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General Discussion / Re: The Art of Ass
« on: Today at 00:05:16 »
Snoopy once again you have enlightened me, ty for that. I also found it quite funny lmao
Thank you! Whenever you need some guidance make sure to drop by the Hidden Dust. As a Sage of Wisdom, I am obliged to enlighten shinobi lost in life.

"You can send someone flying across Europe"

Reminds me of princess peaches attack in Super Smash Bros Brawl where she smashes u with here ass

Tons of damage

18/10 thread would squeeze every little read out of it

That lovely, round, soft and squishy bag of fat that rests at the rear end of every human being is the butt, also known as ‘the ass’.

Idk what kinda shit you white people are up to this time but my donkey is not round
It's round now.

General Discussion / Re: The Art of Ass
« on: Yesterday at 13:47:46 »
Honestly? The previous one was better. But alas this was inclusive of a younger audience. But maybe something's weren't appropriate xD
But as a whole, pretty entertaining. Good job.
Thanks! I got bored of writing these and so I rushed. This will probably be the last one, although I may start writing some more in the future.

This. Is. Glorious. +rep
Thank you (and by +rep people usually mean giving actual rep points by clicking the heart icon under the poster's profile)

General Discussion / Re: The Art of Ass
« on: Yesterday at 13:14:02 »
lmao good job snoops.. officially one of the best threads ever
You must have missed this one here

General Discussion / The Art of Ass
« on: Yesterday at 11:13:59 »
The Art of Ass

This thread does not include explicit content. Suitable for 10+.

That lovely, round, soft and squishy bag of fat that rests at the rear end of every human being is the butt, also known as ‘the ass’. Although it is appreciated on both male and female bodies, without question it is mostly praised and glorified on the female gender and is sometimes used as a tool for sexual pleasure.

Many women and girls worldwide are influenced by social media and female celebrities from all around the world by the physical bodies displayed. They act as role-models and are seen as figures of perfection, so naturally the young female would make attempts to mimic and replicate such bodies. One of the most focused areas is the ass.

We live in a funny era where young females would work on improving the size and shape of their ass, ultimately opening an exhibit on social media with images that deliberately focus that region of their body. Why do they do this? Are they sexually frustrated? Maybe someone who can relate could answer these God-given questions.
The butt is amazing not only because of its impressive and mystical elements, but also because it has many uses. It’s like the ‘Swiss Army Knife’ of human body parts.

This blessed part is very versatile and can be used for every-day things like;
-   Acting as a stand when holding a piece of equipment in place by jamming it in-between both cheeks.

-   If you don’t have anywhere to place your plate of food on, then your partner’s ass is probably the second best choice after a flat surface.

-   It is a living weapon embedded onto the human. You can send someone flying across Europe if you hit them hard enough with your ass. Not only this but the ass also has a tiny entrance in-between both cheeks that can be used for many things, but most naturally is used for chemical warfare… oh yes, I’m talking about the farts.

-   One of the most common uses for an ass is the fact that it can become a musical instrument. It is completely fine to use your butt as drums, but make sure you don’t turn drumming into BDSM spanking when utilising the one on your partner.

-   You can sleep on the ass!

When out in the public, or anywhere really, it is completely fine to squeeze your partner’s ass. This not only shows that you claim dominance over them, but is also an act of affection that has the potential to spark up arousal depending on the atmosphere. DO NOT spank your partner's ass if they are wearing leggings and it is cold outside. This will bring unholy pain upon their butt. Squeezing it however is fine at all times.

Once you have claimed ownership and dominance over your partner's ass, you must make sure they dress appropriately when going out alone. The last thing you want is other males staring at her ass. Your partner may even be prone to predators depending on the choice of clothing.

This concludes my thread on ‘The Art of Ass’.
Hope to see you around.

Shinobi Life Online Character / Re: Duckers
« on: February 24, 2017, 12:45:53 »
Interesting character. Kinda reminds me of Kakuzu when I noticed that money was involved.
Welcome to the forum, enjoy your stay and make sure to refer to my signature which has useful links for beginners.

Shinobi Life Online Character / Re: AtheroX
« on: February 23, 2017, 23:05:02 »
Welcome and nice character.

Smart but insanely perverted.
Eh, you have quite a few perverts on this forum to get through.

General Discussion / Re: Nibui Ennia Roiyaru
« on: February 23, 2017, 22:20:44 »
I took huge inspiration in your "character" and used some of the format for mine, hope youre not mad that it looks somewhat similar
Nah that's fine haha. I'm glad my character inspired you, and that my format is helpful.
Tbh I think this (or a refined version) should be the default template as it gives users the chance to be more creative with their ninja.

Shinobi Life Online Feedback / Re: WHAI U DO DISSS
« on: February 22, 2017, 23:21:17 »
You need to add an extra
at the end.

Introduction / Re: Hello there
« on: February 22, 2017, 21:55:14 »
Welcome to SLO, enjoy your stay
The links in my signature are useful when getting started

Also, why would you pick Business and I.T for GCSE?! You must love punishment.

Shinobi Life Online Character / Re: MrFRH84
« on: February 22, 2017, 19:27:07 »
Welcome to SLO, enjoy your stay
The links in my signature come in handy when getting started

Shinobi Life Online Organizations / Re: Genkaku
« on: February 22, 2017, 19:09:41 »
Good luck

Introduction / Re: Hi
« on: February 22, 2017, 12:39:39 »
Welcome back.

Shinobi Life Online Character / Re: Basaka
« on: February 21, 2017, 18:41:39 »
Welcome to SLO

Shinobi Life Online Suggestions / Re: MIC!
« on: February 21, 2017, 11:40:11 »
you in the tree stealthy to kill someone and u cough

and the enemy hears it would be alot more realistic!
This will only make people turn their mics off to evade sabotaging themselves, so not really a helpful idea, regardless if it makes things more realistic.

The other things you mentioned I could agree with to an extent.

Shinobi Life Online Character / Re: Fampo
« on: February 20, 2017, 21:31:40 »
Welcome to the forum!
The links in my signature should be useful when getting started here.
You may want to create a more in-depth character with a history and personality, that would get us more familiar with your ninja.

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