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Cooking with Indigo Lesson 1: Instant Noodles
« on: September 09, 2014, 19:33:12 »
Welcome to cooking with Indigo.

Instant Noodles are the shit, whether you're a student on a budget who needs something to keep them going or are just too lazy to make real food, Instant Noodles = a decent substitute for real noodles.

What you will need:
  • Instant Noodles (duh)
  • A pan
  • A hob
  • Water

Optional Extras:
  • Pepper
  • Wrap/Tortilla
  • Butter


STEP 1:


Get yourselves some motherfucking Instant Noodles, I'm using the 'Super Noodles' brand here in England. I don't know if that's available outside England but they're the shit. I opted for the 'Chinese Chow Mein' flavor because fuck you, that's why.



STEP 2

Break that shit up and put it in a pan.



STEP 3

Boil some water in the kettle and pour that shit all over those glorious dried noodles.



STEP 4

Put that shit on the hob and add flavor packet. STIR. THAT. SHIT.



STEP 5

MEANWHILE. Grab yourself a wrap (or tortilla whatever the fuck you call it) and butter that shit up good.



STEP 6

When the noodles are done strain that shit over the sink to get rid of excess noodle juice and then slap those noodles down on your plate.



STEP 7

Slap the wrap down on the plate and add a tonne of pepper. There. That's it. Enjoy.




No fancy shit, just fucking noodles.
« Last Edit: September 09, 2014, 19:34:50 by Indigo »



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Re: Cooking with Indigo Lesson 1: Instant Noodles
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2014, 20:02:24 »
How to make cereal plis
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Re: Cooking with Indigo Lesson 1: Instant Noodles
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Re: Cooking with Indigo Lesson 1: Instant Noodles
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2014, 00:28:00 »
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Re: Cooking with Indigo Lesson 1: Instant Noodles
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2014, 00:43:42 »
What was the tortilla for?
And what's a hob?
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Re: Cooking with Indigo Lesson 1: Instant Noodles
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2014, 00:54:06 »
What was the tortilla for?
And what's a hob?
1. I hope you aren't planning on eating noodles on a tortilla but I would still like to know what it's for
2. I looked up what a hob is and in America we just say the stove, not the hob. Even if it has a hob
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Re: Cooking with Indigo Lesson 1: Instant Noodles
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2014, 03:24:55 »
lmfao Kusan, i was wondering wat a hob was too.
and you dont like the noodle juice with the season? you like it dry ? cmon cuuh
and the tortilla is foooor?

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Re: Cooking with Indigo Lesson 1: Instant Noodles
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2014, 11:37:36 »
lmfao Kusan, i was wondering wat a hob was too.
and you dont like the noodle juice with the season? you like it dry ? cmon cuuh
and the tortilla is foooor?


Put those noodles in that tortilla = bro sandwich.


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Re: Cooking with Indigo Lesson 1: Instant Noodles
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2014, 16:38:53 »
pls mek a tutoreal fo how 2 maek towst!!!!!- xXSnipa-Killa99Xx
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Re: Cooking with Indigo Lesson 1: Instant Noodles
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2014, 20:52:29 »
Super noodles are the shit.Although what I tend to do is first boil the water then add the noodles after cause I like em a little crunchy and if you do it your way it becomes all soft and soggy type.
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Re: Cooking with Indigo Lesson 1: Instant Noodles
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2014, 21:13:21 »
Super noodles are the shit.Although what I tend to do is first boil the water then add the noodles after cause I like em a little crunchy and if you do it your way it becomes all soft and soggy type.

I'm the same I like them crunchy, you just keep them in for less time and they still come out fine :D

 

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