Cooking with Indigo Lesson 1: Instant Noodles

[Indigo]

Welcome to cooking with Indigo.

Instant Noodles are the shit, whether you're a student on a budget who needs something to keep them going or are just too lazy to make real food, Instant Noodles = a decent substitute for real noodles.

What you will need:

• Instant Noodles (duh)
• A pan
• A hob
• Water

Optional Extras:

• Pepper
• Wrap/Tortilla
• Butter

STEP 1:


Get yourselves some motherfucking Instant Noodles, I'm using the 'Super Noodles' brand here in England. I don't know if that's available outside England but they're the shit. I opted for the 'Chinese Chow Mein' flavor because fuck you, that's why.



STEP 2

Break that shit up and put it in a pan.



STEP 3

Boil some water in the kettle and pour that shit all over those glorious dried noodles.



STEP 4

Put that shit on the hob and add flavor packet. STIR. THAT. SHIT.



STEP 5

MEANWHILE. Grab yourself a wrap (or tortilla whatever the fuck you call it) and butter that shit up good.



STEP 6

When the noodles are done strain that shit over the sink to get rid of excess noodle juice and then slap those noodles down on your plate.



STEP 7

Slap the wrap down on the plate and add a tonne of pepper. There. That's it. Enjoy.




No fancy shit, just fucking noodles.

[America]

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[Indigo]

How to make cereal plis

nxt tym.

[Vreg]

nais tutorail, now i caen be liek Nurato

[America]

What was the tortilla for?
And what's a hob?

[America]

What was the tortilla for?
And what's a hob?

1. I hope you aren't planning on eating noodles on a tortilla but I would still like to know what it's for
2. I looked up what a hob is and in America we just say the stove, not the hob. Even if it has a hob

[AugustRed]

lmfao Kusan, i was wondering wat a hob was too.
and you dont like the noodle juice with the season? you like it dry ? cmon cuuh
and the tortilla is foooor?

[Indigo]

lmfao Kusan, i was wondering wat a hob was too.
and you dont like the noodle juice with the season? you like it dry ? cmon cuuh
and the tortilla is foooor?

Put those noodles in that tortilla = bro sandwich.

[Kayleb]

pls mek a tutoreal fo how 2 maek towst!!!!!- xXSnipa-Killa99Xx

[Without Regrets]

Super noodles are the shit.Although what I tend to do is first boil the water then add the noodles after cause I like em a little crunchy and if you do it your way it becomes all soft and soggy type.

[Indigo]

Super noodles are the shit.Although what I tend to do is first boil the water then add the noodles after cause I like em a little crunchy and if you do it your way it becomes all soft and soggy type.

I'm the same I like them crunchy, you just keep them in for less time and they still come out fine