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Shinobi Life Online Character / Re: Gukan Himitsu
« on: February 25, 2016, 15:24:06 »
Boom. New design.

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Games / Re: I now control the hill
« on: February 24, 2016, 19:05:27 »
I make a anonymous police complaint about nova wasting water with his waterslide in the middle of summer, and then report the faked bill. Nova is thrown into jail for forgery, and I hire a ultimate assassin to recover my mum from crypto - but he fails. I send mars, and crypto kills himself because mars' wont notice him, so I recover my mother. I then declare my land as an embassy of Russia, and get diplomatic immunity and backing by both the USSR and America. Then I go down the waterslide myself ;)

I now have the hill.
as long as he pays for it it's okay, you can't get him in jail because of him wasting water.

I probably got thrown in to jail for faking a bill, but my question is how did he find out :o.
Rip Mars & my waterslide will be missed :c

Wait, was my post removed?

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Games / Re: I now control the hill
« on: February 24, 2016, 18:34:15 »
Using a super powerful camera, I record what your pass looks like and how you hacked the security, and perfectly copy both. I undergo plastic surgery to make myself look like you and I walk pas all the cameras in the same way you did. I enter the base unharmed and execute you brutally with my $300 dollar CS:GO rainbow camo butterfly knife. I use my new-found hacking knowledge to reprogram the system to make it entirely unhackable without having a full CT scan that perfectly matches me whilst I think about a secret thing. I remove the 'pass' system and make the floor out if magnesium alloy and pure diamond layers. I set up anti-orbital defences and fully modernise the current defences using project STAR WARS (america's laser-based anti missile system).
I now have the hill

I get a group of 500 ninjas and samurai to attack your hill, before that we throw a giant EMP bomb disabling any systems and allowing us to pass through. We go through all your defenses and such using ninja skills that have been implemented through training for 40 years. We get a diamond drill that are bigger than Big Bertha and cut through that magnesium and diamond floors, as we move in we also steal your moms cookies. We move in with our swords to your location, as you have noticed our arrival you sent every man in your base against us with Guns un-effected by the EMP. We, then move in a Spartan formation with spiked riot shields that deflect all bullets and begin to push your men back until they are surrounded. Then the front row launch the spikes on their riot shields and kill half your men, the second row do the same thing and its goes on and on until all your men are dead. We find where you are hiding, using our ninja sense we realise you have defenses also not effected by the EMP and you have a minigun with you that would tear through our riot shields. So we do this the easy way, we pick up a sniper that one of your tower guards had, then we go back to your office, you out of surprise fire your minigun and kill 3 samurai and 1 ninja. The ninja holding the gun gets angry and then jumps in and MLG 360 noscopes you, but you also manage to kill him. We then find the security system and destroy it, disabling everything. We then find your mom in the office. I now remove everything you have built and instead sit on the hill doing nothing and just put the hill on eBay for 50 million dollars for anyone to buy, since we don't wish to reach to war and violence anyone can buy it, even if you come back from the dead, and the buyer will be under our protection while building the hill and no harm would be endured to him.

I now have the hill.
(and your mom)

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Shinobi Life Online Discussion / Re: SLO Comics
« on: February 24, 2016, 18:12:48 »
guess you wont get noticed then, sorry.

WAIT, you just noticed me.... YES MY GOAL HAS BEEN COMPLETED SENPAI HAS NOTICED ME FOR 3.12354325235 SECONDS............ THANK YOU SENPAI!!!!!
I'm confused are you acting or is this real?

What do you think? Use your inner beast and sense Shiv and understand my point of view and true goal of life itself. Then, and only then will there be true peace between people and their SENPAISSSSSSSSSSS!

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General Discussion / Re: General disscusion
« on: February 24, 2016, 12:18:46 »
#Mod4Nova ............. I mean #Nova4Mod

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Shinobi Life Online Discussion / Re: SLO Comics
« on: February 24, 2016, 12:17:55 »
guess you wont get noticed then, sorry.

WAIT, you just noticed me.... YES MY GOAL HAS BEEN COMPLETED SENPAI HAS NOTICED ME FOR 3.12354325235 SECONDS............ THANK YOU SENPAI!!!!!

