40 years. We get a diamond drill that are bigger than Big Bertha and cut through that magnesium and diamond floors, as we move in we also steal your moms cookies. We move in with our swords to your location, as you have noticed our arrival you sent every man in your base against us with Guns un-effected by the EMP. We, then move in a Spartan formation with spiked riot shields that deflect all bullets and begin to push your men back until they are surrounded. Then the front row launch the spikes on their riot shields and kill half your men, the second row do the same thing and its goes on and on until all your men are dead. We find where you are hiding, using our ninja sense we realise you have defenses also not effected by the EMP and you have a minigun with you that would tear through our riot shields. So we do this the easy way, we pick up a sniper that one of your tower guards had, then we go back to your office, you out of surprise fire your minigun and kill 3 samurai and 1 ninja. The ninja holding the gun gets angry and then jumps in and MLG 360 noscopes you, but you also manage to kill him. We then find the security system and destroy it, disabling everything. We then find your mom in the office. I now remove everything you have built and instead sit on the hill doing nothing and just put the hill on eBay for 50 million dollars for anyone to buy, since we don't wish to reach to war and violence anyone can buy it, even if you come back from the dead, and the buyer will be under our protection while building the hill and no harm would be endured to him.

I now have the hill.
(and your mom)

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Nova on February 24, 2016, 18:44:14

I pay cryptonexin an unsigned bill of 50 million dollars, and surprised by the zeros on the bill he more than gladly accepted it without looking at whether it was legitimate or not.
Back owning the Hill I build a pool as the summer got rather close, I am now enjoying a few drinks whilst going off the waterslide.

I now have the hill.

(totally serious pls.)

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Shivraj on February 24, 2016, 19:00:46

Quote from: SirTroll on February 24, 2016, 18:52:37

I make a anonymous police complaint about nova wasting water with his waterslide in the middle of summer, and then report the faked bill. Nova is thrown into jail for forgery, and I hire a ultimate assassin to recover my mum from crypto - but he fails. I send mars, and crypto kills himself because mars' wont notice him, so I recover my mother. I then declare my land as an embassy of Russia, and get diplomatic immunity and backing by both the USSR and America. Then I go down the waterslide myself ;)

I now have the hill.

as long as he pays for it it's okay, you can't get him in jail because of him wasting water.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Nova on February 24, 2016, 19:03:01

Quote from: Shivraj on February 24, 2016, 19:00:46

Quote from: SirTroll on February 24, 2016, 18:52:37
I make a anonymous police complaint about nova wasting water with his waterslide in the middle of summer, and then report the faked bill. Nova is thrown into jail for forgery, and I hire a ultimate assassin to recover my mum from crypto - but he fails. I send mars, and crypto kills himself because mars' wont notice him, so I recover my mother. I then declare my land as an embassy of Russia, and get diplomatic immunity and backing by both the USSR and America. Then I go down the waterslide myself ;)

I now have the hill.
as long as he pays for it it's okay, you can't get him in jail because of him wasting water.

I probably got thrown in to jail for faking a bill, but my question is how did he find out :o.
Rip Mars & my waterslide will be missed :c

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Ken on February 24, 2016, 19:04:51

Quote from: SirTroll on February 24, 2016, 18:52:37

I make a anonymous police complaint about nova wasting water with his waterslide in the middle of summer, and then report the faked bill. Nova is thrown into jail for forgery, and I hire a ultimate assassin to recover my mum from crypto - but he fails. I send mars, and crypto kills himself because mars' wont notice him, so I recover my mother. I then declare my land as an embassy of Russia, and get diplomatic immunity and backing by both the USSR and America. Then I go down the waterslide myself ;)

I now have the hill.

