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General Discussion / Re: Naruto cartoon superhero
« on: August 06, 2019, 16:04:59 »
Google Translate everybody, the future is here

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General Discussion / The Lie That Never Lived: Shionbi Life Online
« on: August 02, 2019, 23:43:53 »
It just hit me, the unexpected realization, how could I have been this blind? It all makes sense now, well... to me at least.

Now you're probably wondering, "what is looney toons over here talking about?" Well.. the answer is simple:
Have you ever stopped for a second to think about everything that's happening? Laying aside your hopes for a "naruto game", laying aside your biases for the things you want made a reality? For the people you've already put your hope and trust in?

I'm only one of many who visit this site, I might not make a difference, but all together, the sheer number of people creates some... let's say.. lucrative traffic. Online traffic.
It's safe to say that there will be no Shinobi Life Online, whether you waited an hour or a couple of years, quite unfortunate.

*You were never meant to have a naruto game in the first place, either that.. or the plan to make one has been slightly.... altered.*
Now if my right to free speech is left unharmed, I present you with the following:

1. The site uses Ads.
        -> Sure... the game needs funding.. that's an OBVIOUS.... or is it?
        -> What type of funding is this if ad revenue is being made but no advance in progress is being seen
        -> Why does the site need to host ads?
        -> Can't we just use an adblocker then???
        -> Of course you can... or can you?
        -> In attempts to stop ads from loading on the webpage, a subtle trick has been implemented
        -> A small popup box appears on each and every page you attempt to load, telling you about how the poor project is STARVING "financially".
        -> Like a small fly.. circling nearby, refusing to disappear, it slowly chips away at your patience, nibbling away slowly... but surely.
        -> Until you lose your patience and create an exception, "it's just ONE exception isn't it? And I barely visit the site, so what?"

2. The site is extremely outdated and left to rot.
        -> "Looks fine to me! What are you talking about?"
        -> I'm saying.. this site still uses that old forum posting interface, the one I'm writing this forum post with right now
        -> Assuming you didn't scoff already, no. An "old forum posting interface" is the LEAST of my worries here. (I actually love using it)
        -> Now that that's out of the way, the following point includes a link, it doesn't take quarter a brain to figure out what it's about
        -> https://imgur.com/a/XwC6Khw <- Look closely, and notice where it says "shinobilifeonline.com" as well as the scrollbar indicator
        -> The previous link holds 3 pictures, all related to my claim that "this site is extremely outdated and left to rot"
        -> What type of website maintenance is this if the team web developers are more-or-less active but the website is absolute trash?
        -> https://i.imgur.com/PE4EGeO.png

3. The only 2 people who really visit the site are:
    A. Ya boi, the lord and savior, the almighty chin... Vreg Soon Johnson (That's his real name btw)
   
   
    (you're not running SHIT buddy)

    B. (who might be the same person as A... -> burning hot like the sun.. it's ya boi, the almighty Red "Community Manager" (whatever the f community managing is in this place)
    B.5. The occasional donors who lost their money for their names to appear in a different color, and for the "supposed financial aid" of this whole thing

    C. And of course.. us, the oh so poor gullible souls, and they thought their dreams will come true, (yes I'm talking about you, unless you're one of the above)

    D.     Google (AdSense) (x)  ...  Google (x) ... Baidu (x)  (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baidu)
    -> yikes.

And with that, I conclude that this is all one selfish con being played on all you gullible peasants, how much money did you make VREG? Care to share? You'll share Soon™ right?

all of you are being taken advantage of, through your feelings of hope that one day, this will become what you want it to become, you're all under one HUGE FUCKING TSUKUYOMI

?When's the next update Vreg?
?Whens the next "forum topic" complaining about how long this game is taking?
?When's the next new thing coming out?
?When will Shinobi Life Online EVER be satisfied financially?
?How to change the team?
?Maybe Reach Out To Other Indie/Small Video Game Companies To Get More Help?

?When's the next update?
?I'm back, long time no see?

?I'm starting to learn unity, maybe I can help?




xoxo

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hey guys
im gunna be makin a video game soon
just wanted to tell ya

sshhhhhhh.

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It is upsetting to see people like you, you should not have paid.

no one's said it yet, but you've just donated to the "development" of an abandoned game.

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General Discussion / delete me
« on: February 08, 2019, 10:40:05 »
delete me

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Shinobi Life Online Discussion / Re: Village Elder Election
« on: August 10, 2018, 12:53:24 »
Name: Alen
Village: Infernogakure
Who you want as your village elder: Whatasnipe


bro this shit is dead u dumbass
you called him a bro and a dumbass at the same time

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maybe that's the strategy..
maybe the love for anime (especially naruto) is being taken advantage of here..

i mean if they changed this game to something non naruto related, i would most probably leave...

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Technical Support / Re: SLO - Performance & Quality -
« on: August 03, 2018, 20:39:19 »
whispers: "no one will find outttt..."

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Technical Support / Re: SLO - Performance & Quality -
« on: August 03, 2018, 20:35:44 »
heyyy.. i just might be...

~ProbablyNot®

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Technical Support / Re: SLO - Performance & Quality -
« on: August 03, 2018, 20:16:01 »
.

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if it's that easy to tell people to believe, then many more people would be religious :\

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Technical Support / Re: SLO - Performance & Quality -
« on: August 02, 2018, 19:46:13 »
well.... at the end of the day....
a man either :

1. continues relying on other people and waits....

2. takes things in his OWN hands since he is the one desiring what those other people are doing...


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@NinjaMirage 2058???!! omggg yesss!! dude... be serious.. are you serious? omg i really hope it's 2058..

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Naruto Anime / What's did dey do here??
« on: August 02, 2018, 16:53:43 »

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Technical Support / Re: SLO - Performance & Quality -
« on: August 02, 2018, 16:21:22 »
boredom.. and empathy.. mostly boredom though, it's satisfying to see everything neat and tidy :D

and largely due to the fact that the "younger me" would've loved a post like this..

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