Chuck Norris VS The most Interesting man in the world

[NinjaMirage]

the ultimate match up... here is how it go's cast your vote for how wins and post your favorite quotes
for ether one how ever gets the most votes wins entries must be in by Jan. 1st


ill kick it of with :
The most interesting man in the world

"He once won a staring contest with his own reflection"

"He can speak Russian… in French"

"Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died"

"His signature won a Pulitzer"

"He gave his father "the talk""

[Konohuro]

"He built himself the motherhood where he was born."

"He once threw a grenade, he killed 20 man... and then the grenade explode."

"He is so fast that the light can't find him."

"He can hear the sign language."

"He made a Happy Meal cry."

"When he enters a room, he doesn't turns on the light but he turns off the darkness."

"When zombie apocalypse is striking, he doesn't have to fight for his life.
Zombie do."

"When Alexander Bell invented the phone, he already had 3 missed calls from The most interesting man."

"He died 20 years ago... only that the death didn't have the nuts to tell him."

"He and Superman had a fight once. No one know who won but the looser had to wear his underwear over his pants."

"He never wrong calls numbers. You are the one who answers the wrong call."

"He is able to smash a revolving door."

"He can make fire using two cubes of ice."

"He escalated Everest in 15 minutes, from  which 14 took him only to make a snow man at the base of the mountain."


I'm sorry if there are too many, I left carried away.

PS: I think a mod should move it to the game section.