WASTING WATER BRUH ?
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Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Shivraj on February 24, 2016, 19:05:13

Quote from: SirTroll on February 24, 2016, 19:01:34

Have you
Quote from: Shivraj on February 24, 2016, 19:00:46
Quote from: SirTroll on February 24, 2016, 18:52:37
I make a anonymous police complaint about nova wasting water with his waterslide in the middle of summer, and then report the faked bill. Nova is thrown into jail for forgery, and I hire a ultimate assassin to recover my mum from crypto - but he fails. I send mars, and crypto kills himself because mars' wont notice him, so I recover my mother. I then declare my land as an embassy of Russia, and get diplomatic immunity and backing by both the USSR and America. Then I go down the waterslide myself ;)

I now have the hill.
as long as he pays for it it's okay, you can't get him in jail because of him wasting water.
have you ever been to africa

Is the hill in africa? cause if you have US and USSR immunity for a Russian embassy, I guess you're in US? Logic... learn to use it.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Cryptonexin on February 24, 2016, 19:05:27

Quote from: Nova on February 24, 2016, 19:03:01

Quote from: Shivraj on February 24, 2016, 19:00:46
Quote from: SirTroll on February 24, 2016, 18:52:37
I make a anonymous police complaint about nova wasting water with his waterslide in the middle of summer, and then report the faked bill. Nova is thrown into jail for forgery, and I hire a ultimate assassin to recover my mum from crypto - but he fails. I send mars, and crypto kills himself because mars' wont notice him, so I recover my mother. I then declare my land as an embassy of Russia, and get diplomatic immunity and backing by both the USSR and America. Then I go down the waterslide myself ;)

I now have the hill.
as long as he pays for it it's okay, you can't get him in jail because of him wasting water.

I probably got thrown in to jail for faking a bill, but my question is how did he find out :o.
Rip Mars & my waterslide will be missed :c

Wait, was my post removed?

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Ken on February 24, 2016, 19:09:38

Quote from: Shivraj on February 24, 2016, 19:05:13

Quote from: SirTroll on February 24, 2016, 19:01:34
Have you
Quote from: Shivraj on February 24, 2016, 19:00:46
Quote from: SirTroll on February 24, 2016, 18:52:37
I make a anonymous police complaint about nova wasting water with his waterslide in the middle of summer, and then report the faked bill. Nova is thrown into jail for forgery, and I hire a ultimate assassin to recover my mum from crypto - but he fails. I send mars, and crypto kills himself because mars' wont notice him, so I recover my mother. I then declare my land as an embassy of Russia, and get diplomatic immunity and backing by both the USSR and America. Then I go down the waterslide myself ;)

I now have the hill.
as long as he pays for it it's okay, you can't get him in jail because of him wasting water.
have you ever been to africa
Is the hill in africa? cause if you have US and USSR immunity for a Russian embassy, I guess you're in US? Logic... learn to use it.

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Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Nova on February 24, 2016, 19:12:14

Quote from: Cryptonexin on February 23, 2016, 17:08:09

Yeah hey......... this is completely off topic. But I'm really scratching my head right now... So is rule 2 "Nothing is off Limits" do you mean there are no limits or is it that Nothing is off Limits... Like is Limits(you know limits, right? like the guy) unbeatable in this game or something or is he an Easy win? Thanks for the reply

Nothing is off limits, meaning that you can use any realistic means that you see fit.
Without limitation, So let's say you could hire 10 chuck norris' and it wouldn't matter.

However, you can't destroy the hill no matter what. so using too many explosives or too much explosive power would probably end up in the hill being destroyed.
Hope that somewhat clears it up. ^.^

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Shivraj on February 24, 2016, 19:20:14

I clone Chuck Norris into 9 other copies of him, I then follow the 10 chuck norrises into battle, only one of them was enough to kill you and the other 9 were enough to make US and USSR willing to let me take over the embassy.

I now have the hill.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Shivraj on February 25, 2016, 08:36:18

Quote from: SirTroll on February 24, 2016, 19:25:02

I report you to the relevant authorities about illegally cloning people . You are put in jail and placed permanently on a FBI watchlist banning you from medical practices. I return to my hill

I now have the hill :P

The one you put on FBI watchlist was a clone of me, you don't know this. I return to the hill with my pass and enter the base, I then take out my Rocket Launcher and aim for your head, I blow you up.