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Shinobi Life Online Discussion / Re: SLO Comics
« on: February 24, 2016, 12:10:54 »


It's actually disturbing how close this is to the truth..

Listen, I'll do anything to let SENPAI notice me, but not ass-licking....... that's just weird.

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Shinobi Life Online Character / Re: Menma Hiroyuki
« on: February 24, 2016, 12:09:05 »
OK.... the Character looks splendid, but you may wish to change some history like the chakra beast thing because we don't even know if jinchūriki id gonna be in be in the game or if it is in the game you might not get chosen... Just sayin. But overall great, keep it up.

Regarding the jinchuuriki, there won't be any jinchuuriki in SLO as it is something specific from the Naruto series.
(Got that from the FaQ.) Source

The character looks good, the only thing I might disagree on is the overuse of bold text but that's just personal preference ^.^
Also getting that blue-ish curse mark isn't completely certain that it will be in the game.
The history starts off well and somewhat original (but definitely Naruto inspired as it somewhat sums up Naruto with the parents + Chakra beast) apart from the parents died, and will look for revenge after.
I really like the picture even if you didn't make it yourself ^.^

Overall well done.


NOVA, WHY YOU NOT MOD YET?!!?

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Shinobi Life Online Discussion / Re: SLO Comics
« on: February 23, 2016, 17:16:01 »


THIS IS SOOOOOOOOO TRUE ON SOOOOOOOOO MANY LEVELS.... Troll HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD!?

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Shinobi Life Online Character / Re: Menma Hiroyuki
« on: February 23, 2016, 17:11:37 »
OK.... the Character looks splendid, but you may wish to change some history like the chakra beast thing because we don't even know if jinchūriki id gonna be in be in the game or if it is in the game you might not get chosen... Just sayin. But overall great, keep it up.

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Games / Re: I now control the hill
« on: February 23, 2016, 17:08:09 »
Found this forum game on a different forum and thought it might've been a funny thing to do here as well.

the name of the game is: "I now control the hill"

The rules are:
-You may use any means to take the hill from the previous owner. I.E., stealth/brute force/unconventional tactics/etc
-Nothing is off limits


Yeah hey......... this is completely off topic. But I'm really scratching my head right now... So is rule 2 "Nothing is off Limits" do you mean there are no limits or is it that Nothing is off Limits... Like is Limits(you know limits, right? like the guy) unbeatable in this game or something or is he an Easy win? Thanks for the reply

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Shinobi Life Online Questions / Re: Kage Missions
« on: February 23, 2016, 17:03:13 »
I fear that if mars is the dust kage then that is what I will spend most of my time doing...
Shaddup and pick me some potatoes

Even though, I'm from another village... I WILL PICK UP ALL THE POTATOES FOR YOU SENPAI!!

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Shinobi Life Online Questions / Re: Death itself....
« on: February 22, 2016, 18:27:49 »
More like you can't die in a non-death zone, you can only go as far as being defeated/unconscious. Death zones (previously known as perma-death zones) are zones where you can get killed off after getting defeated.

Death zones are currently planned to be the wide borders between lands. So crossing over to another land in order to visit its Hidden Village or any other of its villages has the risk of being ambushed and actually dying permanently. Hence this should be done in a safe manner by either travelling in group or by trying to be unnoticed by travelling through trees.

Death in SLO means the definition of the word: "Death is the termination of all biological functions that sustain a living organism." Respawning does not fit in that. Luckily the majority of SLO's world will be non-death zoned, courtesy of the Hidden Village protection provided to the lands they are located in.

So does the character get completely erased? or What? *heavy breathing*

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Shinobi Life Online Questions / Re: Death itself....
« on: February 22, 2016, 17:41:05 »
So is this perma-death zone real?

Not quite sure what you meant by that.
Yes there will be perma death zones.
Not every zone will be like that though.

Coolio Bro.... This gets better and better everyday...

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Shinobi Life Online Questions / Kage Missions
« on: February 22, 2016, 17:38:56 »
Do the Kage make up missions or are they developed by the team developers (honestly I would like the kage to do it cause it would be more roleplay like and realistic plus would make sense)

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