What's the best you got

[Kings_Head]

So i was at this store the other day an i saw this girl who was working at the cashier and by god was she freaking beautiful, now im not good when it comes to talking to people i don't know face to face ESPECIALLY when it comes to good looking girls, so i was thinking to myself what in the world would i say to this chick i got nothing and i didn't want to say something so cheesy. So what i ended up doing was going up to the cash register she worked at, as i go up to her i looked at her and smiled and in my head i was thinking of shit to say but it was all so stupid, so i just ended up complimenting her smile and eyes and walked off. So what i'm asking from you guys is, what is your best pick up line when it comes down to the ladies and does it work.

Here are some lines to begin with.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Have fun and give me the best pick up lines you got!!

[Toratsume Nyshn]

well.... I never had to say anything to any girl whom I fell for... the first move always came from the other direction. anyways. here are some I have seen people use succesfully-

You should wear some shades girl or those pretty eyes could give anyone a heart attack

The equation of the feelings that I go through when I see you is (sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5 . You can google it (recommended for online chatting stuff... yeah its nerdy xD)

You remind me of a circle... you're just perfect ... and can't remember anything else.. but yeah.. these three are experimentally successful
good luck with that cashier tho

 

[taigakun]

I seem to have forgotten my name, what's yours?

Are you a camera? Because every time i look at you, I smile.

Roses are red, there are beautiful too. But there isn't a single rose, that is as beautiful as you.

[Yamasukage]

Me: Hey is your name Angie?
Her: Nope.
Me: are you sure?
Her: Yep
Me : I could've sworn you were cause I was told she'd be the most beautiful girl in the room

[Tsunayoshi]

Lel, I've never really used any of these, girls just see that I'm interested and they follow procedure. Lol.
Hmm, these are some I just made. Haha, enjoy!

1.You look at her with a serious face and say;

You- Somebody must call the fire department right now!
Her- Why? Is something burning? Where? (Confused)
You- Oh damn! You're saying you can't notice that you're hot?
--- Or something like that.

2.You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
---This one is downright amaazing. <3 I know if I was a girl I'd go for it.

3.There is only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
--Ai, Ai.

4.My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to go eat?
-- Little unprofessional perhaps, but wai not. :#

5.You look cold, do you want to use me as a blanket?
-- Kawaii

6. You might be asked to leave soon, you're making the other women look bad.
--<3

That's all

Have fn!

[Toratsume Nyshn]

Tsuna you're pro dood....

[misi4444]

Get some drink for her, and be yourself. Worked for me many times. Either I am cool, or drinks are that effective Iam not fan of pick up lines, I just get what I want

Get some drink, enquire about her, then be what she likes. (warning, only if you don't want serious relationships)

[Zama]

Get some drink for her, and be yourself.

Get some drink, enquire about her, then be what she likes.

Made me chuckle there, like what, who am I supposed to be then lol?

But I mean, it works. Pick up lines are more like something you use to get some laughs, never seen one actually work though.

[misi4444]

Get some drink for her, and be yourself.

Get some drink, enquire about her, then be what she likes.

Made me chuckle there, like what, who am I supposed to be then lol?

But I mean, it works. Pick up lines are more like something you use to get some laughs, never seen one actually work though.

I mentioned the second one, becase one may be not enough even after drinks to get chicks. I'm usually being myself after drinks, but the "be what she wants" is for people who really suck at girls Sorry, had some drinks, so did not make it clear.

[Manuster]

lmao nice thread

do u have any for dee fwendzone? i need halp....im stack

[Zama]

lmao nice thread

do u have any for dee fwendzone? i need halp....im stack

Spoiler: show

She can't say no if she's dead.

[Manuster]

lmao nice thread

do u have any for dee fwendzone? i need halp....im stack

Spoiler: show

She can't say no if she's dead.

lmao xDDD

but ST's dead and he still manages

[Kings_Head]

lmao nice thread

do u have any for dee fwendzone? i need halp....im stack

Spoiler: show

She can't say no if she's dead.

Or just go up to her and show her a napkin and ask, does this smell like chloroform, and boom she is all yours for the taking

[taigakun]

Spoiler: show

She can't say no if she's dead.

Hahaha fucking savage lmao

[Manuster]

lmao nice thread

do u have any for dee fwendzone? i need halp....im stack

Spoiler: show

She can't say no if she's dead.

lmao xDDD

but ST's dead and he still manages

I'm dead enough to bring a young black retard with me

whoooa dude, don't bring @Zama into this!! he didnt do anything