I make the actual base underground with one small house on the hill. (underground around the hill, so not destroying it)Whenever someone unauthorized comes near it, it sends out a team of drones with a good arsenal of guns, I then make sure that nothing such as Nuclear weapons etc. can harm the house by having missiles launch whenever something that can threaten the house comes anywhere near.

I now have the hill.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: popcornfrenzy on April 16, 2016, 02:42:30

I bribe the us military,russian millitary,british military,chinese military to have an agreement protocol to clean informal settlers (including you in the hill)
Then I build a house with iron walls and metal outlines and plants crops of carnivorous plants around the hill

I now have the hill.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Manuster on April 16, 2016, 18:07:58

Quote from: Cryptonexin on February 24, 2016, 18:34:15

The ninja holding the gun gets angry and then jumps in and MLG 360 noscopes you

Keep it realistic please.

I build 9 identical looking hills surrounding 'The hill' and position snipers and an array of long distance combatants. They take out anyone who dares leave the hill.
After several months everyone within 'The hill' dies of starvation.
I use an EMP. For everything that survives it, I use a high power magnet to draw in all your EMP-resistant metals and proceed to melt them within a specially designed furnace.
I burn the carniverous plants.

I then surround the base of all 10 hills with lava and build a 5km high Steel iron-nickel cage. The cage runs 2km deep underground and just about surrounds the 10 hills. Upon each hill is a greenhouse to provide oxygen and water is provided through collecting the rain that falls outside the cage.

The cage carries an electric charge of 1000 amps (bearing in mind it takes 0.1 to 0.2 amp to kill). And is equipped to be anit-EMP and coated with bulletproof plastic it orevent any magnets from working on the cage.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: waly206 on April 16, 2016, 22:12:26

GOD DAMM!!

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Manuster on April 16, 2016, 23:16:40

I employ a prostitute to seduce SirTroll and kill him in his sleep. She then brings his dead body and I undergo surgery to copy his voice, eyes, fingerprints...*shivers* and face.

I then impersonate him for all eternity.
Yay.
Lucky me.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Yamasukage on June 13, 2016, 21:42:26

Drops Nuclear bombs on your ass, gets gas masks cleans up dead bodies waits a couple of year for nuclear effects to lessen before moving in and setting up building made up of titanium which can withstand explosion and has gas ventilation system which prevents poison gas and other harmful gases , "aahhh yesh my own little deathstar."

I own the Hill

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Nova on June 13, 2016, 22:02:59

Quote from: Yamasukage on June 13, 2016, 21:42:26

Drops Nuclear bombs on your ass, gets gas masks cleans up dead bodies waits a couple of year for nuclear effects to lessen before moving in and setting up building made up of titanium which can withstand explosion and has gas ventilation system which prevents poison gas and other harmful gases , "aahhh yesh my own little deathstar."

I own the Hill

Quote from: Nova on February 22, 2016, 11:26:26

The rules are:
-Don't destroy the hill please ( on a different forum it only took about 3 posts before someone burrowed under the hill with 50lb's of c4...damn combat engineers)

@Yamasukage
Try again please, I'm pretty confident if you throw a nuclear bomb on the mountain that you'll destroy it.
Your entry is invalid, and against the game rules.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Yamasukage on June 13, 2016, 22:14:21

Quote from: Nova on June 13, 2016, 22:02:59

Quote from: Yamasukage on June 13, 2016, 21:42:26
Drops Nuclear bombs on your ass, gets gas masks cleans up dead bodies waits a couple of year for nuclear effects to lessen before moving in and setting up building made up of titanium which can withstand explosion and has gas ventilation system which prevents poison gas and other harmful gases , "aahhh yesh my own little deathstar."

