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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Indigo on September 10, 2014, 14:41:11
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Pizza is awesome, right? But it isn't exactly the healthiest of food. Here's my recipe for a healthy (ish) pizza with a mock pizza base.
Chicken and Chorizo Pizza
You will need:
- Chicken breast
- Tomato puree
- Red Pepper/Bell Pepper
- Low-fat cheese
- A courgette/Zucchini
- Chopped garlic (I used pre-chopped because I'm a lazy fuck
- Chorizo (you can use fresh but I just used pre-sliced to save time)
- Pesto
- Chapati (Indian tortillas, you can use tortilla's too)
STEP 1
Assemble your ingredients. You can pretty much swap out all of the ingredients to add your own toppings but I like chicken and chorizo.
(http://i.imgur.com/o8xLHRll.jpg?1)
STEP 2
Cut your chicken up into small pieces and place in a bowl, add a spoon full of chopped garlic and season with salt and pepper. Mix that shit round in the bowl to make sure all of the chicken gets coated.
(http://i.imgur.com/YGeq5Bsl.jpg?1)
STEP 3
Chop your courgette/zucchini and red pepper and place in a bowl together, put this to the side for now.
(http://i.imgur.com/CH9s5KPl.jpg)
STEP 4
Squirt some tomato puree in a bowl and add a small spoon of pesto to it, mix that shit up in a bowl. This will be your tomato base.
(http://i.imgur.com/XU0gdlgl.jpg)
STEP 5
Spoon the mixture out onto your chipati/tortilla, try to spread it evenly (better than I did)
(http://i.imgur.com/6CafRohl.jpg?1)
STEP 6
Add some low calorie spray (or oil, whatever) to a frying pan and start frying that chicken up. Season it some more at this point if you want to.
(http://i.imgur.com/WhQySAJl.jpg?1)
STEP 7
Cut the chicken smaller while its cooking so it cooks faster and so you can more evenly distribute it on the pizza, unless you like big chunks.
(http://i.imgur.com/n7UFC4Rl.jpg?1)
STEP 8
Add the courgette/zucchini and peppers to the pan when you think the chicken is nearly done, keep them in there for like a minute just to get a good char on them.
(http://i.imgur.com/LV8O8X2l.jpg?1)
STEP 9
Shred the chorizo and add some of the cheese to the pizza bases. Put the bases on a baking tray, I used a pizza tray but you can just use a regular one.
(http://i.imgur.com/Jh5JsCHl.jpg?1)
STEP 10
Add the now (hopefully) finished chicken and vegetables to the pizza bases, try and even out the toppings.
(http://i.imgur.com/EZwwHtAl.jpg?1)
STEP 11
Put that shit in the oven on 200 degrees (like 400 Fahrenheit?) for around 5-8 minutes, just so the tortilla goes a little crispy and the cheese melts.
(http://i.imgur.com/xVFiuXpl.jpg?1)
STEP 12
Cut it into slices and eat that shit.
(http://i.imgur.com/T7u45CUl.jpg?1)
Enjoy.
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This must taste horrible. It comes from my least favourite store, Asda.
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This must taste horrible. It comes from my least favourite store, Asda.
Fuck you this is glorious.
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This must taste horrible. It comes from my least favourite store, Asda.
Fuck you this is glorious.
Oh I don't doubt that. It would just taste horrible to me since it's from such a disgusting supermarket chain.
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Master Chef Indigo, who knew
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when I was kid my friend and I would compete in who makes a better pizza something like the one you did, lol , and the judges were some other friends..... now I realize I made food for my friends without getting paid. that sucks. although I made some good pizzas thou...
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when I was kid my friend and I would compete in who makes a better pizza something like the one you did, lol , and the judges were some other friends..... now I realize I made food for my friends without getting paid. that sucks. although I made some good pizzas thou...
Because you from mexico and you do thinks like this i think, i dont really know xD
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Master Chef Indigo, who knew
I will earn that custom title one day!
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Hahah didnt know u know to cook.
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Uh, I've been living off Insta-Noodles and Healthy Tortilla Pizza for the past five months, please teach me how to make something else.
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Teach me how to make deh p00si bawce.
plis.
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Lol the ad that my computer went straight to after clicking on this thread was pizza hut. Looks like they're jealous of you indi
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Lol the ad that my computer went straight to after clicking on this thread was pizza hut. Looks like they're jealous of you indi
Yeah, I think google detected the word cooking, mine too showed culinary equipment. Anyway, is it ok to post my homemade dishes here, @Indigo ?
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Lol the ad that my computer went straight to after clicking on this thread was pizza hut. Looks like they're jealous of you indi
Yeah, I think google detected the word cooking, mine too showed culinary equipment. Anyway, is it ok to post my homemade dishes here, @Indigo ?
Sure bro.
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Indigo's consent. Lemme post me food.
2 Japanese ramen noodles (250g)
Beef Chunks 150g
2 Boiled Eggs
1 Beef Broth Cubes
1 Tablespoon Hoisin Paste
1 Tablespoon Soy Sauce
2 Bunch Bok Choy Leaves
1 Carrot
1 Enoki Mushroom (50g)
1 Red Onion Bulb
2 Bunch of Scallions
3 Cloves of Garlic
2 Chilis
Pepper, a pinch
(http://i.imgur.com/rCloEJ5.jpg?1)
Put all the ingredients in a pot.
Offer your neighbor's annoying human child to Cthulhu, our lord and savior.
Hope for the best.
(http://i.imgur.com/ZrYAM5R.jpg?1)
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O.O Nice I shall make some. *follows the instructions* hmmm....... This doesn't seem right .Oh yeah it is just all the ingredients in a pot :/.But awesome skills. X3
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Indigo's consent. Lemme post me food.
2 Japanese ramen noodles (250g)
Beef Chunks 150g
2 Boiled Eggs
1 Beef Broth Cubes
1 Tablespoon Hoisin Paste
1 Tablespoon Soy Sauce
2 Bunch Bok Choy Leaves
1 Carrot
1 Enoki Mushroom (50g)
1 Red Onion Bulb
2 Bunch of Scallions
3 Cloves of Garlic
2 Chilis
Pepper, a pinch
(http://i.imgur.com/rCloEJ5.jpg?1)
Put all the ingredients in a pot.
Offer your neighbor's annoying human child to Cthulhu, our lord and savior.
Hope for the best.
(http://i.imgur.com/ZrYAM5R.jpg?1)
Damn, that looks fucking awesome.
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Wanna ship me some of that to the US lol