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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Zama on September 16, 2016, 12:56:52

Title: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: Zama on September 16, 2016, 12:56:52
As some of you may know (Danktyrael), I've been stuck in the countryside for a week now without a smoke (filthy habit, smoking kills, blah blah) and I had started craving so badly that yesterday I rolled a joint filled with tea and attempted to smoke that...I wouldn't recommend it. For something that tastes good to drink, you'd think it would taste alright when smoked amirite?

Anyways, today I stopped being a bitch and decided to take the road and find a store armed with nothing but 50 bucks and my phone. I took pics because I thought something interesting might happen on the way but it just ended up being pretty meh. Anyways, check it out.


Selfie before I leave so people have something to refer to if I get lost
(http://i.imgur.com/qnOFNRf.jpg)

Aaaand we're outside. peep the little house there. My dad's middle school teacher lives in it. Our house is bigger though.
(http://i.imgur.com/iJD03cM.jpg)

Look! A real road with tar and everything!
(http://i.imgur.com/aTL0rA7.jpg)

I'm not really sure which way I should go so I decide to go up. My instincts haven't failed me yet.
(http://i.imgur.com/p12SGil.jpg)

To the right, we see a shack and some forestry.
(http://i.imgur.com/sChHD1s.jpg)

I told you there'd be cows Mars!

(http://i.imgur.com/VR2Y6PR.jpg)

Huts and stuff. More forestry in the distance too.
(http://i.imgur.com/hbovaUm.jpg)

Ffs this road just keeps on going.
(http://i.imgur.com/XO7qpVH.jpg)

If you look closely, there's a cow grazing in the distance. You can't see it in the picture but it has huge balls.
(http://i.imgur.com/7I067IC.jpg)

More huts and stuff.
(http://i.imgur.com/PI7ENZG.jpg)

Well they have some fancy huts. I wish we had fancy huts.
(http://i.imgur.com/JTjRNU1.jpg)

WHY IS THIS ROAD SO LONG!?
(http://i.imgur.com/xWtLSq3.jpg)

Some more third world stuff.
(http://i.imgur.com/t6YZnAV.jpg)

That is one ugly paint job on that house. What were they thinking?
(http://i.imgur.com/SOtsDdR.jpg)

Got tired of taking pics of nothing so here's a selfie!
(http://i.imgur.com/OVleHuF.jpg)

Is that? IT'S THE FUCKEN PROMISED LAND MATE!
(http://i.imgur.com/uvQRBgF.jpg)

Well...its not my 1st, 2nd or 3rd choice but the lady working there wasn't very helpful. Smoking around children is dangerous!
(http://i.imgur.com/nqpbU3P.jpg)

I'm sorry but I can't get over how ugly that color is on a house.
(http://i.imgur.com/PB3X8oo.jpg)

Long walk back...fun.
(http://i.imgur.com/n49HHof.jpg)

Another majestic cow. Didn't wanna get too close in case it shanks me.
(http://i.imgur.com/CGP1vGH.jpg)

Fuck this guy and his tractor, he wouldn't give me a lift.
(http://i.imgur.com/EDVeOXJ.jpg)

Back to the dirt roads.
(http://i.imgur.com/NaESNNa.jpg)

Hey, I can see my house from here!
(http://i.imgur.com/txbYftG.jpg)

Community tap for the poor people who can't afford indoor plumbing.
(http://i.imgur.com/kXk8AoL.jpg)

Do you guys have signs like this too?
(http://i.imgur.com/wsBPShq.jpg)

Home! <3
(http://i.imgur.com/okLGXrn.jpg)

Gotta have a selfie with the local poultry.
(http://i.imgur.com/kAwMBKI.jpg)

Aaaaand I made it back safe. :D
(http://i.imgur.com/h0C63Nr.jpg)

Cheeky pint well deserved mate.
(http://i.imgur.com/REAFhis.jpg)

Pretty uneventful if you ask me. Although there was a guy outside the store who was sizing me up, asking where I'm from and shit. I didn't take a picture of him because he had a machete (for landscaping purposes) and didn't wanna get my phone stolen or something.

These pictures made me realise how much I miss the suburbs and also that I might be a bit elitist.
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: taigakun on September 16, 2016, 14:31:49
Eyy this was nice and pretty interesting. Liked it alot. gj Zama



SMOKING KILLSSSSSSSSSS
(haha jk)
BUT IT DOES THO
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: Leebz on September 16, 2016, 14:42:00
Dude, this is pretty fkin cool lol. I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. +Rep for you <3
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: Reminance on September 16, 2016, 15:27:57
Adventures of Zama :P
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: Ghost0000 on September 16, 2016, 15:38:04
rlly cool nice  :)
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on September 16, 2016, 15:38:43
Bruh. I realized.
Your laptop looks similar to mine :3
(http://i.imgur.com/YdEYHA1.jpg)

*Brofist*
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: DarthTyrael on September 16, 2016, 19:08:18
YEAHHHHH BOIIIIIII

Just don't smoke that whole pack in one day topkek :PPPP
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: Mars on September 16, 2016, 19:20:11
maybe next time you should try and find your dad

Spoiler: show
good thread, +rep
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: Fraudulent on September 16, 2016, 19:21:41
Ngl, that was an interesting read. I didn't expect you to be in some isolated countryside.
I might do something like this too haha.
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: Zama on September 16, 2016, 21:51:35
Wow, didn't expect people to actually enjoy this xD suck it @Nova

Anyways, I'm not always in the countryside, that's only on weekends and holidays. I hate it there xD

Also Mars, I can't find someone that doesn't exist.