I own the Hill

Quote from: Nova on February 22, 2016, 11:26:26
The rules are:
-Don't destroy the hill please ( on a different forum it only took about 3 posts before someone burrowed under the hill with 50lb's of c4...damn combat engineers)
@Yamasukage
Try again please, I'm pretty confident if you throw a nuclear bomb on the mountain that you'll destroy it.
Your entry is invalid, and against the game rules.

I hate you Nova (-_- ) like if I had a knife in my hand I'd put it in your eye (-_- ) jk dude XD

Plants hacker near Manuster which hacks into russian military base, Russia quickly pick up the hacking signal and send an entire fleet towards Manuster they embarrass him and completely slaughter the fool
I put up an unhackable titanium military base with state of the art tech, make it gas proof and resistant to explosions and offers highly trained Ninja's from Taiwan lots of money for them to work and I hire a fake batman to watch for intruders and I begin creating Kryptonian cells

I now control the Hill (I'll kill you Nova don't even look here (-_-). )

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Manuster on June 14, 2016, 01:47:18

Quote from: Yamasukage on June 13, 2016, 22:14:21

Quote from: Nova on February 22, 2016, 11:26:26
The rules are:
-Don't destroy the hill please ( on a different forum it only took about 3 posts before someone burrowed under the hill with 50lb's of c4...damn combat engineers)
Russia quickly pick up the hacking signal and send an entire fleet towards Manuster they embarrass him and completely slaughter the fool

Sorry to burst your bubble babes but an entire fleet of Russia's air force would destroy my homely, innocent hill.

There's no weaponry that would destroy ST's lovely defenses without destroying the hill.

But at least you tried. :*

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Ken on June 14, 2016, 01:52:05

I hire Putin, i'm rushing B.

I now control the Hill alongside my brother Putin. Сукаааа

(http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/54dca9696da811dd048b4567-480/putin.jpg)

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Manuster on June 14, 2016, 01:56:54

Quote from: Ken on June 14, 2016, 01:52:05

I hire Putin, i'm rushing B.

I now control the Hill alongside my brother Putin. Сукаааа

(http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/54dca9696da811dd048b4567-480/putin.jpg)

I hire Putin. I speak Russian. And I sell him English secrets.

Kek I control the Hill.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: waly206 on June 14, 2016, 03:49:27

I hire a group of elite undercover mercenaries to kill Putin and throw manuster to the ocean with a boat( no food only water)and build lighting charge fences and 5 walls of the strongest and thickest metal on the planet and the height of the burj khalifa inside metal dome made with same metal as the walls, outside of that is defended by rail guns, helicopers, tanks, ground soldiers, ninjas, and missiles of the strogest kind
To protect the hill.

I CONTROL THE HILL

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Yamasukage on June 14, 2016, 05:52:02

Quote from: Manuster on June 14, 2016, 01:47:18

Quote from: Yamasukage on June 13, 2016, 22:14:21
Quote from: Nova on February 22, 2016, 11:26:26
The rules are:
-Don't destroy the hill please ( on a different forum it only took about 3 posts before someone burrowed under the hill with 50lb's of c4...damn combat engineers)
Russia quickly pick up the hacking signal and send an entire fleet towards Manuster they embarrass him and completely slaughter the fool

Sorry to burst your bubble babes but an entire fleet of Russia's air force would destroy my homely, innocent hill.

There's no weaponry that would destroy ST's lovely defenses without destroying the hill.

But at least you tried. :*

Manuster your going to die I promise you that bruh (-_- )

I pay one of your ninjas to assassinate everybody and then brainwash your troops into believing you're a crap leader then I start a hostile up rising your troops kill each other I go up to your base with my bazooka and I shoot it at you
I hire russian troops I get titanium base with a titanium bunker and with gas filters and I get guns hundred/thousands/millions heck they're all produced by Tony Stark

I control the hill me no excuses it's mine!

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Tsunayoshi on June 19, 2016, 11:10:51

Tony Stark was working for me and he ordered all his machines and stuff to execute you while your death was being broadcast over every screen in the world, then all your troops lose the will to stand up to me, and all the people that were gonna side with the other person that was to take the hill had lost their balls and gave up on the hill.
I hire all the countries and forces in the whole wide world and, and they all work under me like dogs.

