Corrupted Wish.

[Cedie]

Let's play a game, this game is called Corrupted Wish.

Mechanics: A person will present his wish then another person will respond to grant the wish but corrupt it with something related to the nature of the wish. Only one response for a wish. the responding person may begin to make a wish after his response. Other following responses will be deleted. The more clever the better.

Example: Cedie: I wish I can fly.
                Vreg: Granted, but you cannot come down forever.
                Vreg: I wish to get the hottest girl in the world.

I'll start,


- I wish I can be invisible at my own will.

[Sanji]

Granted. but u can do it ones every 90 day XD


I wish to have the five hottest girls in the world <3

[Kai]

Granted. but u can do it ones every 90 day XD


I wish to have the five hottest girls in the world <3

Granted, but they'll turn into the 5 ugliest girls if you only love/like them for their looks.

I wish i was immortal.

[ParadoxRonin]

Granted. but u can do it ones every 90 day XD


I wish to have the five hottest girls in the world <3

Granted, but they'll turn into the 5 ugliest girls if you only love them for their looks.

I wish i was immortal.

GRANTED, but you will still age with time

I wish I was one punch manXD

[Cedie]

GRANTED, but you will still age with time

I wish I was one punch manXD

Granted, but you will explode everything you touch including your food.

I wish to know the mysteries of the universe.

[Mars]

Granted, but you'll realize how much of a noob u are

I wish to die.

[Reminance]

Granted, but you'll realize how much of a noob u are

I wish to die.

Granted, But you will be haunted in the spirit realm forever.

I wish to have a giant lettuce cabbage monster pet.

[Shivraj]

Granted, but you'll mistake it for lettuce and cut it into little pieces one day

I want to master every language in the world, be it earth or alien languages.

[Sanji]

Granted, but you'll mistake it for lettuce and cut it into little pieces one day

I want to master every language in the world, be it earth or alien languages.

Granted, but when u master them all u will lose all Your memories

i wish i can have Byakugan 

[Cedie]

Granted, but when u master them all u will lose all Your memories

i wish i can have Byakugan

Granted, but your eyes are placed between your legs.

I wish to be the most good looking human in the universe.

[Shivraj]

Granted, but you will be forever invisible, doomed to never be noticed.

I want to be Immortal (oh wait, I already am xD)

[Konohuro]

@Shivraj

Granted, but your muscles will rot eventually in time.

I wish I would be nothing so I can be everything.

[Shivraj]

@Shivraj

Granted, but your muscles will rot eventually in time.

I wish I would be nothing so I can be everything.

That's just cruel...

Granted, but you have no consciousness, so you don't know anything that is going on

I wish to have infinite money

[Reminance]

@Shivraj

Granted, but your muscles will rot eventually in time.

I wish I would be nothing so I can be everything.

That's just cruel...

Granted, but you have no consciousness, so you don't know anything that is going on

I wish to have infinite money

Granted, But you are not allowed to spend it or give it away.

I wish to have infinite stamina

[adithya]

@Shivraj

Granted, but your muscles will rot eventually in time.

I wish I would be nothing so I can be everything.

That's just cruel...

Granted, but you have no consciousness, so you don't know anything that is going on

I wish to have infinite money

Granted, But you are not allowed to spend it or give it away.

I wish to have infinite stamina

Granted, but your legs will be paralyzed for the rest of your life.

I wish to have the best gaming PC of all time.