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Offline Mercury

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Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2016, 20:00:33 »
Quote from: SpeakingRain on August 03, 2016, 19:13:15
Quote from: Mercury on August 03, 2016, 19:01:01
Ill eat ya booty if you be my girlfriend

One, ew. Two, how is that Naruto related?

Harashima: Dreaming about you has made me master Morning Wood Style

its not
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Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2016, 20:05:54 »
I've got two of what many man have only got one of
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Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2016, 05:00:49 »
Quote from: Mercury on August 03, 2016, 20:00:33
Quote from: SpeakingRain on August 03, 2016, 19:13:15
Quote from: Mercury on August 03, 2016, 19:01:01
Ill eat ya booty if you be my girlfriend

One, ew. Two, how is that Naruto related?

Harashima: Dreaming about you has made me master Morning Wood Style

its not

No shit. I guess you don't read topic titles, or lack the capacity to understand them. >.>
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Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2016, 16:34:30 »
Never ever tried this.... so forgive me if they ae lame :3
"My existence will be SAKURA without you in my life."
"lemme give you the 8 triagrams 64 palms massage ;)"
"Are you for real or is this the Infinite Tsukoyomi?"
"Dayyum girl! you gonna put Tsunade to shame!" (not exactly something that can be used... :p )
"TBH... your beauty is not just on the outside... but from within. My byakugan never fails ;)"
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Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2016, 13:40:55 »
Hey girl, are you maybe a bijuu? Cuz id like to seal the deal.
Jiraiya: My head spikes aren't the only pointy thing I got.
Naruto: you make my head spin like rasengan
Are you a chidori? (girl)
No, why?
Cuz I want you to pierce me.
Rin: You stole my heart like Kakashi
Yo, my samehada doesn't only eat chakra ;)
Sakura: Wanna take my cherry blossom?
Kakashi: Id like to Sennen Goroshi you :)
Tsunade: I may be old, but my p***y is still gold
Gonna stop here as it only gets worse xD
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Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2016, 13:56:03 »
Quote from: joca94 on August 16, 2016, 13:40:55
Hey girl, are you maybe a bijuu? Cuz id like to seal the deal.
Jiraiya: My head spikes aren't the only pointy thing I got.
Naruto: you make my head spin like rasengan
Are you a chidori? (girl)
No, why?
Cuz I want you to pierce me.
Rin: You stole my heart like Kakashi
Yo, my samehada doesn't only eat chakra ;)
Sakura: Wanna take my cherry blossom?
Kakashi: Id like to Sennen Goroshi you :)
Tsunade: I may be old, but my p***y is still gold
Gonna stop here as it only gets worse xD

Nice ones! xD I'd totally fall for those pick up lines.
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Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2016, 15:11:00 »
"Let me put my bone inside you" - Kimimaro
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Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2016, 23:35:28 »
Quote from: Tsunayoshi on August 16, 2016, 13:56:03
Quote from: joca94 on August 16, 2016, 13:40:55
Hey girl, are you maybe a bijuu? Cuz id like to seal the deal.
Jiraiya: My head spikes aren't the only pointy thing I got.
Naruto: you make my head spin like rasengan
Are you a chidori? (girl)
No, why?
Cuz I want you to pierce me.
Rin: You stole my heart like Kakashi
Yo, my samehada doesn't only eat chakra ;)
Sakura: Wanna take my cherry blossom?
Kakashi: Id like to Sennen Goroshi you :)
Tsunade: I may be old, but my p***y is still gold
Gonna stop here as it only gets worse xD

Nice ones! xD I'd totally fall for those pick up lines.
Thanks, Im glad someone liked them xD
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