I build a castle which only me and a selected few get to be in, avoiding assassination, I also Tony Stark's machines checking every freaking place in the whole hill, yes even underground.

I now siege the hill.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Tsunayoshi on June 19, 2016, 11:29:16

You were dreaming, and when you woke up smiling you cry in desperation.
I had a dream of a man that told me of some machines that are still working that aren't mine and that could end my reign. I quickly order my squads to go destroy the machines making the hill impregnable.

I still reign over the hill.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Manuster on June 19, 2016, 13:26:20

Quote from: SirTroll on June 19, 2016, 11:25:52

Seeing as noone has destroyed my defenses yet, I active my EMP tower (rendering all of your machines useless) and I then magnetically manipulate some of the antimatter that for some reason is still there, and I entirely annihilate anything not owned by me. After seeing the pure destructive power I wield, every country in the world bows down to me as their god. I walk in and throw you to into the moat.

I expand the field so that it is constantly on, and I turn the antimatter moat into an antimatter ballistic shield, which encompasses the entire complex, as that it is now impenetrable

I then take some magic pills so that I don't die of old age.

I now control the hill

What he said^^
I stole his identity so 'me' and 'I' actually refer to...me ;)

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Tsunayoshi on June 20, 2016, 09:47:22

When someone gets killed, are they still in the game? o.o

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: DarthTyrael on June 20, 2016, 10:30:06

I was one of the employees controlling the machines. Using this, I ran over you while you were distracted and claimed the hill for my own.

I now control the hill

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Tsunayoshi on June 20, 2016, 11:29:36

z.z I did say that I lived in my own castle, so no machines would come around me really, but alright. :D

I had my assistant go down to give orders, you must've thought it was me out of arrogance and decided to kill my assistant. I'll let you live, though it's up to you if you can survive. *Kicks you down the hill*.

The hill my

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Yamasukage on June 20, 2016, 14:56:20

i invite a majority your assistants to a magic show and brainwash them into believing that their boss is a tyrant who exploits them and mistreats them later on i arm them with hi-tech 22nd century badASS weaponry and task them with the objective of making me the ruler of the hill and later on from within your base during your most vulnerable moment they commence a hostile uprising and kill of your guards they tie you up i walk into the room pull out my my nice hand grenade stuff it down your pants and throw you down the hill

i build arm my base with unhackable cyborgs and and giant robots, force the world governments into submission due to my superior tech and force them to build monuments in my image and provide me with resources needed for maintaining and upgrading my tech army, i create a fortress on the hill i which is a cyborg with a sign stating 'you better bring armageddon to enter here son!' and within it i create another base made of titanium and with an automatic self-defence system and within it i have ps4's wired up to every jet on the hill which is controlled by my happy troops as they enjoy doughnuts and infinite coke and pizza

i now control the hill

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on July 28, 2016, 02:17:20

I create a nano-organism which is loaded with titanium and other heavy metal digesting enzymes and release it on your fortress.

Then I create two more nano-organism one is host specific to humans and can solidify plasma (the liquid component of human blood), I call it N1 and another deadly one, which is again host specific to human and can undergo rapid growth once it infects its victim and spread.
It kills its host within a minute of contact. I call it N2. (And create an antidote for it).

Now I approach one of your slave government with the cure for your "Titanium disappearance" (of course the cure is fake).
They take me to your headquarters where me and my squad in guise of releasing the Anti-titanium eating bug, secretly mix N1 in the doughnuts, pizzas, other eatables, drinks and beverages supply of your army.
Now your army starts falling ill (and you too). Your slave governments plan to destroy my labs. But I threaten them and ask them to join me or else I'll release an even more deadlier disease (N2) on their lands.
They oblige (but nevertheless, I'll kill all the government leaders around the world who supported Yama once my work is done, such fickles should not be trusted ya know) and I proceed towards the hill with N2 and the armies of the governments.