#HPTOASTERMASTERRACE
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: Whatasnipe on September 16, 2016, 22:23:25
Holy shit dude where are you
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: Zama on September 16, 2016, 22:24:12
Quote from: Whatasnipe on September 16, 2016, 22:23:25
Holy shit dude where are you
South Africa lol
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on September 17, 2016, 03:54:13
Quote from: Zama on September 16, 2016, 21:51:35
#HPTOASTERMASTERRACE
Ikr :3
Hope you ain't stuck with it like I am. Cuz I ain't getting a new one until graduation :(
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: Ken on September 17, 2016, 23:20:19
I thought i would see Calvin here.

Disappointed. -rep
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: Mars on September 18, 2016, 11:38:42
Quote from: Ken on September 17, 2016, 23:20:19
I thought i would see Calvin here.

Disappointed. -rep

good meme, +rep

Spoiler: show
gotta wait 16 mins to rep u fuck
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: taigakun on September 18, 2016, 14:41:19
Quote from: Mars on September 18, 2016, 11:38:42
Quote from: Ken on September 17, 2016, 23:20:19
I thought i would see Calvin here.

Disappointed. -rep

good meme, +rep

Spoiler: show
gotta wait 16 mins to rep u fuck

I gottu mars
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: DarthTyrael on September 18, 2016, 16:03:47
Africa eh? Makes sense considering the huts and the man wearing the machete
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: Zama on September 20, 2016, 14:37:19
Quote from: SirTroll on September 18, 2016, 14:52:46
Oh man, real tar roads. (I think you may remember what I said the roads in my area are made from). As Ken said, no calvin no +rep :'(

Other than that, I enjoyed myself! Didn't realize you had an old laptop, maybe that's why you are bad at everything :)

I'm bad at everything because I'm useless.  Plz no hate 4 the laptop.
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: Rapho on September 20, 2016, 16:14:37
This was way more entertaining than I thought :O
I like it, +rep
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: Diamond Lee on September 20, 2016, 16:34:53
Quote from: DarthTyrael on September 18, 2016, 16:03:47
Africa eh? Makes sense considering the huts and the man wearing the machete

People don't wear machetes first off and second Africa can be really cool and it's not all huts and machetes, far from that. South Africa is lit btw
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: Zama on September 20, 2016, 17:15:24
Quote from: Diamond Lee on September 20, 2016, 16:34:53
Quote from: DarthTyrael on September 18, 2016, 16:03:47
Africa eh? Makes sense considering the huts and the man wearing the machete

People don't wear machetes first off and second Africa can be really cool and it's not all huts and machetes, far from that. South Africa is lit btw
My nigga
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: DarthTyrael on September 21, 2016, 21:22:48
Quote from: Diamond Lee on September 20, 2016, 16:34:53
Quote from: DarthTyrael on September 18, 2016, 16:03:47
Africa eh? Makes sense considering the huts and the man wearing the machete

People don't wear machetes first off and second Africa can be really cool and it's not all huts and machetes, far from that. South Africa is lit btw

Tbh I wasn't overgeneralizing thinking South Africa is all huts and people 'wearing machetes':

1. Wearing a machete would've made more sense for Africa rather than my first thought (America -_-) because the density of nature there (especially when further away from 'civilization') can be quite thick due to the warmer climate.

2. The huts and houses shown are far more common afaik the further you get away from the cities, just like tents in campings and larger houses/mansions in Europe.

At least, that was how I was thinking about the matter, but I respect you defending it nonetheless.
Title: Re: Zama's Big Adventure!
Post by: Diamond Lee on September 21, 2016, 22:36:50
Quote from: DarthTyrael on September 21, 2016, 21:22:48
Quote from: Diamond Lee on September 20, 2016, 16:34:53
Quote from: DarthTyrael on September 18, 2016, 16:03:47
Africa eh? Makes sense considering the huts and the man wearing the machete

People don't wear machetes first off and second Africa can be really cool and it's not all huts and machetes, far from that. South Africa is lit btw

Tbh I wasn't overgeneralizing thinking South Africa is all huts and people 'wearing machetes':

1. Wearing a machete would've made more sense for Africa rather than my first thought (America -_-) because the density of nature there (especially when further away from 'civilization') can be quite thick due to the warmer climate.

2. The huts and houses shown are far more common afaik the further you get away from the cities, just like tents in campings and larger houses/mansions in Europe.

At least, that was how I was thinking about the matter, but I respect you defending it nonetheless.
No problem then ;)