I blackmail Yama to transfer ownership of his fortress to me otherwise I'll release the deadly disease, (you are in your death throes anyways) you reject and I inject N2 in your ill soldiers and you watch them suffer so hard in front of you and die. Ultimately, you transfer the ownership to me and as a favor I let you die by N1.

Now I reinforce and rebuild your fortress (oh it's mine now).Sterilize the hill with anti-N1 and Anti-N2. Kill the governments under you (as already stated) and surround the hill with all the world's deadly diseases (along with N1 and N2) as a defensive barrier, while I stay inside the fortress, with my squad and army. Everyone is vaccinated like hell and resistant to all the diseases except N2, for which they have to take the Antidote every day (can't let them betray me lel.)

I now control the hill.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: waly206 on July 28, 2016, 05:35:55

Quote from: Toratsume Nyshn on July 28, 2016, 02:17:20

I create a nano-organism which is loaded with titanium and other heavy metal digesting enzymes and release it on your fortress.

Then I create two more nano-organism one is host specific to humans and can solidify plasma (the liquid component of human blood), I call it N1 and another deadly one, which is again host specific to human and can undergo rapid growth once it infects its victim and spread.
It kills its host within a minute of contact. I call it N2. (And create an antidote for it).

Now I approach one of your slave government with the cure for your "Titanium disappearance" (of course the cure is fake).
They take me to your headquarters where me and my squad in guise of releasing the Anti-titanium eating bug, secretly mix N1 in the doughnuts, pizzas, other eatables, drinks and beverages supply of your army.
Now your army starts falling ill (and you too). Your slave governments plan to destroy my labs. But I threaten them and ask them to join me or else I'll release an even more deadlier disease (N2) on their lands.
They oblige (but nevertheless, I'll kill all the government leaders around the world who supported Yama once my work is done, such fickles should not be trusted ya know) and I proceed towards the hill with N2 and the armies of the governments.

I blackmail Yama to transfer ownership of his fortress to me otherwise I'll release the deadly disease, (you are in your death throes anyways) you reject and I inject N2 in your ill soldiers and you watch them suffer so hard in front of you and die. Ultimately, you transfer the ownership to me and as a favor I let you die by N1.

Now I reinforce and rebuild your fortress (oh it's mine now).Sterilize the hill with anti-N1 and Anti-N2. Kill the governments under you (as already stated) and surround the hill with all the world's deadly diseases (along with N1 and N2) as a defensive barrier, while I stay inside the fortress, with my squad and army. Everyone is vaccinated like hell and resistant to all the diseases except N2, for which they have to take the Antidote every day (can't let them betray me lel.)

I now control the hill.

Holy mother of all XD

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: mamoudou52404 on August 02, 2016, 03:58:42

I asked you 'Nysh' for control of the hill and you gave it to me nicely :) i bribed you by giving you a higher position in Nanatsu and you move out and I move in fully having the same exact effects that you did.

I now control the hill.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on August 02, 2016, 06:57:44

Quote from: mamoudou52404 on August 02, 2016, 03:58:42

I asked you 'Nysh' for control of the hill and you gave it to me nicely :) i bribed you by giving you a higher position in Nanatsu and you move out and I move in fully having the same exact effects that you did.

I now control the hill.

Lel... yes it's all yours now ^^

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Kings_Head on August 02, 2016, 07:01:19

Quote from: mamoudou52404 on August 02, 2016, 03:58:42

i bribed you by giving you a higher position in Nanatsu

wouldn't be legit since he's my doshi

I go up to Mamoudou and slap him so hard that his soul leaves his body and now he's dead

I now control the hill

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on August 23, 2016, 08:14:44

Quote from: Kings_Head on August 02, 2016, 07:01:19

Quote from: mamoudou52404 on August 02, 2016, 03:58:42
i bribed you by giving you a higher position in Nanatsu
wouldn't be legit since he's my doshi

I go up to Mamoudou and slap him so hard that his soul leaves his body and now he's dead

I now control the hill

whut!!!??
anyways...
I never left the fortress because all the world's deadly diseases are outside it and I don't wanna die yet... so I sneak up to Kings_Head's dinner and add sleeping pills to it. Kings goes into a deep slumber that night and I equip him with a oxygen mask and cylinders and put him in an airtight cylinder in which I put a note

Quote

Pull the hatch to open.

and launch him outside the perimeter of the highly pathogenic environment surrounding the hill.

My squad and army are happy to see me again. (Cuz I was hiding in the fortress like a ghillied sniper :3) as I take back my hill.

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Jamezoar on August 23, 2016, 11:32:43

almighty push!!!!!!!!!! my hill now bishes

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Nova on August 23, 2016, 11:59:11

Quote from: Jamezoar on August 23, 2016, 11:32:43

almighty push!!!!!!!!!! my hill now bishes

@Jamezoar
Your entry has been deemed invalid, please read the game rules before posting on it.
Had you actually done some effort to look in to the game you would've seen this on the rules quite clearly:

Quote from: Nova on February 22, 2016, 11:26:26

The rules are:
-You may use any means to take the hill from the previous owner. I.E., stealth/brute force/unconventional tactics/etc
-Nothing is off limits you may assume you have "helpers" to move large objects or otherwise co-ordinate or synchronize your actions but try to rely on yourself
-Don't destroy the hill please ( on a different forum it only took about 3 posts before someone burrowed under the hill with 50lb's of c4...damn combat engineers)
-Has to be somewhat realistic, so no sci-fi or fantasy stuff.
-End your post with I now have the hill

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Manuster on August 23, 2016, 12:04:59

Quote from: Nova on August 23, 2016, 11:59:11

Quote from: Jamezoar on August 23, 2016, 11:32:43
almighty push!!!!!!!!!! my hill now bishes

@Jamezoar
Your entry has been deemed invalid, please read the game rules before posting on it.
Had you actually done some effort to look in to the game you would've seen this on the rules quite clearly:
Quote from: Nova on February 22, 2016, 11:26:26
The rules are:
-You may use any means to take the hill from the previous owner. I.E., stealth/brute force/unconventional tactics/etc
-Nothing is off limits you may assume you have "helpers" to move large objects or otherwise co-ordinate or synchronize your actions but try to rely on yourself
-Don't destroy the hill please ( on a different forum it only took about 3 posts before someone burrowed under the hill with 50lb's of c4...damn combat engineers)
-Has to be somewhat realistic, so no sci-fi or fantasy stuff.
-End your post with I now have the hill

jeez, you're actually moderating this? how is creating a human eating virus realistic anyway..

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Nova on August 23, 2016, 12:11:56

Quote from: Manuster on August 23, 2016, 12:04:59

jeez, you're actually moderating this? how is creating a human eating virus realistic anyway..

@Manuster
I moderate most threads, especially since it's my own thread.
As for the virus, mind showing me the comment that said that as I don't recall it o.O?
(There may not be a direct virus that eats humans, there are however symptoms of other things including bacterias that eat your flesh etc.)
Wouldn't be surprised if a virus like that actually showed up in the future though ~_~

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Manuster on August 23, 2016, 12:20:24

https://www.shinobilifeonline.com/index.php?topic=2149.msg39069#msg39069

damn you should be a mod

#Nova4Mod

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on August 23, 2016, 16:16:53

Quote from: Manuster on August 23, 2016, 12:20:24

https://www.shinobilifeonline.com/index.php?topic=2149.msg39069#msg39069

damn you should be a mod

#Nova4Mod

all nano-organisms ain't virus Manu :| It could be an archaea or a mycoplasma... PPLO...
also, virus can eat up human flesh... Its quite practical enough to genetically modify an oncogenic Virus to specifically target the skin and flesh cells of humans
.
cuz science

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Yamasukage on August 23, 2016, 16:59:25

Quote from: Toratsume Nyshn on August 23, 2016, 08:14:44

Quote from: Kings_Head on August 02, 2016, 07:01:19
Quote from: mamoudou52404 on August 02, 2016, 03:58:42
i bribed you by giving you a higher position in Nanatsu
wouldn't be legit since he's my doshi

I go up to Mamoudou and slap him so hard that his soul leaves his body and now he's dead

I now control the hill
whut!!!??
anyways...
I never left the fortress because all the world's deadly diseases are outside it and I don't wanna die yet... so I sneak up to Kings_Head's dinner and add sleeping pills to it. Kings goes into a deep slumber that night and I equip him with a oxygen mask and cylinders and put him in an airtight cylinder in which I put a note
Quote
Pull the hatch to open.
and launch him outside the perimeter of the highly pathogenic environment surrounding the hill.

My squad and army are happy to see me again. (Cuz I was hiding in the fortress like a ghillied sniper :3) as I take back my hill.

Let big daddy show you how you take a hill

In the safety of a UN bunker I work together with leading scientists to develop a rocket capable of disintegrating your base, we then equip the army with likewise weaponry anfd high-tech weaponry and launch a full scale war on your base
The combined strength of the UN and our high-tech weaponry easily overwhelms your troops and we slaughter them before approaching you and we throw you in Alaska in your underwear and give you a knife and some matches to help you survive

I Control the hill

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: mamoudou52404 on August 25, 2016, 18:22:29

[/quote]
Let big daddy show you how you take a hill

In the safety of a UN bunker I work together with leading scientists to develop a rocket capable of disintegrating your base, we then equip the army with likewise weaponry anfd high-tech weaponry and launch a full scale war on your base
The combined strength of the UN and our high-tech weaponry easily overwhelms your troops and we slaughter them before approaching you and we throw you in Alaska in your underwear and give you a knife and some matches to help you survive

I Control the hill
[/quote]

Alright Yama and the I asked u for control of the Hill and u said why? Then I pimp slapped u sooo hard u gave me control.

I now control the hill (Although i let u stay in the basement as my pet)

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Yamasukage on October 07, 2016, 19:53:06

Quote from: mamoudou52404 on August 25, 2016, 18:22:29

Quote
Let big daddy show you how you take a hill

In the safety of a UN bunker I work together with leading scientists to develop a rocket capable of disintegrating your base, we then equip the army with likewise weaponry anfd high-tech weaponry and launch a full scale war on your base
The combined strength of the UN and our high-tech weaponry easily overwhelms your troops and we slaughter them before approaching you and we throw you in Alaska in your underwear and give you a knife and some matches to help you survive

I Control the hill

Alright Yama and the I asked u for control of the Hill and u said why? Then I pimp slapped u sooo hard u gave me control.

I now control the hill (Although i let u stay in the basement as my pet)

Da disrespect bish!

I spend years body building in the basement then I break out take a shot gun, shoot both your legs to hell, t-bag your ass then remove my gloves and pummel your face to oblivion

I pick my shotgun and waste all my ammo on your face and t-bag you again

I take your body and give it to my lead scientist and he creates a clone of you every month and I shoot off your face every month.

I now control the hill

I quote from the great darthtrayel(I think that's how it's spelt),"no h8 plz."

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: DarthTyrael on October 07, 2016, 19:59:22

I sabotage the air conditioner system with dank weed.

As soon as everyone becomes too high to react I barge in with my crew into the fortress with 2 .50 Desert Eagles blazing, killing all it's current inhabitants.

I now control the hill

@Yamasukage

Quote from: DarthTyrael on October 05, 2016, 14:55:46

Plz no h8 </3

Title: Re: I now control the hill
Post by: Umbrus Lunaros on October 28, 2016, 18:56:57

I walk up to the fortress and ask for a small plot of land to grow my turnips and milk my cows.

I am repeatedly shot in the head and decompose.

I AM THE HILL.

Shinobi Life Online

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